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We’re back to discuss Chapter 1 of the new trilogy of The Strangers! Why is this movie afraid to try anything new? Are The Strangers a throuple? Why didn’t Maya and Ryan stay under the house until the strangers left? Since when is the sack head called “The Scarecrow”? And why are there not 1, but 2 vegan jokes? We discuss all that and more!

The squad is back to discuss the newly released Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes! How does this universe feel in a post-Caesar world? Was the time jump a good idea? When should we get a remake of the original film? And is Proximus Caesar as good of a villain as Koba? We discuss all that and more this episode!

We’re back to discuss the ridiculously fun slasher/romantic comedy(?) Prom Night III: The Last Kiss! What’s up with the patriotic scenes? What exactly is the timeline of this franchise? What is the father doing with that shot gun? Why is Alex burying bodies on the football field? Where did this 1940’s detective come from? And where does Leonard’s dance rank amongst the greatest dance scenes of all time?

We’re back to discuss the original 1979 masterpiece, Alien! We had the privilege of seeing Alien in theaters for Alien Day, now listen to us discuss our thoughts on it.

We’re back to discuss the 2006 WWE slasher film, See No Evil! How is Kane as a slasher villain? Why would Jacob and his mother go to such lengths to hunt down someone who they can easily find? Why do all the dollar bills in this movie have no eyes? And we also discuss how this was the first movie we ever watched in theaters.

We’re back with a new episode on the 1992 mockumentary, Ghostwatch! We talk about how this movie gave many people PTSD and how the BBC accidentally tricked millions of people into thinking this movie was real. Plus we talk about how terrifying Pipes is and how this movie compares to 2024’s Late Night With The Devil!