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00:00:00 Introduction02:38:10The 2024 Fake Mental Disorders Are In!08:08:09 Tiktok Idiots Trying To Diagnose Britney Spears11:14:14 Trans-Brain Tumors And More Fake Disorders12:44:20 AirB&B For Penis Worshippers16:36:11 Deep Dick Meditations19:06:13 Meade Skelton Boycott Of Planet Fitness / Homegym25:51:01 Beat Scatting – A New Musical Genre You’re Going To Hate27:44:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:15:04 A Cyber Flasher Is Behind Bars35:16:06 Ingrown Pubic Hair Almost Killed A Man38:32:02 The Handy Man Who Busted A Nut In His Clients Underwear41:47:12Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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AI Transcript:







Tonight, a deadly affair leads to a man on the run.







Sex, drugs, Caribbean voodoo, a stint at a trade school learning HVAC repair, a bocce ball tournament, several haircuts, skydiving, land jumping.







It’s all coming up on today’s exciting, action-packed episode of Distorted View Daily.







Freaks, it’s Thursday, March 21st, 2024.







Coming up on the program today, who wants to see my cockhead?







It’s out there, baby.







Plus, one U-Tard has a complete meltdown while washing her face, trying to make out with the cops as they arrest you, and threatening to blow up an airport because of them government chemtrails.







Distorted View Daily proudly presents another Craigslist personal ad reading by Cheryl Murkowski.







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Please, I prefer a shave to the joiner.







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I’m available most any time.







Ironic that was all one sentence.







No periods.







It’s the Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.







She is a fat cunt.







And I love the aftertaste of semen in my mouth.







Christian now fears his flatulence.







A lot of hot liquid poo just went out all at once.