14 episodes

Monica just moved to the small town of Redmondsburg.
Little did she know her house is haunted, an army of zombies is waiting to attack, a serial killer is on the loose and a demon Chihuahua plans to sacrifice her on Halloween.
With the help of a new friend (who isn't quite human) Monica is set to have the time of her life trying to avoid the time of her death.

Handbook for the Criminally Insane Brian Holtz on Podiobooks.com

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    • 4.4 • 16 Ratings

Monica just moved to the small town of Redmondsburg.
Little did she know her house is haunted, an army of zombies is waiting to attack, a serial killer is on the loose and a demon Chihuahua plans to sacrifice her on Halloween.
With the help of a new friend (who isn't quite human) Monica is set to have the time of her life trying to avoid the time of her death.

    The Kill

    The Kill

    The final showdown.

    • 43 min
    Pleading Criminal Insanity

    Pleading Criminal Insanity

    Betty shuts down, leaving Monica alone in the crypt. 

    • 34 min
    Getting Away with Murder

    Getting Away with Murder

    Peggy is reunited with her killer.

    • 34 min
    A Basic Overview of Stalking

    A Basic Overview of Stalking

    Gary pays Wanda a visit. Monica and the others venture into the underground mausoleum. 

    • 38 min
    The Implements of Destruction

    The Implements of Destruction

    The group prepares for Halloween.

    • 40 min
    The Do's and Don'ts of Breaking and Entering

    The Do's and Don'ts of Breaking and Entering

    Suzanne shows up unexpectedly and the women move the bodies.

    • 35 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
16 Ratings

16 Ratings

~ Violet ~ ,

So close!

This is a humans vs zombies story with lots of fun small town horror elements and strong women characters. But also: The women are pretty objectified and sometimes overly silly, and there is a particularly distressing rape/sex slave story line, as well as an even more distressing storyline involving a girl child. Plus one beastiality joke. Horror has a lot to apologize for in how it treats women and girls. And this story is no exception, plenty of cws that really should be listed but aren’t. It also has some more appealing things, to.

Buddy_McCue ,

"The evil didn't take, guys." - Dead Tom to his fellow zombies.

I've only listened to the first chapter, but I think this one is a real gem. Very original and funny, and mysterious enough to hook you into the story fast. I love it!

Recycler4570 ,

Yes

This is a whole lot of fun and creative as hell!

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