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TEASER Bonus 220 - DaFeetist.com
Chris, Todd, and John talk profitable domain names, marching in the streets for taylor swift, the A24 Civil War "movie", rules lawyering your way into free money, sleeping outside, and whether or not you need to capture the snake that bit you and bring it to the ER.To hear the full ep and more subscribe to the patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce ya dingus
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#237 - Dept of Tunnels and Urban Development
John and Chris discuss IRAN, Grimes fucking up the play button, how to make homes for under fifty grand [THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU], Axe Body Spray and its applications in animal husbandry, CostCo's Gold Hoard™, and so much more
outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8EmPY2N3Yc
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TEASER Bonus 219 - Engagement-Core
John and Chris ask the question: What Does It Mean To Get A Click Online? #4 Will SHOCK You!'`~To Hear The Full Ep And More, Subscribe At patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce
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#236 - Hat Man Funny Moments
The whole gang discusses the hat man, rich people on drugs, the bridge collapse, war with iran, havana syndrome's weird cousin, and much moreoutro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twap523kBIQ
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TEASER Bonus 218 - We're CostCo Guys
Todd and John discuss outrage marketing, who owns each state, michael rapaport the paid shill, javier milei's twitter likes, and how to play darts on acid.
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#235 - Salsa Espinaler
Chris and John discuss the TikTok ban, fish sauces, China's housing market, rats eating the cops weed, staying overnight in a Target, and the supposed border crisis.
outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JlSBqWdl2A
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Reefer Madness
They say that the weed grown in the USSR under Stalin was some of the most potent ever known to man. Under the guidance of Trofim Lysenko, Stalin assembled a crack team of growers whose marijuana was known for its intense body high and clarifying mental effects. In his personal diaries, Nikolai Bukharin writes, "Joseph [Stalin] came to me one night as I was struggling to finish the final edit of an issue of Pravda. He handed me an ounce of marijuana that reeked of skunk. The smell alone was enough to make me tremble. 'This is a gift from Lysenko’ he said, and left almost immediately. I smoked that weed and I was never the same.”
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Horrible ableism on twitter
this person Rynn went on an ableist rant against people with social anxiety disorder and introverts and how they need to be ‘cured,' i assume they're not any sort of medical expert and just a person who hates people with social anxiety disorder and introverts and how they need to be completely eliminated from society