Taurus – Stoner Astrological Horoscope Jay Fratt

Stoner Taurus, we all thought 2020 was dramatic, 2021 said, “Hold my bong!”  This December will finish the year off with a bang.  But more personally for you, the final month of the year will bring great conclusions and great ambitions. Great Conclusions:  Stoner Taurus be ready early in the month for an important task … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Taurus, preparations must be made to traverse through the month of November with success and progress at heart.  There will be a confluence of events this month.  Mars, Mercury, and the Sun will all be within the sign.  It even has a funky name:  Satellitium. The triumvirate of celestial bodies will place a strong … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Taurus very few members of the stoner Zodiac enjoy some “me time” more than you.  Celestial influence in the second Fall month brings support for internal contemplation.  But instead of vanity, the cosmic winds will bring a more progressive and constructive internal attention. October presents an opportunity to recognize your stellar stoner traits, and … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope October →

Stoner Taurus, if this September was taking place in the latest Fall rom-rom:  Everyone would be roasting bowls.  Ready with witty one-liners and snarky comebacks.  Passing the joint while laughing at each other’s five-year-old.  Espousing inside stoner jokes that have been told a hundred times before, but that everyone still thinks are hilarious. The smoke … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope September →

Stoner Taurus August will be an emotional period.  All of the human condition will be felt on the terrestrial journey through the final Summer month. In the first two weeks of August, lean heavy on the sacred connection provided by cannabis.  Universal influence will support digging deep into the roots of your familial bonds.  Toke … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope August →

Stoner Taurus, you pride yourself in your housekeeping, your personal wellbeing, and the wellbeing of others.  Your door, and stash jars, are always open to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  Whether they are seeking to take rest before embarking on their next cosmic journey, or they are there to spend time chopping it up with … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope July →