223 episodes

When Patti and her potty-mouthed friend talk baseball, you'll know this is not a baseball podcast for lightweights. This is the real deal, from real fans. Because diamonds are a strong woman's best friend, and there's no crying in baseball.

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    • Sports
    • 4.8 • 25 Ratings

When Patti and her potty-mouthed friend talk baseball, you'll know this is not a baseball podcast for lightweights. This is the real deal, from real fans. Because diamonds are a strong woman's best friend, and there's no crying in baseball.

    Undisclosed Sums of Money

    Undisclosed Sums of Money

    There are two Guardian teams in town, and no one is saying but one of them may be a fairly wealthy roller derby team. Yasiel Puig settled a civil suit to make sexual assault go away and wants back into MLB. MLB teams will now provide housing for minor league players. We say Political Opinions Above Replacement, tofurky, and Bob Dole.

    • 47 min
    Mischief Managed

    Mischief Managed

    Vote on the pants and hair. That’s how Award Season: Boyfriend Edition might play out. The GM Meeting was "business as usual" with a side order of Scott Boras speaking truth about tanking. We lean into the labor issues, enjoy an international cross-over episode, and say “shenanigans,” “Mountcastle was robbed,” and “eat the rich.”

    • 59 min
    We All Need a Buster Hug

    We All Need a Buster Hug

    We cry a little into our brunch beer over Buster Posey’s retirement. Our World Series wrap up includes Pottymouth’s dream job, Joc’s Mardis Gras moment, Freddie, Eddie, and Jorge, and a better way to honor 44 than just playing with numbers. We talk lock-outs, Hot Stove and winter ball. We say bobblehead color problem, shiny baseball jacket, and “idioma anglosajón”

    • 52 min
    Effectively Wild about Dusty

    Effectively Wild about Dusty

    Pottymouth reminds us that the treasure that is Dusty Baker is not just about postseason success, but also vineyards and Jimi. Patti loves on those Hammers guys, despite her 1995 sportsgrudge flashbacks. Chopping the Chop is not going well, and neither is PETA's Arm Barn push. Thanks for the memories, Rem Dawg. We say Halle Berry, Kiss the Sky, and vegan hot dogs.

    • 58 min
    Seize the Moment to Chop the Chop

    Seize the Moment to Chop the Chop

    Patti and the Pottymouth break down the evils of the World Series teams and the pros come down to I love Dusty vs. I love those guys. In our efforts to show one team’s terrible is not quite as bad as the other team’s terrible, Pottymouth points out the small number of cheaters still left on the Houston team, and Patti suggests a 437 point plan to eliminate The Chop. We say appropriately tipsy, Texas Gay Rodeo Association, and “you’re dead to me.”

    • 45 min
    Your Cat Fur Won’t Help You Now

    Your Cat Fur Won’t Help You Now

    NCiB’s West Coast Correspondent and ace fantasy boyfriend baseball league manager Deborah guest hosts with Pottymouth while Patti hits the beach. We visit Kiké Korner, get to know Late Night LaMonte, check in on Moral Alignment dilemmas, and look ahead to Winter Ball. We say competitive ping pong, Honkball, cat fur, and United Wiffle Ball National Championship Tournament. Ep 209 10/19

    • 1 hr 3 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
25 Ratings

25 Ratings

Justin No Snooze ,

Love it

They are it two of the funniest and most entertaining people. Love this podcast so much. 💪🏼

Chunsum ,

Bravo!

You know that gif where everyone stands up and claps? Put that right here. Right here.

Celis96 ,

These ladies know their stuff!

I just listened to 5 episodes in a row in a long car ride. They’re so hilarious and knowledgeable. This is my new favorite podcast!

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