52 episodes

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at a strip club? How it feels for a new girl to audition? Why dancers need pleasers and punters have nicknames? What the difference is between a whale and a captain save-a-ho? London based strippers Buffy and Heaven tell you what strippers really think, having worked together from the East End to Las Vegas. They share riotous stories of friendship, cautionary tales of misbehaviour and accounts of the unexpected from the heart of the VIP room - all delivered with humour and affection. It’s not a job for everyone, but leave your preconceptions at the door. Whatever you think you know about strippers is probably wrong. A podcast for seasoned professionals and strip club virgins alike.

Strippers in the Attic SITA Podcasting Ltd

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.8 • 37 Ratings

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at a strip club? How it feels for a new girl to audition? Why dancers need pleasers and punters have nicknames? What the difference is between a whale and a captain save-a-ho? London based strippers Buffy and Heaven tell you what strippers really think, having worked together from the East End to Las Vegas. They share riotous stories of friendship, cautionary tales of misbehaviour and accounts of the unexpected from the heart of the VIP room - all delivered with humour and affection. It’s not a job for everyone, but leave your preconceptions at the door. Whatever you think you know about strippers is probably wrong. A podcast for seasoned professionals and strip club virgins alike.

    Applying all We Have Learned: The Science of Stripping

    Applying all We Have Learned: The Science of Stripping

    Buffy and Heaven research the Stripper version of the Unified Field Theory – applying the science to life after stripping. What else can stretch the body and the brain as much as a busy Saturday night in the club? Fortunately, we discover how sex worker ninja skills can be deployed on movie sets, in dungeons, at parties, and in helping civilians getting the most out of their sex lives. Plus we dig into the heart of the ho life – with the usual levels of hapless chaos.
    This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

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    • 37 min
    Making Money from the Moon: The Science of Stripping

    Making Money from the Moon: The Science of Stripping

    Heaven wrestles the curse of the full moon and the mystery of the missing green Croc. Buffy channels Carrie without the killing and investigates the secret of the Mooncup. Plus, our lascivious lab techs study the science of cycles thanks to the University of New Mexico’s revelation concerning the correlation between ovulation and stripper’s earnings. Don’t be fazed by the phases, in short, because all good boys pay a roundie.
     
    This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

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    Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com

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    • 38 min
    The Power of Ho Ho Ho Science: The Science of Stripping

    The Power of Ho Ho Ho Science: The Science of Stripping

    Our post-grad bad girls slip on their lab coats – you should see them in lab coats – and apply their Bunsen burner to strong men’s dreams. This week they apply the Myers Briggs test to explain stripper archetypes. Understand uber stripper Chelsea the Commander who will intimidate you into spending whether you want to or not. Quail at Vivienne the Debater who’ll talk you out of your rent money, your kid’s college fund and the next day you can’t remember why. Or Kelise the NLP Jedi (NAME SPELLING)?? who can rinse you using all of the above and having you coming back tomorrow to do it all over again. Is it ho science, bro science, pseudo-science or no science? Honestly, you’re so clever, maybe you should explain it to us. And we love your shirt. Come over to the VIP. And bring your wallet. 
     
    (Heaven is a Mediator and Buffy is a Campaigner if you must know.)
     
    This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

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    Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com

    Email us your questions & confessions! strippersintheattic@gmail.com

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    • 39 min
    How to upgrade your VIP: The Science of Stripping

    How to upgrade your VIP: The Science of Stripping

    More ho science from SITA Labs, with tips and tricks on working the private dance. Our girls love the stage but the VIP’s where they make their money, although Buffy’s metaverse earnings multiplier is not advised unless you’re true ninja level. We learn the value of insinuation, camera pantomime, the Heaven theory of time, the ‘how to re-up’ controversy and breaking into the low spending wallet. Plus – civilians! Make your bedroom into a VIP. Remember the BDP: bantz, dance, pants and always take cash in advance. Trigger warning – although if you’ve made it this far, we figure you’re unshockable – there’s a discussion of abortion that would make a Texas judge weep. Buffy says hi, Justice Nathan L. Hecht…
    This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

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    Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com

    Email us your questions & confessions! strippersintheattic@gmail.com

    Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

    • 41 min
    Vamping in the VIP: The Science of Stripping Season

    Vamping in the VIP: The Science of Stripping Season

    What goes in the VIP stays in the VIP. Until now. Buffy and Heaven invite you to spend 45 mins in the holy of holies with them and, just this once, you don’t have to pay up front. They explain how to shake your money maker and ensure you make your money, from knowing your booth – Buffy chooses hers based on the right lighting; Heaven just likes the naughty corner – to covering up alarming body noises to keep the sensual vibe. If you ever wanted to learn the tease in strip tease this is place. Plus the art of butt bumping, the skill of time keeping and the mystery of the golden move. Word of warning: you will never look at a pint of Guinness in the same way again. 
    This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

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    Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com

    Email us your questions & confessions! strippersintheattic@gmail.com

    Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

    • 44 min
    Mindgames and money: The Science of Stripping Season

    Mindgames and money: The Science of Stripping Season

    Buffy and Heaven, everyone’s favourite dancing duo, explore the psychological manipulation that strippers deploy – sometimes accidentally – to part gentleman from their cash. It has very little to do with how you look and everything to do with what you say. Frankly it’s a superpower. They discuss the nuance of NLP, the cunning of coding and the art of anchoring as well as hairplay, dumbplay, wizardplay and sugarbabyplay all in the interests of helping wallets empty. There are also some truly shocking accents.
    This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.

    Follow us! Instagram & Twitter

    Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com

    Email us your questions & confessions! strippersintheattic@gmail.com

    Socials managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

    • 40 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
37 Ratings

37 Ratings

Jennifer Justified ,

Fascinating

Loves it

notliketheotherboys ,

NLP! NLP! Take my money!

I adore this show! I listen to it while my partner is away dancing and it’s like I’m doing research for her. And when I go visit the club I can appreciate how good she and the other dancers are at paying me the attention I so desperately want :). Please write a book?

Fan-Ted ,

Greatly entertaining

I love listening to the adventures of Buffy and Heaven. The show is both interesting and educational. One of my favorite podcasts.

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