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When does 20 seconds feel like foooooreeeeevvvveerrrrrr? When you're washing your hands for the umptyumpth time today, and is it really all that important to wash them AGAIN??? Yes. Yes, it is. To make it easier, a group of writers and podcasters have put together these 20-second stories to get you through the Lather, Rinse, and Repeat stages. So, crank up a story, lather up, and be well.
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Breakin
The police would be there in about ten more minutes, she figured. It would be worth the wait if she gets cuffed by that dreamy officer Peller again.
This episode is not explicit.
Written and performed by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal
David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas.
https://ninthworldjournal.com
TRANSCRIPT
The worst part about breaking into this house was the ear-splitting decibel level of the klaxon. The owners of the house wouldn’t be home for another week, so they wouldn’t shut off the alarm. -
A Songbird Reviews Songbirding
A songbird gives his review of the podcast Songbirding
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Written and Performed by Elizabeth Wilcox and James Schwarz, both of The Dimension Door Podcast
www.dimensiondoorpodcast.com
TRANSCRIPT
Listen Rinse Repeat – REVIEW challenge
Songbird Reviews Songbirding
Soft crunching sounds as someone walks through forest undergrowth, with the sound of birds
singing in the background. The steps slow as INTERVIEWER softly speaks
INTERVIEWER: Alright, I’m here today looking for a songbird. That bird looks like it’s
singing, so it’s probably a songbird, right? Okay, here goes…I’m now going to cast ‘speak with
animals’ to communicate with this bird.
Sounds of spellcasting.
INTERVIEWER: Alright, then. Hello, bird. We’re here, in a forest where Rob Porter has
recorded birdsong for his podcast, Songbirding. I have one question for you: What is your review
of Songbirding?
BIRD: IT’S GOOD!
This episode written by Elizabeth Wilcox, and performed by James Schwarz, both of The Dimension Door Podcast. -
Review - Teleportation Device
This is Januae's review of the teleportation device. Until the review gets away from him.
This episode is not explicit.
Written, produced, and performed by David S. Dear
David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas.
http://ninthworldjournal.com
TRANSCRIPT
I am Januae, and this is my review of the teleportation device.
I cannot give it a favorable review, as it is only good for one use.
Perhaps my negative review should be for the Veilwardens and the Ustiliator that caused me to jaunt randomly. The ritual they performed on me made things worse.
In fact, I would give jaunting randomly a very unfavorable review. It is dangerous and unpredictable. I do not recommend it.
Jaunting randomly: I give it one star.
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written, produced, and performed by David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal
Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com -
Pride and Prejudice
A review of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.
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Performed by PRRP
https://www.patreon.com/freckle
TRANSCRIPT
Hello so um, I'm here to do some reviews for review week. I was told not to be too meta about it, so I just googled some classic literature. My review of this book is that it's kind of sexist, avoid this book. -
Poem for PodRevDay
This is a short poem to say: Share a review on PodRevDay!
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Written by Elizabeth Wilcox. Performed by Elizabeth Wilcox and James Schwarz, of The Dimension Door Podcast.
podrevday.com
TRANSCRIPT
Poem for PodRevDay
I heard a podcast yesterday
That made me feel more than okay
If only there were some way
I could make them smile today.
I know just what you can do,
And it’s super easy, too!
What could it be? Well, here’s a clue:
It starts with writing a review
Of course! That’s it! I’ll do it now.
No, you don’t have to tell me how.
I’ll pop onto a podcast site
And say, “This podcast does things right!”
That’s a great start, and more than some,
But still I’d say you’ve just begun.
How can that be? What could I do,
Except to write a nice review?
Each time you see it and press play
This podcast brightens up your day,
So why not go the extra mile
To really make them feel worthwhile?
It’s free, you see, to spread the word
To really get that podcast heard.
Share your review--And, well, hey,
What better time than PodRevDay?
[Podcast Review Day is the eighth of every month. To participate, simply share your podcast reviews online that day with hashtag PodRevDay.] -
(Attempted) Review of Breakfast
Paul and Allison try to decide to attempt to maybe review breakfast.
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Performed by Coral Baxter-Ellis, Paul Ellis, and Allison Baxter.
http://dcritpodcast.com
TRANSCRIPT
CORAL
Mom, Dad, you ready? What's your review going to be on?
PAUL
We're reviewing breakfast!
CORAL
Oh you mean like IHOP or Jimmy Dean sausage?
PAUL
No, like having breakfast-
ALLISON
Yuck.
PAUL
It's the most important meal of the day, Allison.
ALLISON
Breakfast is gross. Who can eat that early?
PAUL
Well you've essentially starved your body for eight hours, so you're being cruel to your body.
ALLISON
Since when do you eat breakfast anyway, Paul? You don't get up until 11. Like a damn teenager.
CORAL
Hey, this damn teenager gets up at seven.
PAUL
You might be a bit more pleasant in the morning if you actually ate something.
ALLISON
Really, Paul?
PAUL and ALLISON ad-lib, anything can be said as they are not listening to each other
CORAL
You can't blame a soul for trying. So there's your review of the importance of breakfast, if you can call it that. That was my parents Allison Baxter and Paul Ellis. I'm Coral Baxter-Ellis and you can catch our podcast Deconstructive Criticism starting this fall.
Episode music "Coffee" by Cambo
Customer Reviews
Great Idea
This is more interesting than counting for sure. I can’t wait to see what people submit.
This is just what we needed!
Podcasting all stars have come together to create the perfect mini-episodes to wash your hands to. Comedy, horror, random facts - it’s all here! Get those hands clean and stay entertained!
Thank you
‘Timely’, clever, funny...even uplifting.
My hands appreciate you. Well done!
Bonus - I’ve just found a bunch of fab new fiction podcasts to listen to. Thanks so much!