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Swipe Right on Molly & Thomas Swipe Right Podcast
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3.9 • 34 Ratings
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Swipe Right on Molly & Thomas is a new podcast that explores the depths & breadths of online dating! Each week, your brave hosts, Molly Turner (@themollyturner) & Thomas Teague (@thomas_teague), join a different dating site or app and review it in depth for you. Molly is a newbie. Thomas is a veteran. Both have a lot to learn. From Farmer's Only to Tinder to Christian Mingle, Molly & Thomas will join any app in efforts to fulfill their mission to deep creep for America. Don't miss an episode--subscribe now! Previously featured as New and Noteworthy in the iTunes Store!
Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/swiperightcast for exclusive rewards and bonus content. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes or your streaming app of choice. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook @swiperightcast or reach us by email at swiperightcast@gmail.com.
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Swipe Right on Elite Singles
This week, Molly and Thomas sip their tea with the fellow elites of Elite Single. Just kidding. Imagine a dating website based on ruthless, humorless German efficiency with a hidden personality test. WELCOME TO ELITE SINGLES!
As a result of this dating site, Thomas decides that Angela Merkel is creepy and makes up random true facts about her while Molly shakes her head. Molly reveals how she used to look for dirty words in the dictionary, again because Elite Singles is as sexy as the dictionary. The whole point of this app is to take your money and turn it into Mercedes automobiles.
Does anyone know where Molly can get pepper spray?
Also, we're working to unmask the corporate evil league of cock blocks.
*****SEA CAPTAIN DATE UPDATES****
Make sure to look at our Patreon where you can get exclusive rewards for supporting our podcast: patreon.com/swiperightcast. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes or your streaming app of choice. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter & Instagram @swiperightcast or reach us by email at swiperightcast@gmail. Previously featured as a New & Noteworthy podcast in iTunes.
A huge thanks to Sydney Jennings Rappe & Michael Rappe for our kickass new theme music. Other music from this episode is from Podington Bear used under creative commons. -
Swipe Right on Kiss Kiss Bangs Bangs
What started out as a simple review of novelty niche dating site Sea Captain Date took a dark and twisted turn as we uncovered the true nature behind its founder, Hoyt Bangs--turns out he's a total hack. Thomas gets major phone anxiety, Molly calls in the lawyers, and we all laugh at the three part web series Paranormal Poops, which is tangentially connected to the dating site Sea Captain Date.
Is Hoyt Bangs a con artist in an Enron-like fantasy land full of shell companies? Is he a YouTube comedian pulling the ultimate stunt? Find out as Molly and Thomas go balls to the wall on this sucky twerp.
Make sure to look at our Patreon where you can get exclusive rewards for supporting our podcast: patreon.com/swiperightcast. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes or your streaming app of choice. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter & Instagram @swiperightcast or reach us by email at swiperightcast@gmail. Previously featured as a New & Noteworthy podcast in iTunes.
A huge thanks to Sydney Jennings Rappe & Michael Rappe for our kickass new theme music. Other music from this episode is from Podington Bear used under creative commons.
Customer Reviews
Nice surprise
I actually found this podcast while doing a search of available names for my own pod (which I won't promote here because that's weird and I'm not a monster). After stumbling across Swipe Right w. Molly & Thomas I listened to a couple of episodes to see if the subject matter would be similar... Not only do Molly and Thomas take an original view to online dating but I was also instantly hooked. I ended up spending the weekend binging the podcast and can't wait to see what they review next and how the show evolves. Great job!
Total Hacks
More like swipe left. These two clowns have potential but sadly they're doing it all wrong. Very little experience and almost no knowledge about literally anything. Falls short of anything funny...NOT funny at all. Easily the worst podcast I've ever heard. This has to be a joke.
Swipe left.
This podcast has potential to be funny and relatable. Unfortunately, Molly and Thomas fall short.