Peter Reads Moby Dick Peter Adams

What kind of egotistical pot-head...?

The show starts with, what sounds like, the jingling of a dog's collar, another that sounds like a photocopier, I don't know what all the background noises are, but there's a plethora of them. It then goes into some hipster's attempt at sounding casual and cool. It's just grossly unprofessional and irritating. The reader can barely read, stumbles over about half the words, tries to fake inflection...

I hate everything about this stupid, stumbling, egotistical, exercise in self-ignorant shame.