Jack Of All Trades, Master Of Nothing - Miranda Childs F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey

Artist, Seattle native, and the original Cat Witch #2 in the third grade musical Cat Witch, Miranda Childs gets on the horn to teach us a thing or two about a lot of things.
First Lindsey tests our knowledge about Seattle in Geography class, a clear retaliation against Kelly for last week’s Michigan quiz which Lindsey flunked. Then we head to Advanced Chemistry, which Miranda loved but failed in real life.
For Recess we hear about an embarrassing moment from Miranda’s past and learn who would rather be eaten by a shark than a lion and vice versa. For third period we go to Cosmos class and learn what Astrology, Astronomy, and Sex And The City have in common. Then we head over to Play Production/Math for a combo mashup class called “Save The Drama For Your Parabola”.
And finally Miranda exposes how precious little we know about booze when she tests our bartending knowledge for our Kelly & Lindsey game, where we are supposed to be able to make up some points but rarely do. Can you guess who wins? You’re probably right!
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Show theme provided by Mike Etten: instagram.com/mike_etten/