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If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude!

Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates & story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane!

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP)
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Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World Erik Lane

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If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude!

Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates & story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane!

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP)
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    Fossilized Dino-Vomit, NyQuil Chicken, & Vagina Chips...YUM!

    Fossilized Dino-Vomit, NyQuil Chicken, & Vagina Chips...YUM!

    How bad to you have to love your job to go looking for science in prehistoric puke? How bad to you want "Sleepy Chicken" basted in cough syrup? How bad do you want nookie? Find the answers to these & more stupid questions in this ridiculous episode with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (who just finished his home improvement project & it didn't get blown away by Hurricane Ian...


    Bitter Ex Pees Every Day At His Ex-Wife’s Grave, Her Son Claims; 
    College Kid Threatens to Blow Up a Nuclear Reactor if Their Football Team Didn't Win; 
    A Woman Spent 3 Days in the Hospital After Her Dog Pooped in Her Mouth; 
    The Cops Were Called When a Mother's Friend Picked Up the Wrong Girl from Daycare; 
    Average person feels comfortable passing gas in front of their partner after 6 dates; 
    A Teenager Was Arrested for Carjacking Someone on Sesame Street; 
    A Sign in Washington, D.C. Misspelled "Virginia" as "Virgina"; 
    The World's Worst Public Toilet Is in Tajikistan...& Yes, It's Gross; 
    Snakes & Mice Fall Through Ceiling of KY High School; 
    Couple Filmed Having Sex in the Ocean Get Slapped With Fine; 
    Study Finds Even Fetuses Hate Kale/Things I Hate Almost as Much as Kale; 
    A Thief Was Arrested When He Ran Out of Gas in Front of a Police Station; 
    A Woman Named "Grumpy" Allegedly Stabbed Her Husband at Goodwill; 
    A Company Will Pay You $50K to Move to Iceland for a "Simpler Life"; 
    Cannibal Pleads Guilty to Killing/Eating Part of a Man Named Kevin Bacon. 

    Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “How Big An Age Gap Is Too Big For Dating?" & “Should I Tell My COVID-phobic Family I'm Going On Vacation?"

    Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!


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    • 1 hr 43 min
    Eat Your Crocs, Kids Casino In The Poconos, & Library Porn in VA

    Eat Your Crocs, Kids Casino In The Poconos, & Library Porn in VA

    S4E11 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 

    How hungry do you have to get to eat your shoes? If you wear Crocks & are stranded on a deserted island, you may be able to cook up a pair. The family that gambles together, goes to the "big-house" together...and the casino gets a whopping fine. If you're doing research at a library website in VA, you might want to check that URL... And there's more stupidity where this came from...


    A Guy Flew 1,800 Miles to Buy the New iPhone a Few Hours Early; 
    A Massive Family Brawl Broke Out...Over Unmarked Chinese Takeout; 
    Southwest Airlines Gave Ukuleles & a Free Lesson to Every Passenger o a Plane; 
    Self-Proclaimed ‘African Prince’ Fleeced Investors of $800K; 
    Grown Man Squeals Like A Little Girl When a Squirrel Invades His Study; 
    A Thief Stole a Car, & Then Got It Stuck in Wet Pavement; 
    Prankster Hijacks Plane's Intercom & Makes Grunting Noises/Things You Never Want to Hear Over an Airplane Intercom. 

    More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

    Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!


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    • 52 min
    A Brothel Lunch "Special", The "Beyond Meat" COO Gets Beyond Stupid, & Ig Nobel Winners

    A Brothel Lunch "Special", The "Beyond Meat" COO Gets Beyond Stupid, & Ig Nobel Winners

    If you're looking for a bargain, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a deal for you. If you work for a company making fake meat you don't need a story about you biting into the "meat" of the person you're brawling with. What do scorpion sex, knob-turning, & ancient enemas have in common? They're all nobel winners...of the stupid kind. And we have more real "winners" in this episode....


    Why one AL town erects monuments to the boll weevil; 
    Restaurant Sues After A Man Took Back His $3,000 Tip; 
    Man struck by lightning while playing PlayStation in his living room; 
    FL Man Fires Shots After Someone Says Fishing off Dock Not Allowed; 
    Man Pounds a Hole Through to Neighbor's Wall & Points a Gun at Him; 
    Dad buys newborn son his own $2.8M yacht & $34.6K wardrobe; 
    ‘Unpatriotic’ raccoons repeatedly invade official’s home, poop on flag; 
    Man Starts Swinging Ax Around at McDonald's; 
    Karma? A Man Tried to Rob a Gas Station...Then Ran Out of Gas; 
    TX Sheriff deputy gets sick after taking drugs he mistook for candy; 
    FL Patient Couldn't Fart or Poop After Doctor's Mistake; 
    A Perv Is Posing as a Reflexologist & Offering Random Women Foot Rubs; 
    Man Drives a Mile in Reverse to Break Guinness World Record; 
    NE Man Makes World's Longest Journey By Pumpkin Boat on 60th Birthday; 
    Lewd Couple Has Sex in Transparent Swimming Pool as Crowd Watches.

    Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “My Neighbor Wants To Know If I Want To Go In On A Doomsday Shelter" & “I’m Called Greedy That I Refuse To Let Mother-in-Law Lick My Ice Cream!"

    Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!


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    • 1 hr 39 min
    Fat-Phobic Door-Dasher, STI Cow Snot Prevention, & A Woman & a Coon Walk Into a Bar

    Fat-Phobic Door-Dasher, STI Cow Snot Prevention, & A Woman & a Coon Walk Into a Bar

    S4E78~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

    The fat hits the fire when a junk food delivery is dropped off with a triggering note. Lubricants from cow snot may prevent herpes...and any possible sexual desires as well. A bartender went rabid when a woman brings a raccoon into a bar & passes it around. And there's so much more rabid stupidity...


    A Reality Star Who Makes Moonshine Was Arrested for—Making Moonshine; 
    Scientists Just Invented Painless Tattoos; 
    A Guy Made $100,000 Suing Telemarketers & Opened a Bar Called "The Wrong Number"; 
    Bluetooth Mouthpiece Straps to Your Face & Muffles Your Voice for Loud Phone Calls in Public; 
    Should you tip your vet? Consumers aghast as more businesses prompt for tips; 
    Angry Drivers Can Get Paid $4,000 to Let Out Their Pent-Up Road Rage; 
    Hero Chick-fil-A Worker Stopped An Attempted Carjacking. 

    More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

    Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!


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    • 55 min
    Naked Chess, Nursing Home Strippers, & A "Mother Teresa" Ponzi Scheme

    Naked Chess, Nursing Home Strippers, & A "Mother Teresa" Ponzi Scheme

    A chess player known for cheating offers to strip naked to prove he's not cheating. Nursing home residents in wheelchairs get treated a stripper (who isn't playing chess). "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew (who works in finance), has a stupid tale of how the Securities & Exchange Commission busted a FL "Mother Teresa" after uncovering her ponzi scheme. And this is just what's at the tip of the stupid iceberg. Wait 'til you see the other stupid stories we've managed to dig up! 


    FL School Teacher Arrested for Twerking on Student; 
    GA Deputy Police Chief Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute; 
    A FL Man Pulled a 3ft. Sword On A Cop During a Traffic Stop; 
    A Man Was Arrested After Somehow Shooting Himself in the Backside; 
    Woman Is Spends $4,000 to Go to HI to Scatter the Ashes of Her...Hamster; 
    Wendy's Employees Disabled Railroad Crossing to Make Work Shift Easier; 
    Sly dog tricks neighbors into thinking it killed mailman; 
    Ty Cobb’s dentures up for auction online; 
    A Woman Was Arrested After Faking Her Own Kidnapping to Extort Her Mom...for the 4th Time; 
    Kids Start to Realize We're Full of Crap Around Age 6/Lies We Keep Telling Our Kids Even AFTER They Realize We're Full of Crap; 
    Kellogg's Is Selling 'Just Add Water' Cereal with Powdered Milk; 
    WV Coal Miners Rescue Couple Stranded in Broken-Down Electric Car; 
    Teen Allegedly Fakes Birth Certificate to Play High School Football Again; 
    Man Arrested for Stealing TVs from Walmart...& Selling Them in Parking Lot; 
    School Bus Driver Tells Kids She'd "Shoot Them" If They Didn't Stop Asking Where They're Going. 

    Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about "My Boyfriend Keeps Using My Favorite Pillow" & "I Just Realized I'm The Friend That Flakes All The Time"

    Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!


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    • 1 hr 35 min
    Illegally Feeding The Homeless, Coffee Balls, & A Stupid 9/11 Menu Theme

    Illegally Feeding The Homeless, Coffee Balls, & A Stupid 9/11 Menu Theme

    S4E7 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - 

    Only in America can you get the cops called on you for trying to buy a homeless guy a meal. That's what one woman found out at a Popeye's in GA. Do you like your ground coffee wrapped in seaweed when you brew it? The Swiss think that the Earth-Friendly crowd will. Would you eat at a restaurant that served a menu based on the tragedy from the 9/11 attacks? Turns out, most wouldn't & the restaurant pulled the menu. This & more stupidity awaits in this bonus episode!


    Half of Us Would Choose to Stop Sleeping If Our Bodies Didn't Need It; 
    ‘Extremely toxic’ Puss Caterpillars spotted in FL; 
    Man Survives 3 Days Lost in the Wilderness After Losing Arm in Alligator Attack; 
    TikToker Says She Resigned from Her Job After Given Ultimatum By Boss to Socialize More; 
    Dye spill turns stretch of SC Interstate highway pink; 
    A Man Was Arrested for DUI...After Driving His Car Into the Ocean; 
    He pulled a strange fish with BIG teeth from a FL pond. Was it a piranha? 

    More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

    Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!


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    • 50 min

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