45 episodes

Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon watch a different Bond film each fortnight in an attempt to give 007 the socialist, feminist upcoming he so richly deserves.

Kill James Bond‪!‬ killjamesbondpod

    • TV & Film
    • 4.8 • 183 Ratings

Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon watch a different Bond film each fortnight in an attempt to give 007 the socialist, feminist upcoming he so richly deserves.

    Episode 21.5: Cannonball Run [TEASER]

    Episode 21.5: Cannonball Run [TEASER]

    I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happeneing

    To decode this, and also quite frankly to hold our hands because we're still traumatised from the last cars-based media we consumed, we've brought aboard Automotive Writer Victoria Scott!

    Find Victoria at
    https://twitter.com/mikurubaeahina


    Find the rest of this bonus episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/posts/59348459


    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/


    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 11 min
    Episode 21: Die Another Day

    Episode 21: Die Another Day

    Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night.
    Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film so hard that it forgets to actually be a movie in and of itself.

    And in a called shot that goes back to January of this year, we are joined by the man, the myth, the legend: Riley Quinn, host of Trashfuture and The Bottlemen!




    Find Riley at
    https://twitter.com/raaleh


    And find his podcasts at
    https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod


    https://twitter.com/bottlemenpod


    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond


    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/


    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 1 hr 38 min
    Episode 20.5: The Thomas Crown Affair [TEASER]

    Episode 20.5: The Thomas Crown Affair [TEASER]

    Give me good numbers Jimmy!!



    It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined.


    Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/58792078


    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/


     


    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 10 min
    Episode 20: The World is Not Enough

    Episode 20: The World is Not Enough

    007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all.

    This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are joined in this venture by the excellent Mildred from ThoughtSlime! 

    Find Mildred at
    https://twitter.com/ThoughtSlime


    https://www.youtube.com/c/ThoughtSlime




    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond




    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/


     


    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 1 hr 44 min
    19.5: Van Helsing (TEASER)

    19.5: Van Helsing (TEASER)

    It's the Kill James Bond Halloween Special, only two days too late!
    The fxllas head to transylvania (Abigail is legitimately in transylvania during the recording of this) to investigate vampires, werewolves, and bear witness to an absolutely perfect 3-point Birthday Boy reversal technique. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. 


    Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/58224568


    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/


     


    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 10 min
    Episode 19: Tomorrow never dies

    Episode 19: Tomorrow never dies

    This week, Kill James Bond, three trans people from Britain, ponder the eternal question: What if a media tycoon.... was bad?


    Join us for an in-depth investigation into Brosnan Bond's newest Technique (Walking up to the villain in a social setting and asking him directly if he's evil), and we encounter a Guy for the ages.




    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond


    *SHIRT ALERT*
    We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on October 31st, 2021 -- get it here!
    https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kill-james-bond-presents-the-moore-pre-order


    *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/


     


    Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

    • 1 hr 38 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
183 Ratings

183 Ratings

Wewoot68 ,

What if a British guy was horny an Italian

As a young boy I spent many a holiday watching Bond marathons on TV. My father bought me a bootleg box set of ever Bond movie, and some of then even had the option to turn off the Chinese subtiles! Needless to say I have seen all of them multiple times even the Timothy Dalton ones.

As I think many young Bond fans I grew out of them. I now find them puerile to the point where the fun in watching them is laughing at the absurdity. With the just rampant sexual violence chances to scream at the TV (this part less fun and my partner agrees with that).

This is where Kill James Bond comes in. Do you want all the fun of laughing at the stupid bit of movies you have seen like 10 times on Christmas holiday? Does your partner want you to stop screaming at the TV that James Bond should be on the sex offenders registry? Do you think that Abi’s voice from Philosophy Tube is deeply relaxing? Well good news for your partner, Kill James Bond is the perfect podcast.

As the title of this review suggests the podcast also answers the deepest question in the universe: What if a British man was horny like an Italian. Turns out he would make a terrible spy who is one of the world’s most psychopathic sex pests.

swordchuck ,

Probably the most philosophically important discussion of our age.

Come to hear Philosophy Tube talk about James Bond, stay for the discussion about the intricacies of Car 9/11.

Classic Finder ,

The Kevin McClory of Bond Podcasts

Too much hating…. The cheesiness of flaws is part of the greatness of the movies. We don’t care about the special effects flaws or plot holes. For the time these were made this was trendsetting. 007 gave birth to the spy movies of today in my opinion. You guys are hating on the movies to make money off the movies. Find a series you like. There’s enough negativity and snideness about other people’s work.

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