Statues Without Pants | Bullies of Tallahassee | Song Title by Charlie Sykes Lopker Songs for American Democracy

Michelangelo made you perfect
From a single block of stone
David, you're beautiful and correct
You muscles, your skin, your bones

Now parents in Tallahassee
Want to cancel and cover you
They see you as pornography
Yeah Dave, they really do

But please don't take it personally
They're just protecting their children
They prefer guns and violence
To statues without pants

David, you're so brave and fine
600 years you stand tall
Ready to fight Goliath
In that great Biblical brawl

Your eyes full of fire
Your buttocks clenched so tight
You wear the perfect attire
For that great mythical fight

But next time you fight Goliath
Cover you penis, your balls, and your ass
The bullies of Tallahassee
Don't like statues without pants
Statues without pants
Statues without pants