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It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.
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The Second Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza
COLE ALDRICH IS AN OFFICIAL SACWNPYEPAE AWARD WINNER!!!!!!
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THE TIMBERWOLVES WIN GAME FOUR TO TAKE A COMMANDING 1-3 DEFICIT IN THE WCF! IT WAS WRITTEN
TEAMS DOWN 3-0 IN THE CONFERENCE FINALS ARE 0-155. UNTIL THIS YEAR. IT WAS WRITTEN. IF YOUR NAME IS ABE AND YOUR "WRITE" FOR SB NATION YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU DRIVING RECKLESSLY IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA CUZ BOY HOWDY YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT
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Mavericks Series Preview + Nuggets In Memoriam Segment
The best time to release a series preview podcast is last night at 10pm when we finished recording this. The second best time is now, 2:16pm the day of the game. The gentlemen break down the advantages of both teams and predict where the series nets out (spoiler: we predict what you're predicting too). Jordan has wifi issues. He's moving into his new house next week so that won't be a problem much longer. We also memorialize the Denver Nuggets cuz they're dead. Love you. Suck it, DNVR. Cole Aldrich: come on the pod ya weirdo
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WE'RE NEVER GONNA DIE, THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE NUGGETS IN GAME 7
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THE TIMBERWOLVES OBLITERATE THE NUGGETS IN GAME 6
THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE NUGGETS BY 45 POINTS! ANT WAS INSANE! JADEN WAS THE MVP! KAT IS THE JOKIC STOPPER! RUDY IS RUDY! MIKE CONLEY IS BACK!
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GAME 2: BELT 2 ASS ON THE REIGNING CHAMPION DENVER NUGGETS
Guys, the Minnesota Timberwolves may very well win an NBA Championship this year.
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The vibes
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No pants? No problem.
The vibes are fire on this podcast. Everyone brings such fun analysis of the state of the Wolves. Five out of five awooooos, easily.