189 episodes
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY Sumo & Smokestack
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4.8 • 32 Ratings
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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
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S3E047: Being Trad Before it was Cool
Boning up on racism, spiritual blackness and how do we fix Africa?
Anti-Semitism. The Bible is now illegal! Everyone panic!
Politics is just professional wrestling, gay hammer fights, everyone remember how laws are made? How politics actually work.
The online Trad community.
Sumo is an intellectual creative on the front lines of several different idea fields (feel free to steal this phrase and put it in your resume).
Conspiracy culture sucks now, nothing ever changes and mass movements never work.
Sumo rants about religious icons and angers all of Twitter.
More Links
www.MAPSOC.org
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Alternate Current Radio
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Sumo's Substacks
Holy is He Who Wrestles
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S3E046: I Know What it is but if You Ask Me I Don’t
Complaining about the Internet, Disney is the reason why children’s sports suck, the American scam.
Sumo explains additional dimensions, physics, and String Theory. No one knows what time is.
Dolores Cannon and past life regression, measuring time which doesn’t exist, Star Seeds and Einstein was an idiot.
Adam Apollo is Sumo’s favorite guy on the Internet.
World War 3 continues to almost start but not quite.
Things are expensive in America now because there’s less illegal immigration.
The Emperor’s New Clothes and the only way out is to scam even harder.
Tartaria, the San Francisco Palace of Fine Arts, new 9/11 videos suddenly appearing, old
Spanish Flu photos of people wearing masks and other things being poofed into existence.
Reality is created by looking at it.
Physics and particle accelerators, did any of these subatomic particles even exist before we started looking for them?
Your belief defines reality, can the universe exist without conscious observers? The universe is made out of language.
Magic spells are just belief aids and how to profit off our reality.
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Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions by Edwin A. Abbott
Miegakure
Adam Apollo
The Lost History of Flat Earth Volume 1 Complete
Tartaria, An Exposition, and its Plot Hole
Lost History of Flat Earth 2: End
More Links
www.MAPSOC.org
Follow Sumo on Twitter
Alternate Current Radio
Support the Show!
Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea
Sumo's Substacks
Holy is He Who Wrestles
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S3E045: Lunacy Unleashed
Why doesn’t God answer prayers?
The eclipse still doesn’t make sense and there’s way too many statistically impossible things about the moon.
Is the moon a portal to “The Other Side?”
The Cavendish Experiment revisited.
Why things are the way the are and why our audience is enlightened.
Links
Watch Gravity Pull to Metal Balls Together
More Links
www.MAPSOC.org
Follow Sumo on Twitter
Alternate Current Radio
Support the Show!
Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
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Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea
Sumo's Substacks
Holy is He Who Wrestles
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S3E044: Legalism Gone Wild
The eclipse is impossible, and no one uses the heliocentric model to predict anything.
Eclipses are predicted using an ancient method called the Saros Cycle.
Don’t be afraid about all the weird stuff happening during the eclipse.
Red heifers, the shoe thing, Sumo’s anti-Semitic tirade.
Earthquakes, as above so below as a cosmic principle, gambling on the eclipse, gambling on gambling, scams within ponzi schemes.
Looking for numerology in eclipse news articles.
If you look at anything too hard it’ll fall apart but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true, ish.
More flat-Earth talk, getting into science for status vs genuine curiosity.
Fully automated stores and fake A.I.
Sumo advocates for slavery.
The purpose of a system is what it does.
It’s all someone else’s fault.
Oh, and P. Diddy is the Black Jeffrey Epstein.
Interview with a Catholic Hindu
Watching changes in Catholicism happen in real time, why the Trad movement happened, what you think is trad is actually from a previous revolutionary cycle.
Orthodoxy is a joke.
Demons and the end of the world.
Declaring the Pope infallible was the jumping of the shark, no one actually cares about being logically consistent with their faith, pew-fodder.
Links
Humans have been predicting eclipses for thousands of years, but it’s harder than you might think
How NASA uses the Saros Cycle to predict eclipses (from their own website)
More Links
www.MAPSOC.org
Follow Sumo on Twitter
Alternate Current Radio
Support the Show!
Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea
Sumo's Substacks
Holy is He Who Wrestles
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S3E043: On the Verge with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
You only want things because other people want them, scapegoating, the coming pole shift, the Early Life section, giving up your authority and agency.
Vaccination as a religious sacrifice, religious rituals, 2020-2022 was an apocalypse.
René Girard, memetic desire, levels of conspiracy.
Society has to be built on a lie, breaking the illusion.
They always have to tell you. You have to know it’s a lie and choose to forget it.
Favorite conspiracy theories.
Links
Follow MyFitnessFeelings on Twitter
The Sacrificial Logic of Vaccination
More Links
www.MAPSOC.org
Follow Sumo on Twitter
Alternate Current Radio
Support the Show!
Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea
Sumo's Substacks
Holy is He Who Wrestles
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S3E042: EnPIEronmentally Friendly
Big tech companies are not profitable, how it actually works, lots of money from the CIA, NSA and government.
Censorship on the Internet isn’t as bad as you think.
Leftists and Right-Wingers both have persecution complexes.
Gab’s charging money and people are freaking out.
Ads on the Internet don’t pay for anything.
State-enforced homosexuality.
Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter is not the system losing control. The secret Jew tunnels were allowed to be shown everywhere. The screen is a theatre, everything you see there is for a reason.
Politics is a battery and the coming right-wing pendulum shift.
Elon Musk suing Open A.I.
Certified Real.
Wendy’s Surge Pricing.
Ghosts! Heaven and Hell are a continuum with Earth as the middle ground. The Stone Tape Theory. Intelligent hauntings vs non-intelligent hauntings. Ghost hunting and ghost stories. Sumo’s haunted statue.
Free-choice with an omnipotent God.
Demons are findable but don’t go looking for them.
Full frequency encoding, using sound to break things apart, Equal Temperament vs Just Intonation, music as a psychological weapon, go out and experiment!
Links
Political Conflict in the Age of Psychic Warfare
More Links
www.MAPSOC.org
Follow Sumo on Twitter
Alternate Current Radio
Support the Show!
Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea
Sumo's Substacks
Holy is He Who Wrestles
Modern Pulp
Customer Reviews
Dry humor
Came across this podcast when it was playing in a car I stole. The dry humor was calming and helped me decide to give the car back. Either way pretty good listen. Once I get my own trailer and my meth business off the ground I intend to donate.
If this is a joke I don’t get it and if…
… and if it’s not a joke, I’m astounded at the arrogance of the host and the nonsense he is spouting. Maybe it’s a joke?
Best podcast i swear
If you guys stop making episodes this turns into a 1 star review. You hear that smokestack and sumo! I need quality banter to listen to while i work!