232 episodes
No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie
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4.9 • 389 Ratings
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A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat
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S7E51 - How Long Is 20 Seconds
We try to finish the friendly monster quest, but can’t defeat any Yans. Then we get all the stellazio and frogs we can get, before finally heading toward Ipsen’s Castle. Oh yeah and we fight the monsters in the weapon shop in Treno. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden.
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S7E50 - Fun Makes Time Faster
We travel the world trying to wrap up any side quests that we can. We get some friendly monsters, pick up some stellazio, go frog catching, and watch the Mario Movie trailer.
Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs
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For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
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S7E49 - The Lord of Robes
We hit the Air Garden with the plan to get ten thousand points. Can we get this Robe of Lords? Yes, we can.*
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S7E48 - Hitchhiker
We start day 12 by watching some youtube, being led to the HBO classic “The Hitchhiker” by youtube and heavy metalist “Glamster”. Then we look around the world for mountain cracks and bubbles to dive in.
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S7E47 - They Said It Couldn’t Be Done
It’s finally time to eat. The food is incredible. Then we go get the last Chocographs out of the forest and look for a few mountain cracks, before eating pie and giving thanks. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden.
Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs
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For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat
For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
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S7E46 - To Eat, Same as to Live
We head to Quan’s Dwelling to see an imaginary feast and jump off a cliff into some bubbles. Then we ascend to Chocobo’s Air Garden to play some Hot and Cold. The food is almost ready. Special guest star: Spencer Crittenden.
Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs
Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat
For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat
For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316
Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast
Customer Reviews
Can’t stop, won’t stop
This is my favorite podcast. Since discovering it i 2019 I have lost track of the number of times I’ve started back at the first episode. I’m currently listening to season 3 for like the 8th time or whatever and I STILL laugh out loud. I never shut up about this show, and I’m always ready to preach the gospel of Jeff and Ryan. -Julian Titus, host of The Stage Select podcast
An RPG national treasure!
This podcast strikes a nice balance of treating the source material with respect while also being ABSOLUTELY hilarious. Only a few episodes into FF4 and I’m already hooked. Well worth your time!
Gold right out of the gate
I started listening to this podcast immediately after hearing their ad on an old episode of The Greatest Generation. Jeff and Ryan have such great chemistry and humor that, after bingeing two and a half seasons of NOCKAT, I realized I hadn’t returned to TGG in a month because my itch for a self-effacing nerd comedy duo was being completely scratched by NOCKAT. Today I picked up where I left off in TGG and found myself listening to the same P1 message that turned me on to NOCKAT in the first place — I had run immediately to NOCKAT after one ad and left TGG frozen in time.
Jeff and Ryan, you give TGG a run for their money. You’re stellar company, you’re talented editors, and you clearly work hard. Keep it up!