3 Lads, 2 Teams, and a Cup Evan, Mike, and Steven
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Three guys talk about Columbus Crew SC and FC Cincinnati with minimal research, zero credentials, and a pocket full of dad jokes.
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Season 2 - Episode 2 - A Potato Podcast
We have pivoted from Soccer to Potatoes. You are welcome.
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Season 2 - Episode 1 - Sedro Pantos
We back! The 3 lads talk about 2 teams and at least 1 of them has a chance for a cup. We talk about all the important things:
Stats (kinda)
FC Cincinnati and Columbus Crew
Chants that we made up
Why RasenBallsport sucks.
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Episode 12 - Podcast Italiano
The first episode released in 2 languages! Kinda! Mike interview's Steven, who lives in the future, and Evan, who has seen the future. They talk about the results before they've happened.
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Episode 11 - Flamingo Facts
Chris helps Cincinnati find a Target Man, the lads bring you over great traditions and kill them, and unfortunately talk Crew and Cincy results. We also talk about expansion, because who the hell doesn't want to talk about MLS' crazy expansion process?? Also Hell is Horny Man-Bods.
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Episode 10 - The Soccer Must Flow
Jose Mourinho petitions for a new job, the lads bring you some Serious News, and talk Crew and Cincy results. The CCL might be over, but it is OPEN CUP TIME! We pick some lower division teams and wrap things up with Hell is Horny, with a surprise entrant.
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Episode 9 - #SoccerWarz
The Lads are back and boy do they have things to say. Harry Kane tries to steal the podcast, we talk Trading Card Games, Chicago getting a rebrand, and Beckham vs Milan. Hell stays extra horny in this episode, because both Steven and Evan actually picked soccer players. Lads!
Customer Reviews
Just, the absolute best
Wow, my earholes!
I stumbled across this podcast while searching for a sequel to the popular 2007 internet video “2 Girls 1 Cup.” While this podcast doesn’t feature any literal consuming of human excrement, one could argue the discussion features a plethora of figurative poop-eating. Someone could argue that, but that’s not what I’m here today to do. These lads are – and let me be clear I am not pandering here – some of the VERY best in the game. Their breadth of knowledge and expertise on Ohio-based Major League Soccer teams is unlike that of any other podcast I follow, and do not let that statement be lessened by the fact that I may or may not listen to any other podcasts that cover broadly, Ohio MLS teams. One of the best features they have is where they discuss ways to make MLS better. Their ideas here are endless, and MLS would be wise to listen up and take some feedback because with their goal to be a top league in the world – they could use a lot more on-field musical chairs. Another segment I really enjoy is the one where we get to vote on the hottest boy who plays for each team. This weekly poll has yielded some truly astounding – even mystifying – results. Most curiously, how the team with literally gajillions of season ticket holders, consistently winning the stands, continues week after week to get voted as having the ugliest lad, while the team with the failing business metrics consistently shines. Do scientist know about this? Maybe they should, someone needs to inform them. I would be the one to do it, but unfortunately, I can't read, write, or understand a lick of English and had to translate even this review you're reading on the internet. Google translate, fail me now don’t .
Great Podcast
These three good lads have made one of the top 5 Columbus Crew/FC Cincinnati podcasts. Everyone should listen to it right now.
Fun podcast
Good podcast about Columbus Crew and Cincinnati MLS teams. Please note the one cup belongs to The Crew, Ohio’s #1 team. Ohio is yellow