My Book of Mormon Marie Kent

This book started off with a bang! After a few boring intro chapters, the story gets going as we hear about Joseph Smith and how this book came to be. Absolute insanity doesn’t do it justice. You just have to hear it to believe it!

We have just started the story of Nephi.  So far, it’s pretty fun.  We’ve got a crazy hallucinating father, some “stiffnecked” brothers, theft, murder, and so much more!
Drinking Game count (this will make sense after Episode 9, basically, drink after ever “Yea” and “It came to pass”)
“Drink” Count – 69
Almost 12 Beers!!

 

Nephi and his bros get some lady friends who “somehow” find a way to end their inter-family rivalry.  But that happiness is short lived as Lehi takes his wacky dreams to a whole new level.  Soon after, Nephi wants in on all the dreaming action… will God grant his wish?
Drinking Game count (this will make sense after Episode 9, basically, drink after ever “Yea” and “It came to pass”)
“Drink” Count – 72
12 Beers!!

 

This is just a loooooooong Nephi dream.  He dreams about his “seed” doing battle (and losing) in America, and we learn just how racist mormon god is.  The good news is, the dream finally ends and we’re right smack back in the middle of the old family drama.
Drinking Game count (this will make sense after Episode 9, basically, drink after ever “Yea” and “It came to pass”)
“Drink” Count – 58
Almost 10 Beers!!

 

My favorite one yet!  If you suffered through the boredom of episode 4, then you’ve earned this.  I’m not kidding when I say that this episode has magic brass balls, god ships, and a whole lot more crazy!  Also, Nephi increases his godlike abilities to include controlling the weather and turning his skin into a deathtrap.  Just fantastic!
Drinking Game count (this will make sense after Episode 9, basically, drink after ever “Yea” and “It came to pass”)
*** WARNING – THIS EPISODE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU PLAY ALONG!!! ***
“Drink” Count – 101
Almost 17 Beers!!!

 

I’m not going to lie, this was a tough one.  It starts with god (I think) telling everyone in Israel how screwed they are, and then just shifts to Lehi babbling endlessly on his deathbed.  I hope I made it enjoyable in some way… but it wasn’t easy.
Drinking Game count (this will make sense after Episode 9, basically, drink after ever “Yea” and “It came to pass”)
“Drink” Count – 30
5 Beers