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Over 18 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.

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Over 18 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.

Listen on Apple Podcasts
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    The Cunny Cream Connection - SIDESHOW

    The Cunny Cream Connection - SIDESHOW

    On Today's Show:

    A Pubic Lice Livestream
    Antagonizing Homeless People and then gunning them down for views
    2024’s Pussy Cream Anthem
    And Stuffing Your Husband In A Suitcase Until He Suffocates

    Significant Bowel Ejection

    Significant Bowel Ejection

    On Today’s Show:







    00:00:00:00AdamEve.Com 50% Off! Promo FREAK00:00:35:10 Introduction00:02:18:21 Meade’s Bouncy Castle Workout00:05:16:17 Make Your Own Gooner Hypno Training Video00:08:32:02Advanced Piss Techniques Vol 200:12:37:05 Daniel Larson Update / Sex Talk00:18:21:09 Woman Finds Out Her Cosmetic Surgery Was Put On Tiktok00:24:09:15 Dat Hood Rat Raps For Donald Trump00:29:04:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow!00:30:30:03 Exploding Intestines Of Doom!00:36:37:04 Selling Cookies With Homopbic Comments On Them00:40:14:14 A Laundromat Dismemberment00:43:50:15Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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    Hey Freaks, it’s Tuesday, June 11, 2024.







    Coming up on the program today, do-it-yourself Gooner Vader training videos.







    Plus, when you cop so hard your bowels blow out of your stomach.







    Learning advanced urination techniques and anti-gay cookies have never tasted sweeter.







    All this was your voicemails today!







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    It’s Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.







    She is a fat cunt.

    • 50 min
    The Semen Latte Summer Jam Of 2024 – FIXED AUDIO – SIDESHOW

    The Semen Latte Summer Jam Of 2024 – FIXED AUDIO – SIDESHOW

    On Today's Show:

    Note: Earlier today, the wrong episode was posted. This is the correct version of Monday's show. Sorry!

    The Semen Latte Summer Jam of 2024
    Plus It’s Your Turn Ladies: Who has biggest natural tit sizes across the globe
    And Calling 911 On Yourself To Make Your Crime Legal? Confused: you won’t be after todays episode of DV

    It’s Gay To Bang Hulk Hogan With A Pussy - SIDESHOW

    It’s Gay To Bang Hulk Hogan With A Pussy - SIDESHOW

    On Today's Show:

    Does Jesus Dress Like An A*****e
    Plus: Andrews Might be down for a little gay shit
    Ai may haver finally cracked my screechy feminine voice
    Stealing A Man’s Colostomy Bag. I guess for the lulz

    Violating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights

    Violating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights

    On Today’s Show:







    00:00:00:00 Introduction00:03:35:13 Non Gendered Names For Nephew And Niece00:08:41:09 A Meade Weighloss Review00:11:58:18 Meade Vs. Convservative Fat-Hating Media00:18:01:08 Insane Ramblings00:23:24:11 Uncle Ron Shits Himself On Instagram Again00:24:03:07 Vioilating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights00:26:15:10 Sucking On Thick Hard Vomit Chunks00:27:26:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow!00:28:36:22 Does Owning A Gun Mean You Have A Small Pecker?00:33:14:01 Paying Off Your Drug Debt With A Stolen Truck of Liquor  00:35:59:15 Graduating Highschool In Skeleton Makeup00:40:18:17Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending









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    * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463







    * Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page







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    AI Transcript:







    Hey Freaks!







    It’s Thursday June 6th 2024.







    Coming up on the program today, playing with your solid vomit chunks.







    Plus, violating your civil rights to eat fried chicken indoors.







    And researchers finally discover if gun ownership is related to small dick size.







    The results may shock you.







    All coming up today.







    It’s Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.







    Disturbing video.







    I actually am 1.4% Nigerian African.







    I’m a Bista.







    I don’t have kitty milk.







    Yes, Tim Henson, back here with you for your Thursday episode of TV.







    Have a great one for you.







    As you heard at the top of the program, we are celebrating Pride Month here on TV.







    You know, in our own special way.







    It’s always funny.







    I think about like if a new listener just wanders in and plays an episode of TV, you know, you’d think I’m very homophobic.







    Yeah, we’re celebrating Pride Month with a song called God Hates a Fag.







    Well, I’m sorry.







    It’s a catchy tune.







    You can’t deny that.







    Like regardless of the message of the song.







    Anyway, just to add a little anti-gay cherry to the top of the program here, I’ve got a short clip that kind of drove me up the wall.







    You know, I’m a very accepting person, obviously, but I’ve got my limits.







    You know, when it comes to this trans stuff, I’ll call you whatever you want to be known as.







    I’ve said this many times on the show.







    I’ve got no problem calling you a she if you want to b...

    • 49 min
    Let's All Lick Eggs In The Grocery Storey - SIDESHOW

    Let's All Lick Eggs In The Grocery Storey - SIDESHOW

    On Today's Show:

    You all are a bunch of anime loving pedophiles
    Scheduling A Fedex Dropoff In A Sexy, Incest Kind of Way
    And The Fun New Trend Of Licking Eggs In A Grocery Store To Try And Get Foot Poisoning

Customer Reviews

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895 Ratings

895 Ratings

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