Roll The Paradise Roll The Paradise

After surviving the snowpocalypse, John and Shelli recap what it was like to be snowed in with the kids, and have a progress report on jobs, realtors, and emailing pictures of their assholes to people.



**BONUS** Our first NSFW-language episode!

It's a bonus episode with our bonus family members! We don't do labels around here, so we refer to our blended family members as our bonus family. In this episode, Shelli and John introduce the kiddos (Karson and Cohen, ages 12 and 7 respectively) ask them questions about the move to Florida. It's a brief glimpse into the typical chaos of our lives, along with a few thrilling tales of the trauma inflicted by tornadoes and seagulls.

We're back! After taking two weeks to focus on progress, we're getting all caught up on everything that has happened. And it's been a lot! I'm not sure how 4 years of events got crammed into the first 14 days of 2021, and yet here we are.

Listen to Shelli regale us with her non-conformist view of resume's and job interviews, while John rambles from the inside of a paint can at the bottom of a well. Join us on this crazy adventure of moving across the country with no experience, and see if you can guess what the universe will throw at us next!

It's our very first episode! To start the show off right, John and Shelli take a wandering path in explaining what the plan is, and why we've decided to uproot and head East. Dive in with us and feel the nervous energy as we lay the groundwork for what will be the ultimate goal of 2021: leave Oklahoma for our new lives in Florida!

Come one, come all!



Me, my co-dictator, and our two kids decided to move across the country. We have no idea how to do this, but are doing it anyway. We're also documenting the process. We will have some fun along the way, learn a lot, and you get a front row seat to the insanity. Check us out on your favorite podcast app, and all the social network sites!