41 episodes

Standup Comedians Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel love films and they love arguing about them. But in this unique podcast; they invite their comedian friends to come in and argue why some of the most loved or acclaimed films are trash. Kevin and Kevin preside over these cases and see if their friends have made them change their minds. Check out this podcast dedicated to giving the most hilarious, witty, and funniest movie reviews you'll ever hear.

Gutting the Sacred Cow ACPN

    • Film Reviews
    • 5.0, 182 Ratings

Standup Comedians Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel love films and they love arguing about them. But in this unique podcast; they invite their comedian friends to come in and argue why some of the most loved or acclaimed films are trash. Kevin and Kevin preside over these cases and see if their friends have made them change their minds. Check out this podcast dedicated to giving the most hilarious, witty, and funniest movie reviews you'll ever hear.

    Frank Fleming from Barstool sports SUCKER PUNCHES Fight Club Episode 41

    Frank Fleming from Barstool sports SUCKER PUNCHES Fight Club Episode 41

    We can all agree that Fight Club is a HUGE cult classic and the poster is/was a mainstay in guys' college dorm rooms. But Frank Fleming (@NJTank99 @barstoolsports) thinks that Brad Pitt and Edward Norton should swallow enough soap and drop a lit stick of dynamite down their throats. Where do you stand on this underground bareknuckled fisticuffs romp? And where do you think @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_NJ stand on this film? And you're in for a treat as Frank belts out a song late into the episode, something your ears will thank you for.

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    • 48 min
    Bill McCuddy EXPELS Fast Time at Ridgemont High Episode 40

    Bill McCuddy EXPELS Fast Time at Ridgemont High Episode 40

    One of the most iconic high school films (and iconic nude scenes) is squarely in the sights of movie critic @BillMccuddy (PBS). @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ are shocked that Spicoli and company. But can Bill convince K&K that this film is worse than Judge Reinhold wearing his baseball jersey tucked into his jeans? Or is this film still truly as beautiful as a topless Phoebe Cates? We also get to hear a FANTASTIC story about KI working in a restaurant and someone having a major "accident" in the bathroom.

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    • 53 min
    Mike Price BULLDOZES Batman Returns Episode 39

    Mike Price BULLDOZES Batman Returns Episode 39

    WOW!! @MikePrinceinLA (writer for the Simpsons and F is for Family) was NOT a fan of Batman Returns which is our 2nd Batman movie (we're not counting Batman v Superman) that we've done on our podcast. @KevinGootee wastes no time sharing his affection for the Simpsons and Mike tells us a great story about writing for the Simpsons movie and having to drop that nugget when he went to see the film in the theater. But does Mike convince KG and @KevinIsrael_NJ that the bat, the cat, and the penguin were just 3 cool ingredients thrown in a blender mixed with guano and cat pee?

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    • 1 hr 11 min
    Jake and Tom FIRE missiles at Top Gun Episode 38

    Jake and Tom FIRE missiles at Top Gun Episode 38

    Another first for the @GTSC podcast, our first duo appear on the show! Jake and Tom (@Drunkendork and @FeartheJake) share their sternly worded opinions about the 1986 mega blockbuster, Top Gun. They're not feeling Goose, Maverick, and certainly not Ice-MAN (gasp!) But does their argument... take your breath away? POW! That's how you shoehorn a reference in there! Or do they hit the ejector seat and smash their head into the covering like Goose? Only one way to find out...

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    • 54 min
    Sean O'Connell DISMANTLES Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Episode 37

    Sean O'Connell DISMANTLES Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Episode 37

    It's another nerd fan favorite up on the firing range! @Sean_Oconnell from @Cinemablend goes after the Peter Jackson epic, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. According the Sean, this film has TOO much setup and NOT enough going on. But does he properly set fire to the shire? Or do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ sick the Orcs upon his argument?

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    • 1 hr 1 min
    Tia Fabi throws Kryptonite at Batman v Superman Episode 36

    Tia Fabi throws Kryptonite at Batman v Superman Episode 36

    Pretty much everyone hated Batman v Superman and Tia Fabi from Geek Vibes Nation is no exception (@TC_Stark and @GeekVibesNation). And there is plenty to attack: Ben Affleck as Batman breaking his "no guns" policy. Lex Luthor acting like a quirky nerd who is off his ADD meds. And of course, "Martha." But with all of the damning evidence, can Tia convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is Kryptonite for good taste?

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    • 1 hr 5 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
182 Ratings

182 Ratings

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Anarchy

Definitely did not hesitate to subscribe love the hosts love the quality and I hope we can burn it all down together

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Enjoyed it

Subscribed after listening to the Forrest Gump and Joker episodes back to back. Good job. - April from All Cats Are Grey in the Dark

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Funny!!

I'll set aside that they ripped apart one of my favorite movies, Batman Returns. Even if everything they said was correct. It was funny and i honestly lost track of time listening, which is always a good thing. SUBSCRIBED!!

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