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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)!

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

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    • 4.8 • 25 Ratings

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)!

    3.01 - The Hateful Traitor Barthus Billingburg XIII

    3.01 - The Hateful Traitor Barthus Billingburg XIII

    Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has executed Glasgow Vicodin while Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slaughtered Inquisitor Billingburg in single combat. With two members of the confederacy killed, and a string of fallen acolytes behind them, have they improved the future or doomed the Emperor to a worse fate? And what will happen next in their journey to save the Imperium? Find out in season 3 of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), as well as Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as brand new characters.

    Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.

    Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/

    You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice

    The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic.
    Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic

    Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/
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    • 54 min
    3.02 - The Heretic Sun

    3.02 - The Heretic Sun

    Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) entrenched themselves happily on the Marni’s Song. Valentyne tried to win over the crew before executing one of them as a traitor, and Attikus aided in the Inquisitor’s research by providing bottomless recaf service. Now their ship is under attack by two separate squadrons intent on killing Billingburg. Can Valentyne and Attikus talk their way out of this? Or kill their way into owning a functional ship? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), as well as Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring).

    Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice

    Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/

    You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice

    The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic.
    Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic

    Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 49 min
    3.03 - Last Call

    3.03 - Last Call

    Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) have allied themselves with the Witch Hunter Davian Mutus. Valentyne spun a new yarn to win an ally, while Attikus slaughtered an entire boarding party of invaders. Now they’re being towed past the Heretic Sun to find answers about the confederacy, as well as to find new companions on their quest. Can they keep their secrets from the Witch hunter, or will this new friend become a deadly enemy? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), as well as Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as new characters.

    Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.

    Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/

    You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice

    The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic.
    Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic

    Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 48 min
    3.04 - The Grim Garden

    3.04 - The Grim Garden

    Morgan Rhalls (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli Sharpe (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) were left behind when their Inquisitor died. Having taken over the Claw & Wing, they’ve been doing their best to keep their bar going and themselves sane. Morgan befriended a romantically foolish giant, while Eli has been lecturing nearby youths about the cost of serving the Inquisition. But what will happen when their bar is invaded at gunpoint and a firefight breaks out? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), as well as Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis.

    Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.

    Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/

    You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice

    The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic.
    Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic

    Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 59 min
    3.05 - The Twice-Folded Blade

    3.05 - The Twice-Folded Blade

    Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were being delivered to an Inquisitorial Stronghold on Last Gleaming. They were brought before the Lord-Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus and Valentyne was interrogated to determine if he was some kind of clone or other heretical trick. Luckily his identity proved true and he was promoted to the full rank of Inquisitor, though with a terrifying new mystery to solve. Can he and Attikus discover why someone faked his death? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), as well as Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Morgan Rhalls and Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as Eli Sharpe.

    Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.

    Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/

    You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice

    The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic.
    Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic

    Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 51 min
    3.06 - A Difference of Ideologies

    3.06 - A Difference of Ideologies

    Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were taking full advantage of the Inquisitorial Stronghold. They put a researcher onto the clues they’d gathered, re-geared themselves in the armoury and discovered a psyker who shared Valentyne’s visions. Requisitioning four Inquisitorial stormtroopers they set off into the hive to find Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring). Will they find answers or their own death?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

    Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.

    Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/

    You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice

    The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic.
    Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic

    Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 51 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
25 Ratings

25 Ratings

Donsterr ,

Fun role play group

This is a great way to experience the genesis system and appreciate collaborate gameplay and rolling

Sashira ,

Obsessed

I look forward to this podcast all week. The voice acting, the world building, the characters and story development… I knew nothing about Warhammer before listening to this and am now running my own 40k game. That’s how badly you got to me, Valentyne.

Ironclad Diver ,

Stay a while and Listen

Straight-up love these guys. I love Garbage Town podcast and all their RPG live play podcasts as well. I am a huge fan of Warhammer 40k as well, so when I saw they were doing a 40k campaign I LOST MY MIND. You guys need to listen to their stuff, it has a lot of humor and it doesn’t take itself too seriously like other live play RPGs.

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