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Water Sign – The Fish – February 19 – March 20
The stoney Pisces fish is the most mature and psychic of the stoner Zodiac. This learned stoner is a wonderful additional to any smoke circle because of their high minded noble aspirations and empathetic sensitivity towards their fellow tokers.

Do you need information on cannabis strains? The stoner Pisces may be the one to ask. Their high degree of intellectualism ascends them to the top of the cannabis connoisseur ranks. Don’t bring any schwaggy buds around this particular stoner.

Stoner Pisces are great cannabis copilots for road trips and smoke spot adventures. These kind adaptable creatures are capable of deep conversations puff puff passing the joint, and fun loving joy hot boxing the rig.

Pisces Stoner Astrological Horoscope

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Water Sign – The Fish – February 19 – March 20
The stoney Pisces fish is the most mature and psychic of the stoner Zodiac. This learned stoner is a wonderful additional to any smoke circle because of their high minded noble aspirations and empathetic sensitivity towards their fellow tokers.

Do you need information on cannabis strains? The stoner Pisces may be the one to ask. Their high degree of intellectualism ascends them to the top of the cannabis connoisseur ranks. Don’t bring any schwaggy buds around this particular stoner.

Stoner Pisces are great cannabis copilots for road trips and smoke spot adventures. These kind adaptable creatures are capable of deep conversations puff puff passing the joint, and fun loving joy hot boxing the rig.

    Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

    Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

    Hopefully your cosmic space suit is ready my frisky Fish. The universe has cleared your airspace of any external obstacles, and you are clear for takeoff. So, buckle up stoner Pisces, because this month it is all systems go!



    It may have taken you longer to get off the ground than some of your peers, but throughout the month you will continue to soar ever higher until you reach your cruising altitude.



    Remember, you’re in the cockpit my high-flying Fish; how high you climb, and how far you journey will be up to you. With nothing but wide-open skies ahead, you can expect your trajectory to be meteoric.





    Before you get blazing at full speed, be sure to spend a few days early in the month plotting your course. This doesn’t mean you have to spend hours in official meditative smoke sessions, planning every part or imagining every possibility of your journey. This month, a little time with the sacred herb will go a long way. 



    Although you will have the time to take the scenic route, or to get lost wandering, it is still a good idea to have a final destination in mind. Just be sure to toke a few moments to puff puff and plan. It is important to look before you launch stoner Pisces.



    While until recently it felt like you were trailing behind your fellow terrestrial cannanauts, now you find yourself in pole position. Just keep in mind that not everything this month needs to be a competition.



    Now you are the friend in the lead with plenty of greens. But it wasn’t so long ago that you were the one who needed a little help from their friends. So be mindful stoner Pisces. While for you, the sky might be the limit, you have a few partners-in-chronic who will need a lift in order to soar among the clouds.

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    Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

    Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

    Stoner Pisces, March was all about breaking away from the smoke circle to sit quietly with your thoughts and the sacred herb. It was a time to light up, to look inward, and take some much needed ‘Me Time.’ 



    Hopefully you took advantage of this period to recreate, reflect, and hit the reset button. Because this month you will be rejoining your fellow tokin’ terrestrial cannanauts for happening hangouts and hotbox sessions.



    We start April off with a New Moon my frisky Fish. Which aligns perfectly for showing your partners-in-chronic the new you. And whether or not they notice your rediscovered inner peace, they are sure to notice you have gotten your groove back. So roll up a few joints, and invite your cannabis companions to join you in a celebratory smoke session.





    Stoner Pisces everything seems to be on the rise this April. The weather is heating up, your optimism is elevated, and you can even expect to grow your financial greens too!



    Just remember that while building up your bank account is nice, it can be even easier to burn through those hard-earned bucks. To ensure your accounts don’t dip into the red, you will have to balance your eagerness to earn, and your readiness to spend.



    After the bills are paid, go ahead and splurge a little stoner Pisces. Treat yourself to some of your favorite top shelf buds, or a few extra edibles for the weekend. But, remember that you will save more, and can even smoke more, by sticking with mid-shelf selections most days.



    Stoner Pisces, you should still make medicated meditation sessions part of your weekly routine.  Maintain the calm you’ve cultivated over the past couple months. But, with Spring in full bloom, it’s time to light up and let loose. Your year may have started out with a slow burn my friendly Fish, but by the end of April, you’ll be blazing with the best of them.

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    Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

    Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

    Stoner Pisces, you’ve spent the first months of 2022 playing the role of helper and healer to your cannabis companions. You were there for your smoke circle through their low moments, as well as the highs. 



    But now we are in Pisces season my frisky Fish.  This month really is all about YOU! It’s time to toke a break from being everyone else’s ganja guru, and focus on giving yourself the attention that you need.



    Start off the first days of March with deep and dank meditative smoke sessions. Spend time away from the smoke circle stoner Pisces; just you, your favorite pipe, and the sacred herb. 





    Whether it’s your favorite secluded smoke spot, or in the comfort of your cozy stoney sanctuary; find a peaceful place where you can light up the loud, and quiet your mind.



    Consider cerebrally-stimulating strains like Blue Dream or White Widow when selecting your herbal aids for these moments of medicated meditation. 



    Blue Dream is ideal for when you are focused on holistic healing. Its vapors can uplift your consciousness, ease bodily tensions, and calm your spirit. It will help you enter into a contemplative state of mind without getting lost in thought, or stuck on the couch.



    Stoner Pisces, switch up your prescription to White Widow when you are ready to turn reflection and exploration into implementation. It can be a bit more stimulating, and might leave you restless if you don’t have an outlet for the elevated creative energy. But it is a great strain for when you are really getting back into the groove of getting things done.



    Just remember that the goal of this month’s solo smoke sessions isn’t to avoid your friends and cannabis companions. It’s about giving yourself the space and time you need to look in the mirror, and like what you see. So be mindful of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, but stay focused on you, my friendly Fish. 

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    Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

    Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

    Stoner Pisces, did you enjoy a mellow start to the new year? Did you use the first month of 2022 to grind up the ganja and give yourself the time needed to gather your thoughts?



    For those of you who embraced the opportunity to slow your roll, you can prepare yourself for an equally peaceful and stoney sequel this February. And for those who chose to chase the chaos instead of the calm, make sure you don’t miss out on this second chance to pursue a more peaceful path.



    You are equal parts compassionate and chronic-loving my stoner Pisces. And in recent times you have been called to play the role of both a friend indeed and the partner-in-chronic others have grown to expect will gladly supply the greens when they need.





    While this will still be the trend for February, you should keep your third-eye sight open and on the lookout for those whose moods might throw off your groove. Although you are usually deeply attuned to and influenced by the feelings of those in your orbit, you have been able to avoid absorbing the negative emanations from those nearest to you. 



    My stoner Pisces, this February, you will still get to fulfill the role of the friendliest fish that you strive to be, but the cosmic protections against the negative vibrations of your fellow terrestrial travelers will wane as the month progresses.



    Stoner Pisces, the best plan for a blissful month is to surround yourself with those cannabis companions you know are all about high times and good vibes. Of course, you can still be there to pick up those you encounter who look like they need to share a fresh bowl and who need a friendly ear to listen. Just don’t spend the whole month trying to lift the spirits of others at the risk of bringing your own spirits down.

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    Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

    Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

    Stoner Pisces, if 2021 left you feeling dazed and confused, I’m here to remind you that you’re not alone. Remember that for every low moment, there were hazy highs that provided a counterbalance to those trying and tumultuous times.



    While other stoner star signs are focused on New Year’s resolutions, for you, January is about hitting the reset button rather than a complete reimagining. So, take a few weeks to pause, puff, and truly stop to smell and smoke the flowers.



    My stoner Pisces, you have been swimming through rough waters, but now you will get to enjoy a more mellow flow as you traverse new cosmic currents. There are really only two things that should be on your to-do list this month:  Cannabis and Contemplation.  There is zero reason to rush, so relax my friendly Fish. 





    When it comes to the sinsemilla you smoke during this Winter season, it will be important to find strains that help to mediate your mood.



    If you find yourself having trouble breaking away from the daily grind, the sacred herb can bring you solace. When the mind won’t stop racing, reach for the mellow green, my stoney Fish. Classics like Jack Herer will help you find your center, and bring you back to the here and now; other strains like AC/DC will lead you down the highway to well.



    Pack the bowl with big buds of Blue Dream and OG Kush when you are vibing nice, and want to keep the positivity flowing. 



    You have the whole year ahead of you to reach for the stars stoner Pisces, so for now, it is time to relax here on Earth, and recharge your cosmic spacesuit. You can always look ahead to what the future may hold, but this month, just light one up and let it be.

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    Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

    Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

    Stoner Pisces, no matter what the past eleven months have held, you can look forward to a peaceful completion to 2021. It may not always feel like it when you’re in the moment, but as you look back on the year that was, you can be proud that you embraced all the highs, and overcame even the lowest lows, to become a wiser and stronger you!

    Those who are fortunate to call you their partner-in-chronic will notice your elevated confidence, and your newfound groove. Especially when it comes to your interpersonal relationships, my easygoing Fish, you can expect good vibes to abound.

    Romantic prospects will get taken to the next level, and even platonic connections—those who you love, but are exclusively your four-twenty-friendly friends—will enjoy a period filled with good greens and great people.



    Even when everyone is thriving and vibing, lighting up and living the high life, it can be important to break away from the social smoke scene for time to relax, reflect, and toke alone. While refreshing and recharging your own cosmic spacesuit is important, this down time isn’t just for your own peace, stoner Pisces. You may have partners-in-chronic who need a break from all the hot-boxing, but who may not want to hurt feelings by passing on a smoke session.

    Read the room stoner Pisces. Be mindful of when everyone’s eyes are looking a little more red than usual, and when it might be time to call it a night.

    But, don’t worry my slippery Fish.  Even if you don’t join the canna-crew for every chronicle, or you missed out on the last epic endo-excursion, there are sure to be many more ahead!

    You really couldn’t ask for a greater ending to this year; or a better beginning to the next. The relationships you’ve nurtured over the past twelve months, and the connections you’ve cultivated, will lay the groundwork for limitless growth in 2022.

    As you welcome the New Year, keep your spirits high stoner Pisces, and keep your optimism even higher!






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