The River Stole the Gods: Part 4 Listen Rinse Repeat

The kobolds are no match for the river.

This episode is not explicit.

Written and Performed by Pete Barry

Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian.



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TRANSCRIPT

The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river stole the gods.
Kobold Acolyte: AAAAA (splash)
Kobold Priest: Now it a perfect crime.
Kobold Acolyte: Help!
Kobold Priest: You go down and drown already.
Kobold Acolyte: Hey I found the gods!
Kobold Priest: Where?
Kobold Acolyte: Down here in the river!
Kobold Priest: Give them to me!
Kobold Acolyte: Give me a hand!
Kobold Priest: Here I come! AAAA (splash)
Kobold Acolyte: HAHA! I got you!
Kobold Priest: What? There no gods here!
Kobold Acolyte: AAA the river getting stronger!
Kobold Priest: The river is stealing US!
Both: AAAAAAAA
Kobold Acolyte 2: The river stole the priest!
Kobold Acolyte 3: Oh no!
Kobold Acolyte 2: What we do now?
Kobold Acolyte 3: Pray to the gods to bring them back! ...where are the gods?

River by: cagancelik
Splash by: InspectorJ