99 episodes

Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday.

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique Pitney and Amelia

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.8 • 29 Ratings

Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday.

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

    Kiddie Pool Island

    Kiddie Pool Island

    The Year of Us continues with quite the shindig! This week, we're remembering the huge parties we used to throw back in the '90s. We're talking costumes and decorations and tapping kegs and inventing cocktails and burning bras on sticks. Grab yourself a Think Pink and a slice of brain nivernaise and enjoy the party!
    Promo: OctoberpodVHS https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/
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    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! 
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
    #parties #costumeparties #anniversaryparties #birthdayparties #halloweenparties #dinnerparties 
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    • 53 min
    Red Handed and Dirty

    Red Handed and Dirty

    Come back with us to the days of mimeographed and photocopied booklets filled with writing and art of often terrible quality! Fanzines showcased all the raw enthusiasm of fandom with very little editorial gatekeeping until the rise of crappy Geocities web pages made them financially impractical.
    Hear us doing dramatic readings and even SINGING, at least when we aren’t laughing! We remember Pitney’s old friend Vivian (may she rest in peace) and share a story about our own attempt at creating a zine. And then we give you a song.
     
    Promos:
    Ignorance Was Bliss  https://iwbpodcast.com
    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ 
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique 
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
     
    #doctorwho #fanzines #zines #classicwho #leela #filk #fandom #myhr #slashfic #startrek 
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    • 1 hr 9 min
    Let's Go Thrifting!

    Let's Go Thrifting!

    Do you love thrifting? Us too! Whether it’s collecting records, decorating a home, or developing a personal style, there’s nothing as fun as getting cool stuff on the cheap.
     
    Promo: Social Detective Podcast https://linktr.ee/crimecakes   
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique 
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
    #thrifting #thriftshopping #vintage #collectors 
     
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Life Among the Weirdos

    Life Among the Weirdos

    Over ninety minutes of the best weirdos we can remember.
    Mourning Split Pea Andersen's and celebrating the fan uprising to save Our Flag Means Death (if you love us, you’ll sign the petition at https://www.renewasacrew.com/ !)
    The nerd who played a bootleg of Phantom Menace right out in the open in a hotel lobby.
    Chet New Orleans and his mother.
    Totally Con Barbie is into fashion fun AND Buckaroo Bonzai!
    Deedee and her scrapbook.
    Miss Promdress.
    Mister Diskette.
    Betty Boooooop!
    The Troll Whipper.
    Roberta de Montrose.
    Memories of HavenCon (aka we f*****g love furries).
    Mister Buttons.
    And throughout, the glorious Myhr!!!!
    #LaughWhileYouCanMonkeyBoy 
     
    Promos: Oddball Aussie Podcast https://t.co/27yVNxYHDT  and 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique 
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here. 
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
    #confreaks 
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    • 1 hr 32 min
    The Year of Us

    The Year of Us

    Happy episode 200 for those who celebrate, plus we're giving everyone a reason to get excited about 2024. 40 years of friendship ain't nothin'  to sneeze at. So put on your knockoff "Beat It" jacket and pegged jeans, cuz we're taking you back to 1984.
     
    Promo: Our True Crime Podcast https://www.ourtruecrimepodcast.com/   
    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) 
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! 
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!   
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.   
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.
     
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
    #anniversaryshow #200thepisode #bestfriends #doctorwho #rockyhorror 
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    • 1 hr 17 min
    Body Odor Offends Me

    Body Odor Offends Me

    Our dog babies are getting old. Joan Crawford gags over Bette Davis. Amelia dreams of coffee-flavored toothpaste. Children misbehave at a holiday concert. Hostess snack cakes reign supreme.
    RING IN 2024 WITH OUR 200TH EPISODE, JANUARY 12! 
    Promos:
    Serial Napper Podcast https://serialnapper.com/  
    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ 

    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)
     
    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  
     
    Questions? Comments? Complaints?
    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!
    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique 
    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  
    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/
    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" stuff!)  https://www.teepublic.com/stores/bitchen-boutique?ref_id=30433&utm_campaign=30433&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Bitchen%2BBoutique  
     
    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!  
     
    We may be awful, but we're right!
    Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.  
     
    The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.  And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.
    LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health
     
    #bettedavis #joancrawford #theanniversary #whateverhappenedtobabyjane #hostesscupcakes #hostesssnackcakes #littledebbiesnackcakes
    #LGBTQIAplus  #Comedy #PopCulture #Fandom  #Horror  #Spirituality #MentalHealth

    • 56 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
29 Ratings

29 Ratings

Rocky4Real ,

Fun and Sassy!

Pitney and Amelia bring the laughs and the sass! Honestly, it’s refreshing to hear people being 100% themselves so kudos to them. They seem like the people that you want to get caught talking to a party!

Dereleaked88 ,

Fun Variety

Pitney & Amelia bring fun to podcasting. Their podcast feels like a talk variety show that’s a bit of time pop culture, slice of life and odd topics all rolled into one. It’s entertaining stuff. The hosts themselves seem to be having a genuinely great time which comes across to the listener and makes this an easy listen. Pop them on during a road trip or while working to bring in some excitement. Give them a listen and subscribe now!

Hello! Jamal's here. ,

Pitney's Laugh Gives Me Life

Pitney and Amelia are the most fun your ears could ever have. I grow more and more attached to this podcast with every listen and feel like I'm in the room with them sharing laughs and the best shade. I love pod hosts who keep it real and effortlessly show me a great time as a listener. My favorite episode so far has been the Tarot episode. As a Tarot student, the discussion and hearing their interpretaions of the cards was very enjoyable. Keep slaying the game, friends! - Jamal, Thanks for Coming Podcast

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