78 episodes
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! Bucket of Milk
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4.6 • 202 Ratings
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Far beyond the frontier of civilized space, sails the starship the CSS Cavalier, manned by her strange and daring crew. Their destination? Adventure. Their cargo? Your dang ears. Their mission? Episodic science fiction comedy at the intersection of Star Trek, Douglas Adams, and the Marquis DeSade. From the same people who birthed unto you the blockbuster true-crime podcast Rude Tales of Magic comes a new and improvised sci-fi (science fiction) delight that has already been banned in most public schools and the Vatican.
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The Old Ship
When the Cavalier receives a mysterious distress signal, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings), and Billy Onassis (Branson Reese) head to investigate a derelict ship. But do they have the experience and maturity needed to uncover its secrets? Or will they gain it extremely quickly?
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[Patreon Preview] Justice... and/or Discipline
When Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) brings Scandal (Carly Monardo), Groomda (Tim Platt), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher) to the idyllic world of Jessbo-2, all he can hope for is that the Jessbens have totally normal laws that none of the crew violate!
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The Planet with No Chocolate
Just when he thought it was safe in the Galaxy, Delicious Donald (Branson Reese) arrives in his personal hell. Meanwhile, Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher) investigate a series of strange disappearances on the planet's only settlement.
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These Those Spring Special: Trek Draft!
Spring has sprung, so it's no better time for a seasonal special, baby!! Join Joe, Ali, Chris, and Branson as they draft their dream Trek bridge crew, chat about Vulcans, oh and make one incredible surprise announcement. Don't miss it!
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[Patreon Preview] Hiss the Bride
When Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) is tasked with planning the Bachelorette Party for Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), she naturally invites Meredith's best fried, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt). But when Gelmire agrees to be 'just Meredith's friend' for the weekend, will an alluring suitor (Joe Lepore) come between them?
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Cold Case
When the CSS Cavalier crosses paths with a centuries-old human spacecraft, Groomda (Tim Platt), Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings), and Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) lead the investigation. But what if, there in strange spacebound time capsule, there was a still-working cryopod, preserving an ancient spacefarer? What secrets could they share of the past? What horrors?
Customer Reviews
Nothing makes me laugh more
Almost nothing ever makes me laugh out loud but this show frequently does. The characters are all so real. Such talent. Listen, pay for the RSS feed, it’s easy and you’ll literally immediately know it’s the best money you’ve spent all year.
Liberty Balboa - possibly the greatest character ever created!
I love Rude Tales so I thought I’d give this podcast a chance. Love it. You won’t be disappointed! And the Patreon is so affordable. Some good eps on there if you’re hungry for more. Joe is an awesome GM. Very talented. Everyone is having so much fun doing this, you can tell. It’s a delight!
this is the best podcast
the crew of the ss cavalier constantly have me smiling and laughing in public, much to my chagrin. i wasn’t sure i would like this podcast as much as rude tales of magic, their other show, because i have limited sci-fi knowledge. turns out, it doesnt matter because the show is still so darn funny, even though i might not get every star trek reference. this has become my favorite podcast (shhh don’t tell rude tales).