Distorted View Daily – Sideshow Exclusive Thursday, December 18, 2025 Hosted by Tim Henson On today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson unloads on internet harassment, political trolling, road-rage diarrhea justice, and a truly brutal parade of failed comedy. The episode kicks off with commentary on viral videos targeting retail workers, as Tim breaks down a heated confrontation at Target involving a political T-shirt, an elderly employee, and a customer determined to turn minimum-wage labor into rage-bait content. The fallout includes national media coverage, crowdfunding insanity, and Tim’s take on why harassing workers—no matter your politics—makes you an irredeemable a*****e. From there, Tim provides a long-awaited update on the Henson household kitchen renovation, including countertop indecision, recycled glass debates, microplastic paranoia, and Lord Douche’s unparalleled ability to delay progress through obsessive online research. The chaos escalates into a gift-giving nightmare involving multiple iPad returns, buyer’s remorse, and full-blown analysis paralysis. The show then dives headfirst into bad comedy hell, featuring aspiring stand-ups workshopping incest jokes, Trump material, sports metaphors, and paper-shuffling eight-minute sets that die in real time. Tim dissects why these routines fail and why some people should never touch a microphone again. Later, Tim explores VR proximity chat chaos, highlighting verbal sparring, slur debates, monotone trolling tactics, and the strange authenticity of virtual bar fights. Is it comedy, harassment, or just content farming? Probably all three. In the news segment, Tim covers President Trump’s latest White House spectacle—installing grievance-filled plaques beneath portraits of former presidents—turning official displays into partisan roast material. The lack of dignity is noted. He also revisits the infamous Pennsylvania road-rage pooping incident, where the “Delco Pooper” avoids trial by entering a diversion program after defecating on another driver’s car in broad daylight. The episode wraps up with listener voicemails, name-stealing drama, podcast app confusion, philosophical questions about sex terminology, and Tim’s usual housekeeping reminders. Today’s 12 Deals of Distorted View: 🎁 20% off ALL pillows in the DV Store Use promo code SOFT at shop.distortedview.com Support the Show: • Become a Sideshow member • Sponsor an episode for $25 • Patreon access at patreon.com/distortedview Distorted View Daily is a long-running, award-winning comedy podcast featuring bizarre news, listener calls, and Tim Henson’s signature off-color commentary. Spread the distortion.
