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The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

It's Best If You Don't Reach Out Jason Kinkade

    • Society & Culture

The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

    Rebirth

    Rebirth

    There are 17 school days and 23 regular days left on my sentence. Every day, I wake up imbued with the spirit of movie version William Wallace. FREEDOM!!!!!IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com

    • 3 min
    The MILF of all Cliffhangers

    The MILF of all Cliffhangers

    She’s currently on an expedition at one of the globe’s poles, and I greatly miss her. Will I stay under the heat dome of climate change for true love or follow through with my plans to escape this dusty hellhole?IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com

    • 2 min
    I went on a date with a homeless lady

    I went on a date with a homeless lady

    “Why did I let this happen?” I said to myself in a face-palm, the second I saw a full blown bag lady. She was wearing some kind of sheet-like dress, green crocs, and sporting stringy weird-looking hair. Her lumpy face (heavily filtered in the photos I had seen) was in fact missing an eye.IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com

    • 4 min
    Return of the Woman who Rage Quit our Pizza Date

    Return of the Woman who Rage Quit our Pizza Date

    The funny thing about taking tighty whities into battle, the couple of times I’ve tried, is that women don’t quite know how to unwrap the goods. White briefs are almost a chastity belt more so than their colored compatriots.IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com

    • 9 min
    My Fourth Grade Financial Crimes (1992)

    My Fourth Grade Financial Crimes (1992)

    I grapple with the ethics of stealing $5 from my dad's wallet. IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com

    • 4 min
    I Just Can't

    I Just Can't

    I can't bring myself to accept an offer.IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employmenthttp://bestifyoudont.com

    • 1 min

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