On Today's Show: 🧽 Semen Latte & the Manning Meltdown Revisiting Pastor Manning’s Starbucks semen conspiracy, his disastrous performance as a NYC mayoral write-in, and his decades-long ranting about laziness, welfare, and “government owes you sneakers.” Tim wonders if Manning’s real problem is that no one – especially Black voters – can stand him. 🤡 Meet Snotty the Clown (Snot, Vomit & Shamrock Shakes) Tim spotlights an extra-gross fetish clip starring Snotty the Clown, who starts with nostril play and long ropes of mucus for nasal fetishists… then whips out a dildo, a bowl, and unleashes mint-green bile like an evil Shamrock Shake from hell. Tim questions the ethics of a snot fetish bait-and-switch that suddenly turns into full-on puke porn. 🌊 “The Washing Machine Is Vomiting!” Domestic Meltdown TikTok A woman’s front-load washer starts leaking, and she responds the only way TikTok knows how: by screaming on livestream instead of turning off the water. Tim walks us through her panicked attempts at buckets, wet vacs, and hysterics as water cascades from the second floor to the basement while alarms blare and her ceiling rains doom. Pro tip: maybe call your parents, not your followers. 🚓 Officer Dumb Fat Whore vs. Honk-Happy Cop Hater Police body-cam footage captures a chronic cop-hating dad who tries to pull over a female officer, rides her bumper, and leans on his horn while insisting it’s his First Amendment right. When she stops him, he refuses ID, calls her every combination of “fat,” “dumb,” “whore,” and “cunt,” and even has his kid scream for help from the car. Tim revels in the escalating disaster as the guy misquotes the “objects in mirror” warning, demands a chief, gets arrested for resisting, disorderly conduct, and threats, and thrashes in the back of the squad car wailing “She’s got me by the throat!” while cameras prove otherwise. 🍆 Did Trump Give a Blowie? The Epstein ‘Bubba’ Email Saga Tim finally addresses the Epstein email dump and the now-infamous line about “photos of Trump blowing Bubba.” We go over: Epstein’s emails implying Trump spent hours with a trafficking victim and “knew about the girls.” The “Bubba” confusion: was it Bill Clinton… or Texas mega-donor C.R. ‘Bubba’ Salisbury Jr.? The theory that Trump would happily tongue-bathe a billionaire’s balls if it meant millions in donations and another shot at power. Calls to release all the Epstein files, Trump’s sudden “sure, release them” bravado, and speculation on what might already be scrubbed. Trump snapping at a female reporter with a very on-brand, “Quiet, Piggy,” giving Tim plenty of material for imagining him berating “big fat livestock t**s” in the press pool. 🚪 DoorDash Sexual Assault Uno Reverse Remember the TikTok DoorDash driver who claimed she was “sexually assaulted” because a drunk guy was asleep, pants down, inside his own house while she delivered? Tim plays the update: she’s now been arrested and charged with felony unlawful surveillance for filming a naked, unconscious customer in his home and posting it online. DoorDash banned her, cops found no evidence he lured her in, and now it’s her facing up to eight years while the guy was basically just passed out and indecently overexposed to himself. Plus: Tim reflects on 25 years behind the mic and 5,000+ episodes chronicling humanity’s steady slide into sexual and moral sludge – from pee once being exotic to car-battery p***y experiments. A quick Mead Skelton update: an email from Mead insisting he’s “mildly attractive” with the “charm of classic Hollywood actors,” prompting Tim to once again question Mead’s very loud heterosexuality fantasies. 🔒 Support the Show / Sideshow Info This episode is a Distorted View Sideshow exclusive. Want in on the filth? Upgrade to a lifetime Sideshow membership (email Tim at show@distortedview.com for details and a discount off the regular price). Or support DV over at Patreon.com/distortedview. You can also sponso
