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Lots of Xbox news this week but not the news we were hoping for. Plus, Luke's been beaten to market again, Matt's been playing with time and Dan's on a quest to meet our makers so he can dump black goo all over them.

* Another Baby Yoda that Luke didn't make ( https://www.slashfilm.com/life-size-baby-yoda-collectible-sideshow/ )
* New Fable ( https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2020/07/23/brand-new-fable-announced-for-pc-and-xbox/ )
* New STALKER ( https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2020/07/23/first-stalker-2-trailer/ )
* Avowed ( https://www.vg247.com/2020/07/23/avowed-obsidian-tease-xbox/ )
* Not all future games will be Xbox One compatible ( https://kotaku.com/microsoft-walks-back-promise-to-make-its-games-cross-ge-1844484364 )
* Tenet likely releasing internationally first ( https://www.indiewire.com/2020/07/americans-last-to-see-tenet-studios-cant-delay-global-releases-1234575093/ )
* KFC to 3D print "chicken" nuggets ( https://www.popularmechanics.com/home/food-drink/a33380821/kfc-3d-bio-printed-chicken-nuggets/ )

We said we were going to keep it light this week but then Grant Imahara died and things went downhill from there. So it may not be light but hopefully it's amusing.

* Dr Disrespect still doesn't know why he was banned ( https://kotaku.com/in-his-first-public-interview-since-being-suddenly-bann-1844402146 )
* Mike Tyson will fight a shark ( https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/boxing/mike-tyson-great-white-shark-fight-rumble-on-the-reef-discovery-channel-a9624611.html )
* Amber Heard is back in court ( https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8516635/Elon-Musk-given-Amber-Heard-bruises-NOT-Johnny-Depp-says-concierge.html )
* A picture of you can go to the sports games ( https://www.abcactionnews.com/sports/theres-a-way-you-can-still-attend-rays-games-this-season-kinda )
* Xbox One X and S stop production ( https://www.vg247.com/2020/07/16/xbox-one-x-original-xbox-one-discontinued/ )
* Xbox Live 12 month cards no longer available ( https://www.trueachievements.com/n42488/xbox-live-gold-12-month-subscription )
* No Man's Sky gets a creepy update ( https://kotaku.com/space-gets-scary-in-next-no-man-s-sky-update-1844397823 )
* xCloud to be included with Game Pass Ultimate ( https://www.vg247.com/2020/07/16/project-xcloud-included-xbox-game-pass-september/ )
* Matrix cinematographer on why the sequels suck ( https://www.darkhorizons.com/matrix-lenser-on-how-sequels-went-wrong/ )
* Tenet will probably be delayed ( https://www.darkhorizons.com/tenet-delay-likely-as-forecasts-turn-grim/ )
* And so will Bond ( https://www.darkhorizons.com/no-time-to-die-could-delay-until-mid-2021/ )

Dan's cut himself off from Martinaise, Matt's gotten himself lost in the wasteland and Luke's become some sort of digital collectible dealer.

* The OK symbol is not OK ( https://kotaku.com/ok-hand-gesture-removed-from-call-of-duty-1844314395 )
* Ennio Morricone has died ( https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ennio-morricone-dead-prolific-italian-composer-was-91-858358 )

Luke's making deals on the show this week coz he's gotta catch 'em all. Weird that he never got into Pokemon since he's just the sort that they target with that stuff.

* The Billy Mitchell saga heats up ( https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/07/twin-galaxies-says-billy-mitchell-flirts-with-perjury-in-high-score-case/ )
* Stop sending death threats to people ( https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2020/07/04/the-last-us-part-2s-laura-bailey-getting-death-threats-over-abby-role/#30de3d6b3f9d )
* Cyberpunk will be censored in Japan ( https://www.vg247.com/2020/06/29/cyberpunk-2077-japan-censored/ )
* Check out the first Night City Wire ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToWfeUEAeeQ )
* Diablo 2 is 20 ( https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2020/06/29/diablo-2-celebrates-its-20th-anniversary-today-but-no-such-luck-for-a-remaster/ )
* Keaton to be the Batman again? ( https://www.theverge.com/2020/6/22/21299460/michael-keaton-batman-flash-dc-comics-warner-bros )

Lots going on both on the planet Earth but also in orbit around it. What am I talking about? Tune in this week to find out! Spoilers: it's space poop.

* Disco Elysium is being adapted into a TV series ( https://www.vg247.com/2020/06/26/disco-elysium-tv-adaption/ )
* Community episode pulled from air ( https://www.slashfilm.com/the-office-community-blackface/ )
* Cleveland voice actor resigns ( https://sputniknews.com/viral/202006271079734188-family-guy-star-mike-henry-resigns-from-voicing-cleveland-brown-in-favour-of-person-of-colour/ )
* Apu might get a new voice actor ( https://www.darkhorizons.com/simpsons-family-guy-changing-voices/ )
* Maybe Jesus wasn't white? ( https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/27/uk/justin-welby-jesus-scli-intl-gbr/index.html )
* L'oreal to drop the word "whitening" from products ( https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/27/business/loreal-removes-word-whitening-fair-skincare-products/index.html )
* South Park episodes missing from HBO Max ( https://www.darkhorizons.com/south-park-missing-five-episodes-on-hbo-max/ )
* NASA needs a moon toilet, and they're willing to pay you for it ( https://www.nasa.gov/feature/help-nasa-design-a-toilet-for-artemis-astronauts-on-the-moon )

Lots happened this week! We've got streaming service shutdowns, silicon showdowns and game delay meltdowns.

* Billy Mitchell is back on top ( https://www.theverge.com/2020/6/19/21296819/guinness-world-records-billy-mitchell-pac-man-donkey-kong-scores-reinstated )
* Mixer certainly isn't ( https://kotaku.com/microsoft-is-shutting-down-mixer-moving-streaming-to-f-1844121968 )
* Apple announces a lot of stuff ( https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2020/06/apple-announces-macos-10-16-big-sur-with-entirely-new-interface/ )
* Star Wars Squadrons is a game ( https://www.darkhorizons.com/star-wars-squadrons-gameplay-trailer/ )
* Elon Musk says he didn't have a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delvigne ( https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/alist/elon-musk-denies-threesome-cara-delevingne-amber-heard-a4474226.html )
* And Amber Heard's lawsuit against Johnny Depp has been dropped ( https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2548276/now-amber-heards-lawyer-and-team-have-quit-the-lawsuit-against-johnny-depp )
* Cyberpunk has been delayed ( https://www.darkhorizons.com/cyberpunk-2077-delayed-until-november/ )
* You can no longer spawn in Klan members in Red Dead 2 online ( https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/06/rockstar-stops-hackers-from-spawning-kkk-members-in-red-dead-online/ )
* PAX is going online ( https://www.vg247.com/2020/06/17/pax-online-september-nine-days/ )