6 episodes

Stumble into the dark imagination of Dar Qwynd with these quirky shorts that thrill, chill, and mildly titillate-if you are in that sort of mood, of course.

The bites and bits of oddity include:

"The Sitter" - An obnoxious suburban princess is called by the darkness that bulges beyond the world to claim her terrible birthright. Does she answer the call?

"Blankie" - A delightfully morbid tale of a boy-child and his favorite blankie from the void that would drive grown men mad.

"The Bayou" - A story of a bayou rumored to capture lost souls that finally peaks the curiosity of a roving band of miscreant youths. Pulled by strings of happen-such and circumstance, the band's fate will leave you wondering...

Bedtime Tales: Stories for the Wayward and Churlish Dar Qwynd on Podiobooks.com

    • Arts
    • 4.5 • 11 Ratings

Stumble into the dark imagination of Dar Qwynd with these quirky shorts that thrill, chill, and mildly titillate-if you are in that sort of mood, of course.

The bites and bits of oddity include:

"The Sitter" - An obnoxious suburban princess is called by the darkness that bulges beyond the world to claim her terrible birthright. Does she answer the call?

"Blankie" - A delightfully morbid tale of a boy-child and his favorite blankie from the void that would drive grown men mad.

"The Bayou" - A story of a bayou rumored to capture lost souls that finally peaks the curiosity of a roving band of miscreant youths. Pulled by strings of happen-such and circumstance, the band's fate will leave you wondering...

    Outtakes, Errata, and Omissions

    Outtakes, Errata, and Omissions

    Strangeness and hilarity ensues as tounges are tied, frogs are placed in throats, and squirrels wax comedic about nuts...

    • 9 min
    The Sitter (Part 2)

    The Sitter (Part 2)

    What will happen to our favorite tiny-queen? Who will triumph in the epic battle of wills between Elza and Paige? The thrilling conclusion to The Sitter.

    • 23 min
    The Sitter (Part 1)

    The Sitter (Part 1)

    An obnoxious suburban princess is called by the darkness that bulges beyond the world to claim her terrible birthright. Does she answer the call?

    • 18 min
    The Bayou & Carousel

    The Bayou & Carousel

    A story of a bayou rumored to capture lost souls that finally peaks the curiosity of a roving band of miscreant youths. Pulled by strings of happen-such and circumstance, the band's fate will leave you wondering... Prefaced by a poem about a carousel that is much more than it seems.

    • 12 min
    The Butterfly

    The Butterfly

    The tale of an erring, petulant tyke who's strongest wish is to be able to fly... perhaps as a butterfly.

    • 14 min
    Blankie

    Blankie

    A delightfully morbid tale of a boy-child and his favorite blankie from the void that would drive grown men mad.

    • 13 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
11 Ratings

11 Ratings

ovaltinejones ,

Absolutely Delightful Tales!!! So of course...

There’s only like 6, From 8 years ago. WHERE’D YOU GO GUYS?!?

keeps cutting off ,

Too weird

Way to weird
To listen when trying to sleep

coristo5 ,

The Sitter - Win!

I loved The Sitter parts 1 and 2! I was enthralled and when both parts were finished I felt like not time had passed at all. Looking forward to listening to more!

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