Grand Theft Animatronic: What happened to Buzzy‪?‬ Secret Histories of Nerd Mysteries

In 2018, an urban explorer at Walt Disney World would make a startling discovery: Buzzy, the animatronic star of the defunct EPCOT show "Cranium Command" was MISSING. What follows is a tale of 80's fitness mania, learning about conception on vacation, Pete Doctor lying about where he got the idea for "Inside Out", and naked animatronics. In the end, can our intrepid hosts solve the mystery of what happened to Buzzy?