355 episodes

Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through the pages of their favorite stories, explaining them through analogies to movies, literature, music, and of course, their own personal antecdotes - which range from the occasional raucous romp to the sharp wit... and of course, the dreaded pun. They're currently covering George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire POV by POV, and Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials and Book of Dust trilogies.

Girls Gone Canon Cast Girls Gone Canon

    • Arts
    • 4.8 • 276 Ratings

Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through the pages of their favorite stories, explaining them through analogies to movies, literature, music, and of course, their own personal antecdotes - which range from the occasional raucous romp to the sharp wit... and of course, the dreaded pun. They're currently covering George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire POV by POV, and Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials and Book of Dust trilogies.

    House of the Dragon S2E6: Smallfolk

    House of the Dragon S2E6: Smallfolk

    SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC







    "He should have stayed in Dorne. He should have stayed a frog. Not all men are meant to dance with dragons."
    We're soft launching a lot in this episode - but hard launching the smallfolk!
    (had a couple technical issues on audio this week so please bear with us. rowr. bear.)
    Check out our patreon where all members get early access to House of the Dragon episodes during the season @ patreon.com/girlsgonecanon
    Sound Effects from Pixabay
    "Night Vigil" "Big Drumming" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ THANKS KEVIN!!

    • 1 hr 59 min
    House of the Dragon S2E5: Regent

    House of the Dragon S2E5: Regent

    SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC
    “The only thing that could tear down the House of the Dragon… was itself.”
    ... and boy are they tearing it down!
    Check out our patreon where all members get early access to House of the Dragon episodes during the season @ patreon.com/girlsgonecanon
    Stranger Tier Patrons have access to MILFs of the Dragon (Mothers of the Dragon): https://www.patreon.com/posts/patreon-episode-72691222
    Sound Effects from Pixabay
    "Night Vigil" "Big Drumming" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ THANKS KEVIN!!

    • 1 hr 52 min
    House of the Dragon S2E4: The Red Dragon and the Gold

    House of the Dragon S2E4: The Red Dragon and the Gold

    SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC
    “It’s been said that Targaryens are closer to gods than men…
    In my eyes, you were a god. Daemon Targaryen. The Prince of the City. The Lord of Flea Bottom.
    I was an innocent. You exploited me and abandoned me. You sullied my name at court. You empowered my rivals. You tried to make my ruin.
    You put me on that throne. And you love me and you hate me for it.
    You created me, Daemon. Yet you are now set on destroying me.
    All because your brother loved me more than he did you.
    This is what you always wanted, is it not?”
    In what can only be described as "an epic hour of television", the Red Dragon and the Gold surpasses our expectations as the biggest battle with dragons we've yet seen on our screens. Meet the halfway mark of the season with us in this episode.
    Otto Joining the Caltrops theory by u/Beepulons: https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1dtk5vw/spoilers_extended_hotd_otto_hightower_is_being/
    Check out our patreon where all members get early access to House of the Dragon episodes during the season @ patreon.com/girlsgonecanon
    Sound Effects from Pixabay
    "Night Vigil" "Big Drumming" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ THANKS KEVIN!!

    • 1 hr 41 min
    House of the Dragon S2E3: The Burning Mill

    House of the Dragon S2E3: The Burning Mill

    SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC
     






    Sin begets sin begets sin - and war makes monsters of us all. We chat cyclical violence within and outside of the family, parentified children, and of course, the behemoth that is Harrenhal.
    Check out our patreon where all members get early access to House of the Dragon episodes during the season @ patreon.com/girlsgonecanon
    Sound Effects from Pixabay
    "Night Vigil" "Big Drumming" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ THANKS KEVIN!!

    https://x.com/poisonessart/status/1806571184466563216

    • 1 hr 53 min
    House of the Dragon S2E2: Rhaenyra the Cruel

    House of the Dragon S2E2: Rhaenyra the Cruel

    SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC
    All the world's a stage in Westeros, and our favorite (and least favorite) characters must navigate that stage, whether they like it or not. Join us as we chat about spectacle, the Kingsguard, and of course, pegging.
    Check out our patreon where all members get early access to House of the Dragon episodes during the season @ patreon.com/girlsgonecanon
    Sound Effects from Pixabay
    "Night Vigil" "Big Drumming" & by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ THANKS KEVIN!!

    • 1 hr 54 min
    House of the Dragon S2E1: A Son For a Son

    House of the Dragon S2E1: A Son For a Son

    SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC
    Clink clink, we're back with S2 to sling that HOT D.Expect controversy, drama, and of course, shenanigans from your favorite girlies who are indeed going canon.
    Check out our patreon where all members get early access to House of the Dragon episodes during the season @ patreon.com/girlsgonecanon
     
    Sound Effects from Pixabay
    "Night Vigil" "Big Drumming" & "Past the Edge" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ THANKS KEVIN!!

    • 1 hr 45 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
276 Ratings

276 Ratings

eachampion ,

LMAOing

I just started listening to this cast after listening to all of the episodes of NotACast and I am in love. I just got to where season 8 of the bad show started. I cannot help myself and I laugh constantly to myself while listening at work and everyone thinks I’m crazy but YOLO. Thanks for very entertaining and thoughtful commentary.

Silverwing Flyer ,

long time listener

fun podcast. appreciate the so very sullied asoiaf. especially loved the coverage phillip pullman books that they also did.

h hutch cfhvf ,

Loving this cast!

I look forward to it every week. Thank you so much for brightening my week!

Top Podcasts In Arts

Fresh Air
NPR
Pop Culture Debate Club with Aminatou Sow
Lemonada Media and BBC
99% Invisible
Roman Mars
The Moth
The Moth
The Book Review
The New York Times
Tetragrammaton with Rick Rubin
Rick Rubin

You Might Also Like

Not A Podcast ASOIAF Re-Read Podcast
NotACast
Radio Westeros ASOIAF Podcast
Radio Westeros
History of Westeros (Game of Thrones)
History of Westeros
Game of Owns l House of the Dragon SZN
Hannah Hosking and Zack Luye
Bend the Knee: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast
Game of Thrones
Wit and Wisdom of JoeMagician
JoeMagician