My Wardrobe Malfunction with Susannah Constantine Clearwood Media
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We’ve all had wardrobe malfunctions – moments when our clothes badly let us down. Susannah Constantine has had many. Like the time her dress straps snapped during a Windsor Castle supper, releasing her breasts into the soup. Clothes and how they define us have fascinated Susannah for years – and were famously explored in her seminal 'What Not To Wear' TV series and bestselling books. Now, she returns to her first and true love in 'My Wardrobe Malfunction', a revealing podcast about our relationship with the items we wear. The ups, downs and a lot more besides… This series began in January 2020 and continued over Zoom throughout lockdown, so please forgive any sound malfunctions. Promise we get our acts together eventually!
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S9 Ep8: Mary Greenwell and her hard-boiled breakfast
This week's special guest, in the final episode of season nine, is the legendary makeup artist Mary Greenwell! She and Susannah discuss supermodels, ageing and false eyelashes...
You can find Mary on Instagram @marygreenwell.
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As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.
And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
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S9 Ep7: Pattie Boyd and her prairie predicament
This week's special guest is the iconic model, muse and photographer Pattie Boyd! She and Susannah discuss giraffes, meditation and a Wonderful revelation...
Pattie's latest book, 'My Life In Pictures', is out now. You can find her on her website here and follow her on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter.
As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.
And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
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S9 Ep6: Paul Feig and his dastardly double
This week's special guest is Hollywood director Paul Feig! He and Susannah discuss cowboy hats, fish lips and geezer shoes...
Paul's latest book, 'Cocktail Time!: The Ultimate Guide to Grown-Up Fun', is out now. To find out more about Artingstall's Brilliant London Dry Gin go to artingstallsgin.com
You can find Paul on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @paulfeig.
As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.
And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
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S9 Ep5: Lewys & Isla and their furry friends
This week's special guests are social media superstars Lewys Ball & Isla Loba! They and Susannah discuss fillers, trolls and school shorts...
You can listen to Lewys and Isla's Pop Off podcast here.
You can find Lewys on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok and Isla on TikTok and Instagram.
As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.
And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
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S9 Ep4: Donna Ashworth and her bungled bags
This week's special guest is bestselling poet Donna Ashworth! She and Susannah discuss hugs, jumpers and ugly shares...
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Donna's new book is published in the autumn. You can find her at donnaashworth.com, follow her on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok.
As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.
And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
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S9 Ep3: Netta Barzilai and her Eurovision incision
This week's special guest is 2018 Eurovision Song Contest winner Netta Barzilai! She and Susannah discuss fame, size and pins...
Netta has some exciting new music out soon. You can find her at nettamusic.com and follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.
As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.
And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
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Customer Reviews
Adore this Podcast!
I have been a fan of Susannah forever. She is such a funny, magnanimous and interesting person. I love her books, the last one, a biography, was so compelling I couldn’t put it down. The structure of it really touched my heart. I am a therapist (for almost 35 years) who mainly works with women, and I have been recommending the book to my clients. I also most certainly relate to the experience of wardrobe malfunctions (the worst one I’ve experienced involved thong panties, a vertical zipper on the back of the pants and exhaustion-but there have been other indignities along the years). I love the music, the interviewees but above all Susannah, who keeps it real while exuding compassion. While she is speaking I will imagine that iconic photo of Susannah striding gorgeously in front of Imran Khan!! Keep being your glorious self Susannah! Jeanine from California/Arizona
Funny, sassy & charming - SUCH a fun listen!
Having been a fan of Susannah Constantine & Trinny Woodall since the early 2000’s, I was over the MOON to learn that Susannah had a new podcast. My Wardrobe Malfunction did not disappoint - Susannah takes her guests into a journey through their wardrobes, their pasts & their life experiences, and we are brought along for the fab trip. Clothing, of course, is a part of the conversation -but just like when you’re out for coffee with friends, the conversation often veers off topic into fun, touching & interesting topics & you’re always surprised when it’s time to go.
Absolutely LOVE the Suse & Trinny episode - if you loved What Not to Wear (or even if you sadly haven’t ever watched) the chemistry between these two hilarious ladies is as strong as ever.
That’s what My Wardrobe Malfunction feels like - coffee and a catch up with dear old friends, who brought along a new fab person that you get to know. 10/10 Susannah!
Wonderful
Lose the background music. Your voice is enough. Otherwise, great stuff.