Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World "Insane" Erik Lane

S5E63 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you think you've seen all there is to the different ways to reveal the gender of an upcoming birth, get ready for a pile-drive. The skies just got friendlier for Barkley & all his canine friends. The front doors of homes may become the place for target practice. This is the place where you can get enough stupidity to make it through the week...


A High School Student Was Arrested for Impersonating His Principal in a Stunt;
Married Teacher Caught Naked in Car With 17-y/o Student—Who Makes a Run For It In His Skivvies;
Happiness Hack: Try Hugging Yourself for 20 Seconds a Day;
A Man Is Being Harassed...with Endless Pizza;
NH Man Runs Out Of Gas, Fires Gun To Get Someone's Attention;
Walmart Customer SLAMS the Store’s Bakery over Disastrous Frosting Fail;
FL Firefighter Union President Asks Police "Do You Know Who I Am?" When They Found Him Urinating In Public.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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It's been 86 years, & Mattel has finally decided that humanity has digressed to the point that we need to dumb-down Scrabble. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tries to de-complicate a story about a "Ménage à Trois"...with DOLLS...and the woman who is in love with both--including a doll that is a "zombie". And you'll get to meet "Walter", who is also in love--with an 82-y/o woman's Toyota Avalon. You'll fall in love with the stupidity you're going to encounter this week...


A Library Made a Little Goof...Giving Out Counterfeit Eclipse Glasses;
Alligator Crawls Into FL Home & Settles in Front of Refrigerator;
McDonald's Is Debuting the First-Ever Scented Billboards;
OK Woman Claims She Received Stolen Jeep As a Birthday Tip From a Waffle House Customer;
Mexican News Station Accidentally Shows Testicles Instead of Solar Eclipse;
FL Man in a Car Chase Tried to "Thelma & Louise" It Off a Cliff but Survived;
55% of Americans Trust Google More Than Their Education;
Man Asks Doctor to Remove 2 Healthy Fingers From His Hand Because They Traumatized Him;
How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Forget Your ABC's Because Your Learned It 'So Many Years Ago';
30% of Men Have Used Their Phone While Peeing at a Urinal;
A Woman Got a Speeding Ticket While Her Van Was on a Tow Truck;
Taking a "Fart Walk" After Dinner Could Be Good for Your Health;
And The Bride Grabs A Stray...Jacksonville Newlywed Makes Grand Exit From Wedding But Grabs The Wrong Man;
Motorcyclist Taunts Police, Leads Chase, Gets Arrested When He Runs Out Of Gas;
Woman Horrified After Receiving 'Thinking of You' Letter With Bag of ToeNail Clippings in the Mail;
Man Gets Sim Card Removal Tool Stuck Inside His 'Tool';
A Burglar Left a "Large Bowel Movement" in Someone's Toilet;
An Airline Passenger Claims They Were Extorted for a "Tip" at a Check-In Counter.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is My Jealous Boyfriend A Bad Sign?" & “Help! – Is Alcohol A 'Truth Serum'?"

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S5E61 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Nothing makes a plane ride fun than when a dog craps in the aisle. If you got a "nudge" by an FBI agent, get ready to go to jail. Hell hath no fury like an angry woman...naked & swinging an ax. Nothing can compare to some of this stupidity...


KY Man Didn't Want to Pay Child Support...So He Tried Faking His Own Death;
Naked Defendant Appears in Court After Support Cat Goes Missing During Traffic Stop;
Woman Who Married Herself at $3.7K Wedding Ceremony Is Now 'Cheating' on Herself;
FL Woman Shoots Interstate Drivers, Says God Told Her to Because of the Eclipse;
FL Bus Driver Fired After Stopping Bus Full of Students on Train Tracks as Freight Train Approached;
Drunk FL Man Found Naked Sitting in Garbage Can;
A 13-y/o Destroys $500,000 Lamborghini After Conning Seller Into Thinking They Were Old Enough to Drive.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Did you know your personality can be summed up by the way you wrap your burrito? STD-infected zombie cicadas are coming out of the ground & they're horny! A Chipotle employee found out that guac can get him shot by an irate customer....


A Man Claims a Hotel's Staff Used His Toothbrush to Clean the Bathroom;
Dan Orlovsky Goes Viral for Another Unfortunate Fart Moment;
A Man Was Arrested for Shooting a Gun in the Air...to Celebrate a Divorce;
Is Your Car Your Baby? 51% Say Their Vehicle Is A Family Member;
Couple With 3 Kids Discover After 10 Years of Marriage…They're Cousins;
A Guy Named Batman Was Arrested for DUI;
A Man Pulled a Gun Because Burger King Was Running a Deal;
Woman's Dying Wish...Have the Grim Reaper Show Up at Her Funeral;
NY Inmates Sue to Watch The Solar Eclipse;
Woman Goes Nuts as She's Dragged Off Spirit Airlines Flight in Cartoonish Meltdown;
A Porch Pirate Was Caught Stealing a Package...Dressed as a Trash Bag;
Toast Is Healthier Than Bread–So Says A Doctor In The UK;
Most of the Elite Are Okay With Cheating to Win Elections;
PA Guy Was Getting a Vasectomy When the East Coast Earthquake Hit;
Hikers Protest New 'Beetlejuice'-Like Sculptures In An AR State Park;
Arkansas Mom Allegedly Made 7-y/o Son Walk 8 Miles To School;
PA Man Steals $200 In A Swear Jar From Minor League Baseball Team;
A "Toilet Rat" Landed a Man in Intensive Care.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – A Nursery School Should Help Parents Potty-Train Their Kids!" & “Help! – My Tinder Date Wanted A Background Check!"

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S5E59 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

More disastrous tales of toilet woes from 35,000 ft. An Aussie woman was incensed that the remodelers installing toilets in her house violated their "virginity". Park Rangers are warning guests about the dangers of cute little animals who want to steal your food & give you the plague. And there's more stupidity awaiting you for your mid-week recharge of stupidity...


Gen Z Prefers "Digital First Dates";
A Walmart Thief Says She Was Playing a Game Called "21," Where You Dump Stolen Stuff in a Random Car;
Dogs Cause $3K in Damage Trying to Reach Cat Inside Car;
Sex Toy Company Offering Free Anal Vibrators at Next Chess World Championship;
AI App Detects Penis Health Problems With a Single Penis Pic;
Velveeta Just Launched a New Hair Dye—& No, It's Not a Prank.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Now you can find online gift registries for your friends who are going through a DIVORCE. Did you know God was Republican & has sanctioned the Bible to Donald Trump? If you think the music licensing companies are ruthless when it comes to cracking down on copyrights, you haven't seen what happens when the sex toy industry tries to protect their "designs"... Well, you can't copyright stupidity--it's open to everyone--


Lego Asks CA Police to Stop Using Its Faces on Mug Shots;
A Hunter Called the Cops to Ask if He Could Shoot Sasquatch;
A Guy Bragged to Cops That He Drove 170 Miles-Per-Hour;
7-Eleven Is Selling Hot Dog-Flavored Sparkling Water;
Guy Hijacked a Frontloader, Gets Flipped By Another Frontloader;
SunChips Debuts an Eclipse-Inspired Bag of Chips With 2 Flavors in It;
Abandoned Airport Transforms Into Huge Nightclub With Epic Raves & DJ Nights;
A Guy Left His Fiancée's Wedding Dress on Top of His Car & Drove Off;
OH Teacher Resigns After District Finds Her OnlyFans, Fansly Accounts;
Reddit's 'Funniest Sex Stories' Are a Riot;
Woman Dumbfounded After Plumber Boyfriend Steals Her Toilet After Breakup;
A Runaway Sawblade Almost Sliced a Guy in Half;
Police Chase A 9-y/o Boy Trying to Drive Himself to School, Then Crashes Into Cop Car;
Just 2 Back-to-Back Nights of Bad Sleep Makes You Feel 4 Years Older;
A Walgreens Thief Was Chased Down...By Cops on Horses;
Get Paid If It Rains On Your Vacay! Weather App Offers Travelers Up to $10K If Forecast Spoils Your Fun;
(How STUPID Are We?)...Oakland Airport Proposes To Change Its Name To San Francisco, Because Americans Don’t Know Geography;
American Airlines Passenger Berated Cops, Mocked Their Junk Size, & Then Wet Herself.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is A New Car A Bad Idea For A Weight Loss Incentive For Our Daughter?" & “Help! – My Kids Wanted To Adopt A Bunny For Easter!"

Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!


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