113 episodes

Patrick and Kelly talking about movies and sh*t.

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    • TV & Film
    • 5.0 • 22 Ratings

Patrick and Kelly talking about movies and sh*t.

    Episode 63: The Don’t F**k with the Jesus Easter Special

    Episode 63: The Don’t F**k with the Jesus Easter Special

    Movie watchers… Riiiiiiiise! Jesus died for our sins so we could sit around and watch movies in peace, so that’s what we did in preparation for this Holy Easter episode.  Christ provides ever-lasting life and we provide Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:20), TV Talk (1:10:14), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:39:33).  Kelly refuses to acknowledge Patrick’s gifts in another installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:56:37) before an all knew edition of Tomato Talk, previously known as Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:02:47).  Finally, Patrick provides your Hidden Gem recommendation of the week (2:05:40).  Episode highlights include podcast recommendations, a Rocketeer themed Lex Paul memory, Kelly’s Star Trek dreams with Nicolas Cage, strong but polite disagreements about Moonstruck, discussions about spiders in space, good vs. bad on-screen tsunamis, good vs. bad on-screen World War II, and upcoming movies on the horizon.    

    Big shout-out to the NC State Wolfpack for your magical March Madness run!  Don’t ever give up, movie fans.

    • 2 hr 7 min
    Minisode 8: Oscars 2024

    Minisode 8: Oscars 2024

    It’s that time of year again! We’re Kenning with all the coverage your ears can handle from the 2024 Oscars. You can’t see John Cena’s naked body, but you CAN listen to us talk about it here.

    • 32 min
    Commentary 21: Air Force One (no movie audio)

    Commentary 21: Air Force One (no movie audio)

    Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have served as the inspiration for Disney's Smuggler's Run, zip-lining between aircrafts travelling at 550 miles per hour, and Harrison delivering the greatest single line in cinematic history on one bad-ass airplane.  All that, plus the passionate commentary of two movie-loving idiots.  Happy listening!  Happy President's Day!  And remember -- If you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.    

    • 2 hr 27 min
    Commentary 21: Air Force One (with movie audio)

    Commentary 21: Air Force One (with movie audio)

    Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have served as the inspiration for Disney's Smuggler's Run, zip-lining between aircrafts travelling at 550 miles per hour, and Harrison delivering the greatest single line in cinematic history on one bad-ass airplane.  All that, plus the passionate commentary of two movie-loving idiots.  Happy listening!  Happy President's Day!  And remember -- If you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.    

    • 2 hr 27 min
    Episode 62: A Post-Lord of the Rings Podcast

    Episode 62: A Post-Lord of the Rings Podcast

    They’re back and forever changed! You might be asking yourselves: in a world where Kelly has finally seen and acknowledged the greatness of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, what’s left…what else is there…why even go on?  Well, there will always be more movies to see, and that’s enough for this pair of movie-watching podcasters.  Today’s episode kicks off with a well-deserved tribute to Harrison Ford, a short discussion about racing cars and other sh*t before your regularly scheduled Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:01), TV Talk (1:15:51), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:29:18).  Patrick shines again in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:54:40) before a special Most Recent Editions to Kelly’s LaserDisc Collection installment of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:57:13).  And to close the episode out, Kelly and Patrick provide a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure (2:00:00).  Episode highlights include the first-ever installment of Tom Folsom’s Bad Casting, a brief discussion about the art of acting, Oscar nominations, the incredible run of movies that closed out 2023, the latest from and about Tom Cruise, an obligatory conversation about Star Wars, and the absurd but apparently very popular continuing trend - spiders in space.  

    Special shout-out to Kelly’s fast and furious friend, Keith.

    • 2 hr 4 min
    Minisode 7 - Lord of the Rings 20th Anniversary Semi-Commentary Special

    Minisode 7 - Lord of the Rings 20th Anniversary Semi-Commentary Special

    Twenty years ago (TO THE DAY!), Return of the King was released in theaters, completing (arguably) the greatest movie trilogy of all time. For Patrick, going to see a LOTR movie each Christmas season was a 3-year, time honored tradition. For Kelly, wizards are b******t. But because their fellowship is so unbreakably strong, Kelly made a promise to Patrick (not unlike the promise Sam made to Frodo) to sit down and actually watch the entire 3-volume, Peter Jackson masterpiece as it was meant to be seen… one 9+ hour cinematic epic. And with a little help from some of our favorite, loyal listeners, he has completed the quest. Click play to hear his takes.

    • 40 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
22 Ratings

22 Ratings

Unhappy bits trip ,

Funny, intriguing and all around a good time!

Loving this podcast! These two guys seemed to know what they are talking about and make it super entertaining to hear about different movies and cool trivia. Definitely a good one to listen to when you are at work or in the car and need some laughs. Oh and the sound quality is awesoommmmmeeee. I just wish there were more shout outs ahahha

Ricky Roctron ,

Delicious

This podcast is like sitting on an elephant that is covered in velvet while a baby monkey feeds you tootsie rolls and puts any movie on your TV when you ask for it. ANY MOVIE!!!

U23! ,

I love it!!

Totally awesome!!!!!!

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