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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

  1. 1D AGO

    Suck It, 2025 – Wet Molestation And Space Alien Sex Squirts

    On Today’s Show: 🧠 Highlights & Bits 📞 Freak Interaction 🛒 Support the Show 👉 Sign up and shop at distortedview.com and shop.distortedview.com 🎉 Final Notes Tim looks back on a wild, bit-heavy year fueled by sketches, songs, and creative misuse of AI—then signs off with gratitude, delirium, and cautious optimism for more mental breakdowns […] The post Suck It, 2025 – Wet Molestation And Space Alien Sex Squirts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    52 min

  2. 2D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Justice. Genital Herpes Justice - SIDESHOW

    It’s a Sideshow Exclusive Tuesday and Tim Henson returns during the dead zone between Christmas and New Year’s with a short-but-unhinged episode packed with internet freaks, TikTok disasters, reality TV criminals, and one of the most toxic couples you’ll ever hear argue on camera. 🔥 On Today’s Episode: A deep dive into fake mental illness influencers, including DID and Tourette’s cosplayers who refuse diagnosis “to spite the haters” Tim dismantles the logic behind “Fake Disorder Cringe” backlash videos and disability role-play TikTok culture A spectacular multi-video meltdown between a couple featuring: A shattered windshield Pumpkin-based domestic disputes Accusations of drug theft, DUI stacking, child endangerment, herpes revenge, and wheelchair-flipping dads One of the most disturbing relationship sagas to close out 2025 — you will be fully invested whether you like it or not 📰 Distorted News: A former reality TV swinger from A&E’s Neighbors with Benefits is arrested in Ohio on charges including: Pandering obscenity involving a minor Sexual conduct with animals A TikTok clout chaser punches a homeless woman at the Mall of America to go viral Another social media idiot learns that filming crimes for likes is, in fact, still illegal ☎️ Listener Voicemails: Screaming nonsense Half-aborted calls One listener suggests outsourcing Lord Douche’s tech questions directly to ChatGPT Zero useful information, maximum chaos 🛒 Support the Show: DV Store: shop.distortedview.com Take 20% off your order with promo code AIDS Sponsor an episode: $25 via PayPal — show@distortedview.com Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview $5/month for bonus content and priority voicemail access Want a lifetime Sideshow membership? Email Tim directly 🎙️ Contact Distorted View Daily: Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Website: distortedview.com Social: @distortedview If you enjoy bizarre news, TikTok train wrecks, fake disorder call-outs, relationship implosions, and Tim Henson doing what he does best, this episode is a perfect way to end the year. Spread the distortion. Rate, review, and tell your friends.

    44 min

  3. 3D AGO

    Human Skin Side Hustles, Smoke Alarm Social Experiments & Smoking a Carolina Reaper

    On Today’s Show: Tim Henson kicks off the final week of 2025 with a slightly shorter—but no less unhinged—episode of Distorted View Daily, battling a post-Christmas cold while delivering a full slate of bizarre news, TikTok idiocy, and listener chaos. On Today’s Episode: Plus: If you enjoy dark comedy podcasts, outrageous viral clips, and news […] The post Human Skin Side Hustles, Smoke Alarm Social Experiments & Smoking a Carolina Reaper first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    35 min

  4. 6D AGO

    Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch Hunt

    Distorted View Daily – Best Of Show (Classic Episode from January 2018)Host: Tim Henson It’s a Best Of Friday on Distorted View Daily, while Sideshow members get a brand-new exclusive episode. If you’re not already signed up, now’s the time—holiday deals are still live for a limited time. Plus, grab 20% off Distorted View merchandise […] The post Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch Hunt first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    44 min

  5. 6D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Murder Cleanup Tips Courtesy of The Costco Sample Lady- SIDESHOW

    Tim’s back with a short, post-Christmas mini show, checking in after surviving the holidays and killing a little time before kicking off a brand-new week of Distorted View Daily on Monday. New Year’s plans are low-key, loungewear-approved, and blessedly drama-free—but the internet, of course, is still a nightmare. On Today’s Mini Program: TikTok Influencer vs. Angry Granny – A young woman filming a harmless outfit video is suddenly confronted by a furious, jealous elderly woman who storms into frame looking for a fight. It’s not blocking the sidewalk, it’s not hurting anyone—granny just chose violence. Erica Kirk’s Freudian Slip – Charlie Kirk’s widow accidentally refers to conservative activism as a “grift” while introducing a student at a public event. A verbal stumble that accidentally says the quiet part out loud. Costco vs. Sam’s Club – Tim breaks down the superior parking lots, better samples, employee treatment, and overall vibes that make Costco the clear winner. Sam’s Club catches strays—especially its cramped parking lots. The Meth’d-Out Costco Sample Lady – A visibly high product demonstrator hands out Mr. Clean Magic Erasers while casually offering step-by-step advice on cleaning up murder scenes, hiding bodies, lining trunks with plastic, and digging holes before killing someone. Customer Service Above and Beyond – The sample lady doesn’t just talk homicide logistics—she gives out extra boxes, offers moral support, and promises to help again next time. Dating Different: The No-Arms Blind Date – Tim reacts to a Truly series episode featuring a woman born without arms who applies makeup with her feet and goes on a blind date without warning her match beforehand. Foot Fetish Philosophy Hour – A deep dive into dating logistics, physical attraction, awkward reveals, foot dexterity, and whether the world’s foot-fetish community is her untapped dating pool. Blind Date Etiquette Gone Wrong – The moment her date realizes he wasn’t warned, the conversation turns painfully awkward—and possibly terminal. The episode wraps with thanks to Sideshow members, a reminder that new episodes return Monday, and one final appreciation for the beautiful chaos only the internet can deliver. 🎧 Support the Show Become a Sideshow Member Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail line: 206-666-4463 Spread the distortion and rate the show Back Monday with a full week of fresh insanity. Until then—bye everybody.

    21 min

  6. 12/24/2025

    Shit Lump Intervention

    On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Christmas Eve Best Of (Classic Episode from 2014) Merry Christmas Eve, freaks! If you’re trapped in a car with relatives you hate, hiding from your family, or just need something loud, stupid, and offensive to get you through the holidays, this Best Of Distorted View Daily has you […] The post Shit Lump Intervention first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    38 min

  7. 12/23/2025 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Grandpa’s Volcano Dick + The 14-Inch Ass Disaster - SIDESHOW

    Distorted View Daily – Tuesday, December 23, 2025 Sideshow Exclusive | Christmas Eve Eve Chaos Edition It’s the final new episode of Distorted View Daily before Christmas, and Tim Henson sends Sideshow members into the holidays the only way he knows how: with green ooze, stuck dildos, deranged pastors, and AI on drugs. 🎄 On Today’s Episode: A Festivus-style airing of grievances fueled by listener sponsorship wars involving Unicorn Hamster, his haters, and several deeply regrettable PayPal usernames A spectacularly unhinged debate over how you’re allowed to say “Merry Christmas” without offending literally everyone Pastor Manning (AI-generated) declares Trump voters, Unicorn Hamster, and basically humanity itself eternally damned A grim but darkly fascinating Soft White Underbelly story involving childhood trauma, incest, STDs, and a grandfather whose penis resembled a volcano Sextastic Tuesday delivers a porn scene where a 14-inch double-sided dildo becomes permanently lodged, ending in a trip to the emergency room and possible surgery Indian schoolchildren hold an English-language debate that rapidly devolves into “bloody fuck you” chaos A Swedish startup sells “drug modules” for ChatGPT, letting users get their chatbot high on ketamine, cocaine, or weed A major data breach allegedly exposes Pornhub Premium user activity, meaning someone may now have your entire wank history tied to your email address 🤖 Distorted News Highlights: AI on Drugs: A Stockholm-based company claims its software can make ChatGPT behave as if it’s intoxicated, raising questions about creativity, ethics, and whether AI really needs cocaine Pornhub Data Leak: Hackers say they’ve obtained analytics tied to millions of paying users, including search terms, video titles, and timestamps—your credit card may be safe, but your dignity is not 📞 Voicemails & Listener Content: Road-trip planning at 6 a.m. Ingrown pubic hair medical advice nobody asked for DV merch praise, including “Ass Play Is for Everyone” Kitchen remodel warnings involving old houses, asbestos fears, and Lord Douche 🛒 DV Business & Reminders: Use promo code AIDS for 20% off orders of $50+ at shop.distortedview.com Sponsor an episode for $25 via PayPal: show@distortedview.com Join the Sideshow at patreon.com/distortedview for bonus content and priority voicemails 🎅 Programming Notes: Christmas Eve: Best-of episode on the public feed Christmas Day: No new episode Friday: Mini Sideshow episode returns Spend the holidays wisely. Avoid emergency rooms, large dildos, and religious prophets with AI superpowers. Merry Christmas. Or else.

    52 min

  8. 12/22/2025

    Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily

    On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Monday, December 22, 2025Day 11 & 12 of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily Christmas week kicks off with a stacked episode as Tim Henson wraps up the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and dives headfirst into deranged news, internet lunacy, listener chaos, and the triumphant […] The post Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    55 min
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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

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