The HockeySport Podcast Stephen Morgan

Welcome to The HockeySport Podcast first and hopefully last playoff predictions episode! Win your hockey pool, impress your friends and re-mortgage your condo (I did!) on these can't miss prognostications.  We go through ever team in the NHL's 242nd annual "Tournament for that Sweet Bowl®".
We've travelled from the Salty Lakes of Quebec City to the vast water-starved deserts of Scottsdale Arizona to thumb the pulse of the hockey world. So join us as we dissect:
The new, better, more fuckable Ryan Smith
Quebecers rejoice, your team has returned!
Scratch that, the Mormons called dibs, sorry Quebec
Joson Robertson, local hero
(Boston sucks)
And introducing the Banff BANFF, and their mascot THE BANFF
And one or two more things maybe. I dunno

The HockeySport Podcast is broadcasting LIVE from YXX, gate 23a. Be there with us at the exact moment that Phil Kessel touches down into Canuck land and hear what hockey's greatest Phil-ride thinks of about the jewel of the Fraser Valley!
We've got wall-to-wall coverage of everything PHIL! Plus, the in-depth and totally not-deranged coverage of the hockey world you've come to expect.
This episode, we'll be deep diving into:
BC's weed-fueled super-youngsters
How to fix the Columbus Blue Jackets with only minimal scaldings
The definitive word on the #Freetheskate initiative. We promise
A Mike Modano story that is timely and very relevant
AND... The shocking proof the Quinn Hughes is in fact, super Canadian
So save up your 2042 first round picks, because this is a podcast that won't take the inevitable swallowing up of coastal North America by climate induced sea-level-rise for an answer!

Welcome to the HockeySport Podcast All-star weekend extravaganza! We're are the only podcast that isn't broadcasting from Toronto, because we made a promise to our listens and we keep our word.
This episode, we unpack the most important stories in hockey, nay, the world! So join us as we discuss the new all-star skills format, the PWHL's flagrant east-coast bias, and a million more stories directly pandering to you, the best fans in the world.
And, don't miss our endless Fan-Votes!
 
Note: this episode must be listened to only once the Oilers win streak is over. Hide it away and uncork it when joy is back in the world and the birds once again sing. It's the only way out of this hell.
 

Brought to you in league-mandated adherence to board of governors’ adopted corporate values, it's the HockeySport Podcast!
In this heavily redacted episode, your loyal hosts will be covering all the biggest stories of the 2023-24 NHL regular season. And for the first time ever, this episode is 100% guaranteed to not stand for or believe in anything. No causes, no special jerseys and certainly no acts of dissent against the all powerful authority of the NHL!
So buckle in for league approved stories, including:
The utopic post-racism society that the NHL has created through a mere pinch Orwellian doublethink
The Oilers 100% definite and fully deserved path from last place to Stanley Cup glory
The annual rounding up and quartering of the cowards and traitors
Jim Rutherford and Patrik Allvin clapping bombs and breaking knees
with special guest, the unnamed threatening muscle of the National Hockey League!

Thank you for attending our First Annual "Welcome New Fans Symposium". It's so great to see new fans from Las Vegas, Raleigh, Dallas, and Sunrise who have made the trip. The NHL is so so so very happy you're here and ready to become Hockey's newest super fans!
Don't forget to wear your I.D. badges and we'd like to kindly remind our friends from Vegas either lay of that Sweet Nevada Cactus or at least pass that shit around.
This symposium will cover all the hottest stories that a fresh-faced new fan needs to know, including:
Does the Stanley Cup really exist?
Should we ever talk about Bedard again or is he dead to us?
The Top 7 most dastardly plans by the NHL's resident super villain, Alex Pietrangelo
5 Tech tips for Refs struggling to get back to their home screen on their iPads
And, due to a clerical error, we completely forgot to talk about the Maple Leafs, so don't tune in for that if that's what your looking for.

This is your chance to join the HockeySport Podcast's various letter writing campaigns to fix the NHL one tea stained parchment at a time.
In this, our 39th episode spectacular, we'll be sending handwritten, tear stained notes to all your favourite stars, including:
Gary Bettman (and anyone with the name or email Gary Bettman)
Ryan Reynolds, owner of the sooner to be re-relocated Ottawa Canucks (Trust us this will work)
Blake Lively
Future Connor Bedard teammate Rasmus Andersson
Bo Horvat (MLS® Number: R2754679)
The Boston Bruins' Mascot "The Villain"
2011 Conn Smyth Winner Raffi Torres