Zero Stars Kelle & Todd
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We review the reviews. If I could give this podcast zero stars, I would.
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13 – Boomtown Coffee (Houston), Frothy Monkey (Nashville), Sweet Eugene’s (College Station)
“Really I bid you good luck getting a good meaty and flavored bite.”
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12 – Dish Society, Down House, Local Foods
One reviewer ordered an egg white omelette and then complained about it being bland.
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11 – Bistro Menil, Indianola, Hugo’s
One person helpfully warned us that tile floors are slippery.
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10 – 13 Celsius, Lei Low, Houston Watch Company
One man is displeased to discover he has to order his drinks at the bar…at a bar.
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9 – Dolce Vita, Mellow Mushroom, Star Pizza (Reupload)
IT’S PIZZA O’CLOCK! The version we originally posted had MYSTERIOUSLY cut off the last 2 minutes of the episode, which was the portion where we revealed all of our secrets. Re-listen now!
Customer Reviews
Boo
I like the original zero stars podcast with will and owen much better. Copy cats
This podcast has sent me into an existential crisis
Like a dog who only wants their human to “throw”, “no take” their favorite toy in a game of fetch
Like Star Wars fans that thought TFA wasn’t new enough and TLJ didn’t feel like a Star Wars movie
Like a kid who wants to have their cake and eat it too
I want two things impossible to have at the same time. I want to give this podcast zero stars and five stars at the same time. The latter because it’s awesome and the former because I want to create a review worthy enough to appear on this podcast.