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Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday.

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique Pitney and Amelia

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.8 • 29 Ratings

Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday.

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

    Schmeckel!

    Schmeckel!

    What better time than right now to talk about how to manage hate! No, we don't suggest you shouldn't hate people; we want you to celebrate your hatred by making it hilarious! If you play your cards right, that hate can bring you endless joy.
    The Worst Person in the World, aka Schmeckel, aka the guy we did a good job of ignoring in Dallas. Hear a selection of stories about him, most importantly the moment we realized we needed to cancel his tactless ass. Every day since has been glorious!
     
    PICTURE A POTATO!!!
     
    Promo: Our True Crime Podcast https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/our-true-crime-podcast--3647242   @ourtruecrimepod
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  

    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! 
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right! 
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
    #TheWorstPersonInTheWorld #HairyPotato #CelebrateHate #NoBadEmotions  
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth
     

    • 53 min
    Begotten, Not Made - Adventures in Catholicism

    Begotten, Not Made - Adventures in Catholicism

    It's finally here! The episode we've been promising since the beginning! This week we're telling you all about our relationships with the Catholic Church. The good stuff and the bad stuff. Really, it's not all bad! We love pageantry and ecclesiastical fabrics!
     
    Promos:
    Brew Crime Podcast http://www.brewcrime.com  
    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/ 
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!
     
    We may be awful, but we're right! 
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. 
     
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
    #Catholicism #RecoveringCatholics #CatholicChurch #QueerCatholics
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth
     

    • 1 hr 15 min
    DickTales

    DickTales

    A couple months back, Pitney said the only dick he regretted was the one he hadn't met. Well damn, that turned out to not be true at all! This week we're telling our worst sex stories, the dicks we regret the most. If you thought we were vulgar BEFORE, brace yourselves.
     
    Promo: Back Look Cinema Podcast @BackLookCinema
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! 
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique 
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!  
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
    #onenightstands #badsex  
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    • 1 hr 15 min
    Living Out Loud - Pride 2024

    Living Out Loud - Pride 2024

    It’s #PrideMonth again! And here we are nearly half way through the #YearOfUs and Pitney has tons of personal experience with all the good parts and the scary parts of coming out. Living authentically in the extremely homophobic 1980s sometimes meant violence, but mostly it meant a courageous and empowering THIS IS WHO I AM. That was your content warning.
     
    Promos:
    FriGay the 13th https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/frigay-the-13th/id1347721895
    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! 
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
    #ComingOutStories #ComingOut #GayPride 
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    • 1 hr 22 min
    Texas Frightmare Weekend Special 2024

    Texas Frightmare Weekend Special 2024

    It's our annual TFW Special, with a twist! This year we're down a Pitney but up a Mr Amelia, plus there's an interview with the hosts of a new horror podcast and a crazy game of FMK (IYKYK). 
    Promos: Queer & Loathing Podcast https://linktr.ee/queerandloathingpod  
    Jim Ferguson - Making A Scene https://www.etsy.com/shop/Jimbeanus 
    Drink With the Living Dead https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057127823570  
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
    #texasfrightmareweekend #texasfrightmare #horrorfans #horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #joedante #dougjones #deewallace #drinkwiththelivingdead #jimferguson
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth
     

    • 1 hr 32 min
    F*R*E*N*Z

    F*R*E*N*Z

    We've been at this podcast thing for 8 years, and we don't get anywhere NEAR the amount of hate mail we expected! We're so thankful for every single one of our listeners, especially the ones who've stuck around. Who would have thought two friends could do a podcast for eight years and not strangle each other?
     
    Hang out with us as we talk about the impact this show has had on our lives.
     
    Promo: Family Plot  https://linktr.ee/FamilyPlot
    2 Skeptical Chaps  http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    • 47 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
29 Ratings

29 Ratings

Rocky4Real ,

Fun and Sassy!

Pitney and Amelia bring the laughs and the sass! Honestly, it’s refreshing to hear people being 100% themselves so kudos to them. They seem like the people that you want to get caught talking to a party!

Dereleaked88 ,

Fun Variety

Pitney & Amelia bring fun to podcasting. Their podcast feels like a talk variety show that’s a bit of time pop culture, slice of life and odd topics all rolled into one. It’s entertaining stuff. The hosts themselves seem to be having a genuinely great time which comes across to the listener and makes this an easy listen. Pop them on during a road trip or while working to bring in some excitement. Give them a listen and subscribe now!

Hello! Jamal's here. ,

Pitney's Laugh Gives Me Life

Pitney and Amelia are the most fun your ears could ever have. I grow more and more attached to this podcast with every listen and feel like I'm in the room with them sharing laughs and the best shade. I love pod hosts who keep it real and effortlessly show me a great time as a listener. My favorite episode so far has been the Tarot episode. As a Tarot student, the discussion and hearing their interpretaions of the cards was very enjoyable. Keep slaying the game, friends! - Jamal, Thanks for Coming Podcast

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