276 episodes

When Patti and her potty-mouthed friend talk baseball, you'll know this is not a baseball podcast for lightweights. This is the real deal, from real fans. Because diamonds are a strong woman's best friend, and there's no crying in baseball.

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    • Sports
    • 4.8 • 25 Ratings

When Patti and her potty-mouthed friend talk baseball, you'll know this is not a baseball podcast for lightweights. This is the real deal, from real fans. Because diamonds are a strong woman's best friend, and there's no crying in baseball.

    For Entertainment Purposes Only

    For Entertainment Purposes Only

    We've got your award winners, your non-tenders, horrifying cross-training with the World Cup, and affection for how Team Japan is shaping up. We say “doing collusion,” “that means you can’t be my boyfriend,” and “clutching Jack Daniels.”

    • 44 min
    Festive and Caramelized

    Festive and Caramelized

    The quiet period is over and here comes the Free Agency season. Who gets to play winter ball, and who *should* get to play winter ball? We look ahead to important girls and women's baseball tournaments, and cross train with Bruins players who stand up to bullying in a very real way. We say, ”hot boyfriends on the stove,” “He lost me at hamburger,” “I like how you slide in and out of fictional baseball to actual baseball.”

    • 51 min
    Whatever, We Were Half Right

    Whatever, We Were Half Right

    We're happy for Dusty, note that we had man of the hour Jeremy Peña first, and celebrate sexy defense. We say "drunk and appreciative," "I want to go to Aruba to think," and "fun is my second favorite f word."

    • 41 min
    Youthful Exuberance and School Nights

    Youthful Exuberance and School Nights

    Astros in 5 or Phillies in 6? Businesslike or scrappy? Sympathy for the old guys or celebration of the kids? We're two games into the World Series and we have opinions. We take a minute to talk diversity on and off the field, celebrate awards, and take the wind out of the cheating theory sails. We can’t stop saying “perplexed,” in addition to “vision of a glorious basement,” and “You O’d out loud!”

    • 48 min
    Blame it On The Rain

    Blame it On The Rain

    We wanted the scrappy NLCS to go on forever. We've got weirdos, freak accidents, happy mom stuff, conspiracy theories, and that's just our postseason BFs. Pay attention to Maggie Heaphy -- she's doing great things.
    We say “That is why we drink. To support the local economy,” “I kinda want to crosstrain with Gritty,” and, “This is them booing against the Yankees, financially.”

    • 40 min
    Your Effin’ Guy Has Earned My Effin’ Admiration

    Your Effin’ Guy Has Earned My Effin’ Admiration

    Playoff ponderings include the rise of the underdogs, just how many non-baseball things you can do during an 18-inning game and still see most of it, and the lefty vegan pitching for the Hammers. There are hot MVP takes, a slimier than usual Police Blotter, and a Junior Pottymouth. We say “Bernie Bro on the Big Stage,” “Oh God I agree with A-Rod,” and “That Jazz Pizazz.”

    • 50 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
25 Ratings

25 Ratings

Justin No Snooze ,

Love it

They are it two of the funniest and most entertaining people. Love this podcast so much. 💪🏼

Chunsum ,

Bravo!

You know that gif where everyone stands up and claps? Put that right here. Right here.

Celis96 ,

These ladies know their stuff!

I just listened to 5 episodes in a row in a long car ride. They’re so hilarious and knowledgeable. This is my new favorite podcast!

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