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"I love all petty drama." Kirby curates her top five high intensity online moments betwixt Rugirls, the illustrious alumnae of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Major players include:
Bob the Drag Queen vs. Raven, plus Thorgy Thor (Drama: F*ck Yo Purse)
Vivienne Pinay vs. Princess Party Entertainers (Drama: Rapunzel Wig Scam)
Pearl & RuPaul, plus Raja (Drama: Do I have something on my face?)
Trinity the Tuck Taylor vs. Reddit (Drama: u/SHEdevilBYnight)
Morgan McMichaels vs. Tyra (Drama: The Death of Morgan McMicheals)
Bonus Content: We experiment with the cold open via a phone call to our friend Meagan

Did your parents film you from breakfast to bedtime then parlay that tape into content which will exist forever as an online public archive of every triumph and failure of your childhood? If so, trigger warning. If not, get ready as Kirby schools us on the family vlog. 
Subtopics include: Shaytards, The Norris Nuts, The LeBrant Fam, and adoption controversies. Plus, a highlight about Plane Jane and her recent contribution to meme culture, Mama, kudos for saying that. For spilling. 

Good advice is hard to come and life is full of questions. Like everybody else, when we need help, we go to reddit. Very special guest and pigeon enthusiast Krystal Ortiz joins Kirby and Hart to discuss the intersection of pigeons and the internet, with a special focus on r/pigeon, a subreddit at the helm of pigeon/person relations.
Hart went to r/pigeon in a moment of domestic desperation: there were pigeons pooping so much on his porch. The online community solved the problem and taught Hart what it means to be a good neighbor. 
Our conversation also includes Krystal's story of an incredible pigeon rescue and the tale of Hercules, a plucky squirrel Kirby's family saved, then endangered, then saved again, plus mostly off-line internet highlight with a pigeon-like plot twist. 

Kirby and Hart are industry plants.  Just. Kidding. Up for discussion: Avril Lavigne, Justin Bieber, Lil Nas X, Billie Eilish, Lorde, King Princess, The Dinner Party, Bobbi Althoff, and Anya Taylor-Joy.

Did you need...a little bit more lesbian internet drama? We did. 
Here we discuss Lunden (yep, that's spelled right) and Olivia, the straightest gay couple on the internet. Also, Reneé Rapp, who has gone from being from the internet's least favorite college girl to its chaotic darling. Kirby takes us on that journey with detours that include Rapp's hot on-tour romance plus her alleged feud with the other Chalamet. 
If you want to start with part one, it's in your feed or on iTunes or Spotify. 

This is a big one, friends. There was so much brain-tingling gossip from the lesbians of youtube, tik tok, and the platform formerly known as twitter that we had to break our conversation into two parts.
In our first story, Anjali and Sufi break up with twin, simultaneous instragram posts that call out Sufi's infidelity. Eesh. 
Next, pop star Fletcher started a multi-platform conflict with her ex Shannon when she released a hit single about a vintage t-shirt and her desire to bone down with Shannon's then-partner. Years later, Fletcher and Shannon meet again to heal the rift. This discussion includes a digression into Fletcher's tryst with an alien communication cult. 
Last but not least: JoJo Siwa is going around made-up like the fifth member of Kiss. We want to be supportive but we do have questions.
BONUS CONTENT: a playlist inspired by our conversation.