Brand Spanking New Podcast

Brand Spanking New
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A satirical look into the past week of sports, society, and culture.

  1. 09/27/2021

    Is Clemson at the End of the Road? What Can NFL Rookies Take Away From Their Beatdowns, Is it Time for Big Ben to Hang Up the Cleats

    On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I discuss what we know so far about the college football season. I dive into the difference between NFL Rookies, and the young QB's who have already run this road. I question whether Big Ben needs to get a new sponsor, and I eat popcorn at the Ben Simmons drama.

    21 min

  2. 09/23/2021

    Is Aaron Rodgers Proving Us Wrong? Dysfunction in NOLA, Divas in Philly

    Is Aaron Rodgers detached from the reality of the NFL? Should we be shocked that the New Orleans Pelicans are a trainwreck? And why does Ben Simmons think he has any leverage? All of this, and some midweek questions that need to be answered.

    14 min

  3. 09/21/2021

    Justin Fields, College Powerhouse Cupcakes, They Are Who We Thought They Were!

    On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I question why Justin Fields is being treated like a child. I discuss why the perennial powers of college football are now cupcakes.  And I explain why players and teams just don't change.

    15 min

  4. 05/31/2021

    Fans are Jerks, The Clippers Listen to their Zunes, Tim Tebow is not a Wildcat, and the Astros are Hypocrites

    On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I break down the opening round of the NBA playoffs. I dissect the dialogue between New York politicians and Hawks guard Trae Young. I try to understand the financial ruin Steve Ballmer is dealing with as the owner of the Clippers, and wonder why the Astros think they have standards.

    13 min

  5. 05/24/2021

    Lightweight LeBron, The Clippers v. Rob Schneider, Tony LaRussa Fight for Prohibition, and Zack Wilson is a Mormon

    In this episode of Brand Spanking New, I discuss why LeBron James should change his fighting class to feather-weight.  I criticize why the NBA does not discipline their Divas. I suggest that the Los Angeles Clippers and Rob Schneider have far more in common than we think, and I look into why people are shocked that a Mormon doesn't drink.

    12 min

  6. 05/17/2021

    Tebowmania AGAIN! Russell Westbrook Playoff Struggles, Antonio Brown is a Pirate, and Massage Therapy Scandals

    In this episode of Brand Spanking New, I reveal the shocking truth that Tim Tebow needs to finally move out of the basement.  I analyze why the coddling of the NBA has killed its ratings.  I wonder if Antonio Brown is secretly a pirate, and I break down why massage therapy is a career choice that needs to be banned from society.

    13 min

  7. 05/10/2021

    LeBron Meets Richard Nixon, the Brooklyn Nets Defense Issues, and Jimbo Calls John Wick

    On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I dive in to discuss Lebron's thoughts on the current playoff situation. I analyze why the Nets are in serious trouble. I look into why David Griffin has an obsession with Melissa McCarthy, and I advise Jimbo Fisher to seek witness protection.

    13 min

  8. 05/03/2021

    The NFL Draft, Aaron Rodgers at the Kentucky Derby, Bryce Harper Meets the Goonies

    On this episode of Brand Spanking New, I discuss the winners and losers of the NFL Draft, I break down why Aaron Rodgers is having an identity crisis over "The Bachelor" and I discuss how 10% of Lebron James is better than nothing at all. Also, Bo Callahan is not who you want to build your team around.

    12 min
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A satirical look into the past week of sports, society, and culture.

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  • Creator
    Brand Spanking New
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2021
  • Episodes
    29
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2021 Brand Spanking New Podcast
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