Episode 60: Nature's Bounty The Paternity Test

“Pony Up Daddy” is the new Dad saddle that allows your child to humiliate you in comfort. Did we need this invention?

In “Health Beat”, Todd halves his Jube Gel intake and goes into weight loss freefall. But where to stop?

Speaking of which, Todd bought some dubiously named workout drinks that he probably doesn’t need, but it does taste like watermelon Slurpee.

And in “Scarred for Life”, Matt brings Viva to perform at Windy City LIVE! and has to balance between ruining showbiz for her forever and ruining her for real life forever.

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