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If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude!

Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates & story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane!

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP)
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If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude!

Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates & story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane!

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP)
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    Profanatory Uses For Candy Corn & Mayo, Naked Stupidity, & A "Surprise" Found In Dog Puke

    Profanatory Uses For Candy Corn & Mayo, Naked Stupidity, & A "Surprise" Found In Dog Puke

    You'll get an extra dose of stupidity from naked people in this episode...in new & creative ways! You'll also find out how to gag yourself over how people are perverting brats & coffee! And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is fresh off of a vacation in NC to tell you about one convulsing canine barfed up something embarrassing at the vet--and other unbelievable stupidity. And that's not the half of it. There's some 5-Star Stupidity coming your way... 

    Rooster attacks a man on a street in Queens, NY; 
    "Fart-Repelling" Bed Sheets Are Now Something You Can Buy; 
    76% of Americans Say Their #1 Digestive Issue Is Constant Farting; 
    FL Man Arrested for Catcalling Women & Pleasuring Himself While Driving; 
    A Guy Caught Pleasuring Himself in His Car Told Cops He Was "Takin' Care of Business"; 
    Wendy’s Manager Charged for Throwing Hot Oil Complaining Customer; 
    Couple Opens Their Suitcase at Airport...Finds Their Dog Hiding Inside; 
    A Guy Called 911 Because He Was Stuck in Traffic and Needed to Pee; 
    90-Y/O Man Punches Neighbor in a Classic "Get Off My Lawn" Dispute; 
    CA man sues psychic who said she could remove witch's curse from ex; 
    A Mailman Wouldn't Stop Peeing on a Customer's Mailbox; 
    A Man Got an Insurance Payout After a Centipede Bit His Junk; 
    2 Drunk People Broke into a Water Park, Went Down a Closed-Off Slide, & Shattered Their Ankles…Now They’re SUING. 

    Test your skill with "Pancho" in this week's "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between a "Porn Star or a Weatherman", a "Strip Club or a Daycare", or a "Steakhouse or a Gay Bar"!

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    • 1 hr 35 min
    A Bathroom of Biblical Proportions, Mood Music Madness, & A Nagging Wife Gets A Rotating House

    A Bathroom of Biblical Proportions, Mood Music Madness, & A Nagging Wife Gets A Rotating House

    S3E18 - Midweek BONUS!! 
    If you've ever wondered if there were bathrooms in the Bible, now you'll know. Have you ever been driven nuts by the music played over a grocery store's speaker system? One woman went nuts over the "sad" song being played. A retired old man couldn't take his wife complaining about the view from their house any longer so he built her a new one...that ROTATES. And more tales of stupidity from these real-life examples: 

    David Arquette Owns Bozo the Clown & He Wants to Create a Bozo-Verse!!!; 
    2 Eagles Fans Caught Having Sex in a Bathroom Stall During The Game; 
    A Guy with a Sword Starts a Fire in the Street Then Chugs Captain Morgan; 
    DC Comics’ Newest Superman, Jonathan Kent, Is Here—& Queer; 
    A Guy Stops to Help a Crash Victim, & She Steals His SUV w/5 Kids Inside; 
    Arkansas Jailer Fired After Letting Inmate Out To Vape Marijuana; 
    Man orders 100 tacos on first date, asks his DATE to pay for them.

    All of the current events of the week are given the "stupid" spin with our "Insane Week In Review" & more "geniuses" get recognized for their stupendous stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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    • 54 min
    A Hickey "Hack", PSL "Sexism", Pooping Gold, & A Dumpty-Humpty Deprivation

    A Hickey "Hack", PSL "Sexism", Pooping Gold, & A Dumpty-Humpty Deprivation

    Have you ever tried to hide your hickey with a kitchen utensil? You can use a tool to scramble your eggs AND your "love bite"! If you've ever mocked women for drinking pumpkin spiced lattes, you're "sexist"! An Indian smuggler found a "crappy" way to hide his loot. And the beloved Mother Goose character who fell off the wall was kidnapped while he was taking a Dumpty... My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (however you pronounce it!) joins me with more stupidity that will make the stupidity in your life so much less humiliating with unbelievable examples like: 

    Woman arrested after being found naked in back seat of Jeep at FL car dealership; 
    First It Was the "Five & Dime" store... Now The dollar store is officially dead; 
    FL Woman driving convertible MINI Cooper seen hauling full-size couch; 
    A Woman Reported a Fake Shooting...So Cops Wouldn't Arrest Her Boyfriend During a Traffic Stop; 
    Bringing Home The Bacon Is Gonna Cost More Than It Has In 40 Years; 
    Man Opens Emergency Door, Jumps Onto Wing Of Plane In Miami; 
    Elected Officials in KY Must Take Oath They've Never Been in a Duel; 
    A Carjacker Was Shot After Aiming His Bow & Arrow at a Cop; 
    Vintage video game collection worth $100K uncovered in hoarder’s house; 
    Demi Lovato Says UFO Sighting Was ‘A Beautiful & Incredible Experience’; 
    Danish Artist Pockets Museum’s Cash, Declares It Conceptual Art; 
    Arby's Is Selling Sweatpants & Hoodies That Smell Like Smoked Meat; 
    A Missing Man Spent Hours Helping a Search Party Look for Himself; 
    A Driver Was Cited for Riding in a Carpool Lane with a Skeleton; 
    Man quits booze for metal, has 2 pounds of hardware removed from stomach. 

    Try out your stupidity & see if you can beat "Panch" in the "Insane Game Show" to see if it's a FAKE or a FLORIDA headline, a Porn Star or a Weatherman, a Golf Course or a Rehab, a Steakhouse or a Gay Bar, or a Strip Club or a Daycare!

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    • 1 hr 32 min
    Photobombed By Meth, Kinky Halloween Yard Decor, & Big Toe Socks

    Photobombed By Meth, Kinky Halloween Yard Decor, & Big Toe Socks

    S3E16 - BONUS Midweek Feed! - 
    If you're ever going to post a photo on social media, hide your drugs first. One man learned the hard way. The popular Halloween yard decorations this year may trigger your neighbors in your HOA. And a Japanese company has made a special sock for your big toe for reasons you never imagined. Plus, there's other scary stupidity for October: 

    Bing’s top search word is ‘Google,’ according to Google; 
    A Woman Wants $1 Million from Geico After She Got an STD While Hooking Up in a Guy's Car; 
    A FL Man Got Caught with Meth and Claimed It Was Medicinal; 
    There's a Petition to Change the Name of Lee Co., FA to BRUCE Lee Co.; 
    A Woman Renovated Her Bathroom & Accidentally Walled In Her Cat; 
    Man Says He Was Driving 103-MPH, Because He Was on His Way to Buy Feminine Hygiene Products. 

    The week's top newsmakers get the "stupid spin" in the "Insane Week In Review" & more real "winners" in our "Genus Awards" for stupendous stupidity!

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    • 52 min
    "Captain Kirk" Goes To Space For REAL, A Haunted House Gets TOO Real, & Yard Art That's UN-Real

    "Captain Kirk" Goes To Space For REAL, A Haunted House Gets TOO Real, & Yard Art That's UN-Real

    He will finally get to go where many men have never gone before. William Shatner played the Captain of the USS Enterprise in "Star Trek" for years but will finally lift off to space thanks to Jeff Bezos of Amazon. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells about one 11-y/o boy who was unphased by a haunted house got an up-close & personal encounter that was all too real...and he nearly lost a toe. A woman in MO has some unreal concepts for "art" in her front yard & the local government is going to fine her if she doesn't remove it. But she would be certainly welcome to live in Mifflin County, PA with her "art" since it happens to be a mannequin with a GOOSE HEAD. Mifflin Co. celebrates the "Legend of Goose Day" every September 29...and she would be the #1 attraction. And there's more stupidity that is oozing from this episode like these: 

    Hilarious PTA Signs Tell Parents ‘Don’t Go Blocking Drop Off Lines’; 
    This Clown Makes Balloon Sculptures, Then Fogs Your Home With Disinfectant; 
    McDonald's Is Phasing Out Plastic Toys in Happy Meals; 
    A Man Named "Sir Dangerous" Kidnapped a Woman & Promised to "Make Her Life Miserable"; 
    Knoxville Woman In Custody For Abandoning Burning Car While Naked; 
    A Thief Was Found Sleeping on a Pile of Chicken Fingers & Meth; 
    CO Contractor Destroys New Bathroom With Sledgehammer After Client Refused To Pay In 23 Hours; 
    Should We Replace "Virginity" with "Sexual Debut"?; 
    A Man Stabbed Someone Because His McDonald's Coffee Was Too Sweet; 
    A Woman Beat-Up Her Boyfriend...When He Asked to Cuddle with Her; 
    'New Yorker' Podcast Guest Advocates 'Intelligent Sabotage,' Property Damage in Climate Change Fight; 
    FL man tries to trade back the vehicle he stole; 
    More women using marijuana to help ease menopause symptoms; 
    Why You Never Have Sex in a Car Parked on a Hill; 
    CT Man Arrested After Commandeering A Family’s Home In Break-In; 
    Signs You're at a Bad Haunted House;
    What Is Moon Water?

    And there's more fun with the "Insane Games" that you can play along with "Pancho" to figure out if it's a "Steakhouse Or A Gay Bar", a "Golf Course Or Rehab", & "Fake News Or Florida"!

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    • 1 hr 29 min
    Coffee With A Corpse, South Korean Dog Meat Ban, & Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING!

    Coffee With A Corpse, South Korean Dog Meat Ban, & Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING!

    S3E14 Midweek BONUS Feed! 
    A Tennessee man, with his girlfriend & his dead mother in the trunk, drive all over the Volunteer State to find an open VA Hospital so he can inform them his mother took her own life & he found her body in the woods. Guess what? It didn't go down like that! Do you think it's time to spare the lives of the 1 MILLION dogs who have died in order to show up on your dinner plate in South Korea? The President there thinks so. Since the Fall season is upon us, so is pumpkin spice...it's all over us--literally. Plus these stupid tales of terror...

    20 Dumb Questions for "Ask a Stupid Question Day"; 
    A Woman Made Bomb Threats at Her Boyfriend's Work So She Could Spend Time with Him; 
    Facebook Puts Its 'Instagram Kids' Project on Hold; 
    Costco placing purchase limits on toilet paper, other products due to COVID-related demand; 
    Altoona, PA woman attacks boyfriend with metal bat, faces charges; 
    A Man Poses as Disney World Tour Guide So He Can Skip Every Line.

    And the week is wrapped up in stupidity with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as you'll be introduced to the most stupendous stupidity from the winners of the "Genius Awards"!

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    • 50 min

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