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00:00:00 Introduction02:19:20 Tim Henson is Too Hot For Youtube (Banned Again)08:54:22 The Inbred Family Is Back! Are They Scamming?20:43:09 Trump Is Selling Bigly Bibles!25:48:21 Tips From An Alpha Douche Dating Coach32:15:11 Get Exclusive Episodes Of DV33:52:12 Between A Tampon And A Hard Place42:18:21 Man Finds Human Legs, Promptly Eats It44:45:24 One School Has Locked Up Their Toilets48:23:13 Youtube Video Ban Update!49:03:23Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending





















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AI Transcript:







Day of Freaks, it’s Thursday, March 28th, 2024.







Coming up on the program today, Donald Trump is selling as seen on TV Bibles or something.







Plus, scraping the walls of a woman’s cervix will drive her wild.







And how the conflict in the Middle East has led to the ultimate tragedy.







One woman in Tennessee couldn’t change her tampon.







I met him in person, and I looked in his eyes.







You need to look in these men’s eyes, ladies, to see who and what you damn see, because you might see some shit you don’t want to f**k with.







Or you might see some shit that you know, when they put their dick in your pussy, this shit is going to be…







It’s going to be a flat line.







The dick might be good, but…







It’s going to be a flat line in my mind.







Fly, you can’t give me no head if you can’t bust this with money.







You can’t acknowledge this here.







He sent me a picture of his dick.







I don’t know why these young men, these young boys like to send me dick pics, but he sent me a picture of his dick.







It was nice and fat and long and wet because he had jacked it all, so it would come, coming out his dick.







I looked at the picture.







I said, you got a nice dick.







You got a pretty dick.







You should be happy.







But I don’t walk in my nut because it did not excite me.







He’s like, what you talking about?







You don’t want none of this.







I know how to f**k real good, I said.







You ignorant, you retarded, and you slow.







With a big, hard, hot, wet dick that’s ready to go, you is slow.