Diary of a Wild Woman Diary of a Wild Woman

(PSA This was recorded 10 months ago. I do mention the holiday season at the end and we all know I don't edit)
Ever been on a long disappointing road trip with 3 losers and a kid? Well if you haven't I did it for you in the late 90s so you don't have to. Come with me as I spill the tea on the worst road trip ever taken to Rachel Nevada just to see Area 51.

Lets go back in time when teens looked for the undead and looted old abandoned churches for a good time, and by teens I mean me. It was me. I looted an old abandon church. 

I was robbed!! Luckily not at gun point or face to face!
Today Ill tell you about my forced hiatus and the things terrible people do. 
Also I want to tell you about how I once put out a fire during a massive hurricane and simultaneously beat death at his own game! 

Growing up a vegetarian wasn’t as cool as it is now. The mid 80s-90s were not the decades for a child to take on such a freak show of a lifestyle. That’s exactly how I felt with the never ending barrage of stupid questions from adults I would have to endure for the next 30 years. 

But, that’s not to say there wasn’t some funny moments.

Start the car, get on the treadmill or get your line cast because I’m about to tell you all about it.

Listen to the tale of my trusty steed and my mechanical best friend. He had been apart of some of my best memories, and my lowest moments. 
With Bob by my side in his copilot seat, we took on America one state at a time.  

This is a story of me getting followed home from the bar and the wackiness that ensued afterwards.