It's Best If You Don't Reach Out Jason Kinkade
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- Society & Culture
The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment
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Rebirth
There are 17 school days and 23 regular days left on my sentence. Every day, I wake up imbued with the spirit of movie version William Wallace. FREEDOM!!!!!IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com
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The MILF of all Cliffhangers
She’s currently on an expedition at one of the globe’s poles, and I greatly miss her. Will I stay under the heat dome of climate change for true love or follow through with my plans to escape this dusty hellhole?IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com
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I went on a date with a homeless lady
“Why did I let this happen?” I said to myself in a face-palm, the second I saw a full blown bag lady. She was wearing some kind of sheet-like dress, green crocs, and sporting stringy weird-looking hair. Her lumpy face (heavily filtered in the photos I had seen) was in fact missing an eye.IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com
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Return of the Woman who Rage Quit our Pizza Date
The funny thing about taking tighty whities into battle, the couple of times I’ve tried, is that women don’t quite know how to unwrap the goods. White briefs are almost a chastity belt more so than their colored compatriots.IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com
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My Fourth Grade Financial Crimes (1992)
I grapple with the ethics of stealing $5 from my dad's wallet. IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com
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I Just Can't
I can't bring myself to accept an offer.IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com