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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

  1. 10H AGO

    God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with miracle weight loss scams, fake deafness during an arrest, redneck Jesus fan fiction, and a man dressed as a duck turning public transit into a soggy breakfast nightmare. We kick things off with Great Moments in Voicemails, featuring nuclear-grade […] The post God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    47 min

  2. 1D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Florida Man Brings a Vacuum to a Dick Fight - SIDESHOW

    On the Show Today: Bob Update from Hell Bob resurfaces with an ancient Twitter feed dedicated almost exclusively to poop content, questionable websites, and bowel-movement erotica. After Tim called Bob on the show, Bob gains access to Tim’s phone number—and immediately starts blowing it up with voicemail messages and increasingly intimate plans. Live Call with Bob Tim calls Bob back, resulting in one of the most uncomfortable phone conversations in DV history. Topics include poop sounds, preferred textures, wiping assistance, potential visits to Michigan, and the strong possibility Tim may end up murdered or enslaved. Public Degeneracy Clips (EFUKT) Tim breaks down multiple clips of people masturbating and having sex in public spaces: A woman livestreaming from her car in broad daylight gets repeated, unwanted attention from a persistent passerby. A naked woman filming herself in a men’s restroom causes chaos with sound effects, fluids, and a stall-door mishap. Bus Fare Meltdown Bodycam footage captures a woman refusing to show proof of payment on a bus, escalating into screaming, fake injury claims, and full-on fare-enforcement chaos as transit workers do exactly what they’re paid to do. Snow Shoveling War A neighbor dispute over snow removal turns into shouting, shoving, attempted shovel theft, and a phone tossed into the snow—proving winter brings out the absolute worst in everyone. Distorted News: The Elf Hallucination Mushroom A wild mushroom from China, Lanmaua asiatica, causes eerily consistent hallucinations when eaten undercooked. People across regions report seeing tiny elf-like humanoids crawling on walls and furniture—a rare phenomenon known as Lilliputian hallucinations that has scientists baffled and Tim extremely interested in future elf-based drugs. Florida Man vs. Vacuum Cleaner A Central Florida man is arrested after witnesses catch him exposing himself and engaging in a sexual performance with a household vacuum cleaner outside a vacation resort near Disney. Multiple incidents, multiple cameras, and an HOA that somehow missed all of it. Voicemails & Listener Updates: A candle mix-up sends a woman expecting a Shining-themed scent instead receives one inspired by a prolapsed anus. Listener suggestions include livestreaming editing sessions and partnering with EFUKT—both of which Tim immediately shoots down. Updates on the origin of “It’s just a fun thing,” courtesy of a listener from Japan. Support the Show: Become a Sideshow Freak or upgrade to a lifetime account Sponsor an episode via PayPal Patreon access includes the bonus voicemail line Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

    47 min

  3. 2D AGO

    I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: On today’s episode, Tim uncovers the long-lost origins of a classic DV sound clip, reconnects with a notorious blind poop freak from 2009, and somehow ends up negotiating preferred shit textures over the phone. Plus: Starbucks maggot macchiatos, Florida Man drives a flaming car, and Thursday Lane is once again […] The post I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    1h 3m

  4. 3D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Semen Snow And Vaginal Squirt That Smell Like Ramen Noodles - SIDESHOW

    On Todays Show: Tim dives headfirst into female-led oversharing podcasts, Jesuit weather conspiracies, basement-dwelling life hacks, nightmare retail customers, and some truly cursed menstruation news from Japan. On Today’s Show: A female podcast overshares tampon horror stories, including Girl Scout–approved menstrual misinformation and “hot-dog style” tampon insertion One podcaster claims her p***y squirt smells exactly like Shin Ramen, possibly due to MSG exposure Tim questions when vaginal smells become a medical concern (and whether seafood ramen is a red flag) Podcast recommendation: That’s Enough — a title Tim finds extremely accurate Jesuit Semen Weather Alert: Gail Cord Schuler returns with a public service announcement Nationwide snowstorm allegedly caused by Jesuit semen technology Eating snow may result in STDs, pregnancy, or “Jesuit super AIDS” Women warned not to insert snow vaginally under any circumstances Basement Dweller Life Tips: A self-proclaimed basement dweller explains how to live your best underground life Essential gear includes: A dedicated jerk-off chair (never a fabric couch) Internet access Video games Lotion (lots of lotion) Tim critiques the logistics of jizz-soaked furniture and 2017 YouTube culture Flat Earth Christian Kid: A heavily coached Christian child explains why the Earth is flat Biblical proof includes: Four corners of the Earth A domed firmament God bowling thunder strikes NASA accused of deception because “NASA means to deceive in Hebrew” Tim predicts future religious persecution after inevitable failed school assignment Nightmare Customers: A woman fills three Target carts as part of a performative anti-fascism “walkout” Minimum-wage employees forced to clean up her protest Another woman at Costco accuses line-cutters of being “not American,” escalating quickly into racist nonsense Tim rants about inattentive drivers, Costco bottlenecks, and stoplight etiquette Distorted News: Pokémon-branded menstrual pads distributed to Japanese schools to normalize conversations about menstruation Pads not sold commercially Demand exceeded expectations Tim predicts pad trading, hoarding, and legendary holographic maxi pads Update on the Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrest: Florida man avoids jail after stealing a customer’s debit card Arrest went viral when cops cuffed him mid-shift in full mouse costume Banned from Chuck E. Cheese and sentenced to probation Voicemails: Listener reveals Mr. R****b actor later transitioned Tim discusses ordering the new Commodore 64 reboot Chris-Chan unboxing video kills Tim’s excitement instantly “Am I fat or am I jacking off?” challenge ends with Tim declaring: fat masturbator Support the Show Sponsor an episode: $25 via PayPal Upgrade to a lifetime Sideshow membership Patreon available for additional support Contact Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

    44 min

  5. 4D AGO

    Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: Plus:Snowstorms, nosebleeds, dog-washing disasters, racist grifters, VR families falling apart, and yet another reminder that Florida is our most f****d-up state. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Ode to the Tight-Bootied Homos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    48 min

  6. JAN 23

    Lolicon Loving Livestreamer Busted / Faking an Orgasm During an Arrest

    🎧Episode Summary Episode ends with sign-off. Support the show! distortedview.com Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Lolicon Loving Livestreamer Busted / Faking an Orgasm During an Arrest first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    49 min

  7. JAN 22 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Calling ICE on Your Ex While a Puppet Bangs a Trolley - SIDESHOW

    On Today’s Episode: A deep dive into the forgotten golden age of porn parodies, including the absolutely unhinged Mr. R****b’s Neighborhood Why parody porn companies went extinct, and how Wood Rocket once ruled the genre Puppet sex, condom closets, penis-shaped trolleys, and the “gland of make-believe” Portland protesters attempt to stop ICE by standing near water and screaming A fake ICE website exposes how people try to use deportation as personal revenge One man calls ICE to get his ex-wife deported because… divorce Streamer Kai Cenat tries to better himself by reading on livestream — painfully, slowly, heroically The internet reacts, including Fresh & Fit’s Myron Gaines, who proves intelligence is optional A real-life infinite money glitch discovered at GameStop — and immediately patched How a Nintendo Switch trade-in promo briefly turned GameStop into an ATM Nintendo’s bizarre demand that Mario must always be visually dominant over Sonic Why Sonic is never allowed to win, lead, or even slightly outpace Mario True crime meets fine dining at The Final Meal, a restaurant serving serial killers’ last meals Ohio’s murder-themed restaurant expands to Michigan despite obvious appetite concerns Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, and Aileen Wuornos inspire menu items and cocktails Ouija boards, skull props, and the question: should murder make you hungry? Loud mechanical keyboards, buckling springs, and why typing should sound like construction work Voicemails from Freaks, including: A man who calls five times to perfect one voicemail Updates on Meade’s weight, witch paranoia, and Dolly Parton family claims Confusion about whether Earth now has two moons A listener calling while actively taking a dump Also: Listener contact info, plugs, Patreon reminders, and a very fast ad read An honest defense of stupid people Tim confirms he is absolutely typing during the show

    43 min

  8. JAN 21

    Frozen Cum Facials and a Saber-Toothed T**t

    🎧Episode Summary OSpunk cubes. Vagina teeth. Prism paranoia. Just another calm Wednesday. On today’s episode: PLUS:Listener messages, Patreon shout-outs, Discord love, voicemail chaos, and the usual reminder that tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow-exclusive. 🎧 Support the show:Sideshow memberships, Patreon, listener sponsorships, voicemails, texts, social media, and spreading the distortion STD. Links: A Freak’s Family Go Fund […] The post Frozen Cum Facials and a Saber-Toothed Twat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    50 min
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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

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