MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Sumo & Kavi
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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system. 

  1. Aug 28

    S4E029: Fingering Over Sounds

    Classic movies, streaming slop, old movies are slow. We’re on a mission from God. Hypercubes, Graham’s Number and math for the love of math. Make us your priority. Randomness and permutations, surrogate black men. Biologists can’t do math, that’s why they’re biologists. What Swedes are like. Interview with Brad Kelly Sewer’s, Brad’s books, lying about your ethnicity. Faith and sin. Xenopsychology. Suffering, your worst experiences are the best for you. Oil as a sentient organism. And much, much more! Links The Earthen Dark House of Sleep Method and Madness Podcast Support the show Sumo’s New Book Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available! My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee. Available on Amazon Here More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack ...

    S4E029: Fingering Over Sounds

  2. Aug 20

    S4E028: 20 Geese & The Off-Loading of Agency

    A whole new world. This is not a beginner conspiracy class. Shout out to the Odd Man Out and his podcast. Introduction to advanced mathematics, duality and being in a relationship with math. New interpretations of the Odyssey undiscovered for thousands of years. How dreams work and why they’re cryptic. The entire idea behind shadow work. Your conscious mind conforms to the super ego. The Lizard people is you. The religion of the empire, they’re all gay pride flags. Pledging allegiance to the flag is gay. What the empire wants, God wants. We want to sell colloidal silver. The smell of bleach loudly pointing to something. Hypocrisy pays. People love hypocrisy. People don’t want to know the meanings of their dreams. Agency laundering, confessing without confrontation. Your evil shines through when you’re compromised. Dr. Fauci’s role in the AIDS crisis. Innerstanding, what if you already know what’s true. Deception is the organic will of the people. Agamemnon was killed in the bath. SIDS. This is how conspiracies happen, not with a bang but with a whimper. Links: The Odd Man Out Podcast Support the show Sumo’s New Book Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available! My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee. Available on Amazon Here More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack ...

    S4E028: 20 Geese & The Off-Loading of Agency

  3. Aug 9

    S4E027: Mogging Leonard Nemoy

    The bizarre crossover of the Lord of the Rings and Star Trek. Sumo published a new book full of pearls of wisdom, according to clams. Leonard Nemoy vs William Shatner. Did Leonard Nemoy cause the death of J.R.R. Tolkien? Happy MAPSOC International Women’s Day! Liquid modernity and yes, women are the problem. Taking blame, is a collapsing fertility rate a problem? Can’t Modern Monetary Theory pay for things? Money is a fiction that you made up. What is Social Security? No one ever learns anything and people never will. Two choices imposed by reality, not the patriarchy. The motherhood myth. Women are capable of profound manipulative cruelty and engage in it all the time. Debunking the idea that women are victims of the porn industry. The easiest way to make money isn’t always the most moral option. Santa Claus and the three prostitutes. The lesson of the persistent Golden Doodle. Everyone is actually just selfish and this is why there’s no saving the West. The future belongs to those who show up. Liquid Modernity is actually the problem. Support the show Sumo’s New Book Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available! My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee. Available on Amazon Here More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack ...

    S4E027: Mogging Leonard Nemoy

  4. Jul 27

    S4E026: The Face that Launched a Thousand Ships, in the Opposite Direction! With Special Guest Chad Wolf

    In the first half of the episode Sumo and Kavi talk about game poems while Sumo plays some in the background. There’s also talk about the Library of Babel, evolution, the universe and other fun stuff. In the second half of the episode special guest and friend of the show Chad Wolf joins Sumo to talk about Christopher Nolan’s new Odyssey movie and how it’s a metaphor for World War 2 and the fall of Western Civilization. Links Follow Chad Wolf on X/Twitter Support the show Sumo’s New Book Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available! My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee. Available on Amazon Here More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack ...

    S4E026: The Face that Launched a Thousand Ships, in the Opposite Direction! With Special Guest Chad Wolf

  5. Jul 13

    S4E025: Sea Wolf Tybee

    Callin’ Oats and the last gasps of the early Web 1.0 Internet. This is not a cult. What are the backrooms? Playing videogames as if they were a musical instrument. Rooms with no purpose. The difference between the pornographic and the erotic. Infinite choices that all go nowhere. Anything you can perfectly know isn’t alive. Pics or it didn’t happen. Urban legends and the concept of skin walkers applied to buildings. Zoomer existentialism. Let the hum be in your heart. Support the show Sumo’s New Book Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available! My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee. Available on Amazon Here More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack ...

    S4E025: Sea Wolf Tybee

  6. Jun 29

    S4E024: Sumo Drops Several N-Bombs with Special Guest Jake Grafman

    Sumo tries to get A.I. to write a song about slavery. Interview with Jake Grafman discussing paranormal topics such as UFOs, faith healings, ghosts and much more! The post interview section where Sumo rants about how amazing slavery is and says some no no words is restricted to members only so we don’t get banned from everywhere. Support the show Sumo’s New Book Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available! My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee. Available on Amazon Here More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack ...

    S4E024: Sumo Drops Several N-Bombs with Special Guest Jake Grafman

  7. Jun 21

    S4E023: Embracing Total Uncertainty

    America is really nice and the European economy is very confusing. Peter Thiel is a giant nerd. Russian Lord of the Rings fan fiction. The authenticity of images has never existed. The Vatican issues a special Covid Vaccine coin. What is this show about? How do orbits work? The Earth isn’t moving. What is enlightenment? Who promised you certainty? Infinite data means anything can be proven. The truth does not exist in any way that can be defined in words. René Girard and the scapegoat. Memetic desire vs animal appetite. Competition is for losers, sacrifice and suicidal empathy. What if the only way to win is to not play? God has been innocent this whole time and you’re the one scapegoating God. Quotes from Peter Theil. The faith of Isaac. Why does God allow people to be evil? This podcast is a yacht. Support the show Sumo’s New Book Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available! My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee. Available on Amazon Here More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack ...

    S4E023: Embracing Total Uncertainty

  8. Jun 12

    S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery

    Melanie and writing songs about things. Sumo's recent article. Freud and Jung were correct. Medical research, beagles and pagan rituals in modern day. Intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. Thankfully space isn't real, Starfield and The Last of Us 2. Esau, spanking and sensitive young men. Luftwaffe or Country Music Dad, do conservative parents produce leftist children? Complaints about white men are just traumas about dad. Corporal punishment, does it work, is it justified? B.F. Skinner, the application of using pain to alter behavior. Electrocuting children. Operant conditioning, these tools are being used on you! Conservative culture, farmers are not based. The shorted man Sumo's ever seen who was not Guatemalan.   Links "Beat Your Kids" | Russell Peters Support the show Sumo’s New Book Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available! My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee. Available on Amazon Here More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack ...

    S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery
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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system. 

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