100 episodes

We may be awful, but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique Pitney & Amelia

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.8 • 29 Ratings

We may be awful, but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

    Hello Dinner!

    Hello Dinner!

    It's an episode filled with FOOD! Amelia loves Hello Fresh and she explains all the ways meal kits have made her life easier and more enjoyable. Pitney has some stories of hospitaliano and the battling the organic elite. It’s almost an hour of quality #BitchenInTheKitchen! And in the #YearOfTheSaints, we learn about the patron saint of roasts. The food kind AND the funny kind.  
     
    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th  
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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality
    #hellofresh #mealkits #eggplantparmesan 

    • 49 min
    Nozzle!

    Nozzle!

    One of our weirdest episode titles, but we swear it’ll make sense within minutes. Pitney shares some self-soothing techniques. Dealing with mental health challenges with actions, medications, therapy, and laughter. And the patron saint of mental illness.  
     
    Promo: Invasion of the Remake   
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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!) 
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality
     
    #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness #mentalhealthsupport #lgbtqia #comedy 

    • 58 min
    Raspberry Bidet

    Raspberry Bidet

    There exists in the world a $20,000 toilet, and we are fascinated. Amelia is inspired to put some class on her ass and invest in a bidet, much to Pitney’s amusement and confusion. And you better believe there are saints to go with this topic.  
     
    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Fellowship of the Geeks  
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)  
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.)
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!) 
     
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality
     
    #LGBTQIA+ #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #YearOfTheSaints 

    • 45 min
    Oh No Jojo!

    Oh No Jojo!

    The Jojo Siwa / Candace Cameron Bure drama. 
    Verity doesn’t like something. 
    Stuff that got away. 
    And this week’s #YearOfTheSaints feature teaches us all a new vocabulary word: cephalophore.  
     
    Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast  
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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! 
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! 
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality
     
    #jojosiwa #candacecameronbure #candacecameron 

    • 46 min
    Toy Stories

    Toy Stories

    The toys we played with the most and what we think they reveal about the kinds of kids we were. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, a dude from the 1600s who could fly.  
     
    Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)  
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! 
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!) 
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality

    • 57 min
    Nation of Sweatpants

    Nation of Sweatpants

    Amelia's heading back to the office and is dreading wearing real clothes again. Pitney admits to wearing pajama pants in public. It's a new world out there. Pitney is excited to learn they're making a new live action Barbie and Ken movie, but not as excited as he was to hear about ketchup dripping down the wall of the White House. And this week in the #YearOfTheSaints, the first American saint, who was basically a close personal friend of Amelia's family. (Sure, why not? Who's gonna argue?)
     
    Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench   
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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! 
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page ! 
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.)
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!) 
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality

    • 57 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
29 Ratings

29 Ratings

Rocky4Real ,

Fun and Sassy!

Pitney and Amelia bring the laughs and the sass! Honestly, it’s refreshing to hear people being 100% themselves so kudos to them. They seem like the people that you want to get caught talking to a party!

Dereleaked88 ,

Fun Variety

Pitney & Amelia bring fun to podcasting. Their podcast feels like a talk variety show that’s a bit of time pop culture, slice of life and odd topics all rolled into one. It’s entertaining stuff. The hosts themselves seem to be having a genuinely great time which comes across to the listener and makes this an easy listen. Pop them on during a road trip or while working to bring in some excitement. Give them a listen and subscribe now!

Hello! Jamal's here. ,

Pitney's Laugh Gives Me Life

Pitney and Amelia are the most fun your ears could ever have. I grow more and more attached to this podcast with every listen and feel like I'm in the room with them sharing laughs and the best shade. I love pod hosts who keep it real and effortlessly show me a great time as a listener. My favorite episode so far has been the Tarot episode. As a Tarot student, the discussion and hearing their interpretaions of the cards was very enjoyable. Keep slaying the game, friends! - Jamal, Thanks for Coming Podcast