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We review the reviews. If I could give this podcast zero stars, I would.

Zero Stars Kelle & Todd

    • Arts
    • 2.8 • 5 Ratings

We review the reviews. If I could give this podcast zero stars, I would.

    14 – BCK, Hopdoddy, Kenny & Ziggy’s

    14 – BCK, Hopdoddy, Kenny & Ziggy’s

    There were SHARDS of GLASS!

    13 – Boomtown Coffee (Houston), Frothy Monkey (Nashville), Sweet Eugene’s (College Station)

    13 – Boomtown Coffee (Houston), Frothy Monkey (Nashville), Sweet Eugene’s (College Station)

    “Really I bid you good luck getting a good meaty and flavored bite.”

    12 – Dish Society, Down House, Local Foods

    12 – Dish Society, Down House, Local Foods

    One reviewer ordered an egg white omelette and then complained about it being bland.

    11 – Bistro Menil, Indianola, Hugo’s

    11 – Bistro Menil, Indianola, Hugo’s

    One person helpfully warned us that tile floors are slippery.

    10 – 13 Celsius, Lei Low, Houston Watch Company

    10 – 13 Celsius, Lei Low, Houston Watch Company

    One man is displeased to discover he has to order his drinks at the bar…at a bar.

    9 – Dolce Vita, Mellow Mushroom, Star Pizza (Reupload)

    9 – Dolce Vita, Mellow Mushroom, Star Pizza (Reupload)

    IT’S PIZZA O’CLOCK! The version we originally posted had MYSTERIOUSLY cut off the last 2 minutes of the episode, which was the portion where we revealed all of our secrets. Re-listen now!

Customer Reviews

2.8 out of 5
5 Ratings

5 Ratings

Professor Rincon ,

Boo

I like the original zero stars podcast with will and owen much better. Copy cats

Dinger's Kitty ,

This podcast has sent me into an existential crisis

Like a dog who only wants their human to “throw”, “no take” their favorite toy in a game of fetch

Like Star Wars fans that thought TFA wasn’t new enough and TLJ didn’t feel like a Star Wars movie

Like a kid who wants to have their cake and eat it too

I want two things impossible to have at the same time. I want to give this podcast zero stars and five stars at the same time. The latter because it’s awesome and the former because I want to create a review worthy enough to appear on this podcast.

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