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Tommy is joined in studio by Justin Gilbert and Barry Murphy, two Chicago sports fans who often show up and - just like Tommy - give terrible gambling advice. That's why we waited until 18 games had been played in this year's MLB season before we decided to tell you how to bet. Just like Brian Portz's mom, this was just much easier...

The Sports Gambling Podcast's Colby Dant stops by to breakdown the greatest sporting event on the planet. It's The Daily Upper Decker's 2019 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament preview show. We're betting against teams who were dumb enough to get caught on tape setting up payments from shoe companies to children. We're also jonesing to see what games FSU's Leonard Hamilton decides to fix this year. It's going to be another amazing tourney, and hopefully, one where you can line your pockets with cash thanks to Colby's expertise. Good luck, degenerates!

The Sports Gambling Podcast's college sports guru Colby Dant (@thecolbyd on Twitter) stops by to help make your bookie your bitch this weekend. He and host Tommy Gimler also talk about two different 57-year-old sports fans who got arrested "supporting" their beloved teams. Plus, is it ok to jerk off at a North Las Vegas bar at 9:15 a.m.? Find out by listening to The Daily Upper Decker's latest podcast.

Rundown for the show: Tommy is joined in studio by gambling guru Barry Murphy, The Fabulous T Sean and Justin Gilbert, and the boys preview the most fixed professional sports league in the country. That's right, kids. The NBA season is starting earlier this year so the Warriors stars can have more off nights during the regular season before they win another championship. We predict who will win the NBA's most important awards such as the "Jayson Williams Award," which of course is handed out to the current NBA player who's most likely to murder a limo driver with a shotgun. Plus, even when NBA games are fixed it means that one side is still a winner. That's why each gentleman gives you their best five over/under selection in terms of regular season win totals.

The Sports Gambling Podcast's Colby Dant is in studio with Tommy Gimler, because if there's one thing we've learned about football in 2018, it's that if you're not gambling on it or playing some kind of fantasy game, then football is simply unwatchable. To be a tad more specific, the game has been transformed to cater to loads and game fixers. Plus, the guys chat about water "quality" in LA and walking through human shit in San Francisco. A complete podcast this time around.

The Cleveland Browns are no longer the laughing stock of the NFL after winning their first game in 635 days. That honor now belongs to the Buffalo Bills, who are so bad that players are quitting at halftime. TMZ's Gary Dudak stops by to chat that story up as well as a few other NFL and MLB hot takes. Plus, Tommy Gimler goes into detail about his wife birthing a nine-pound, four-ounce daughter. You'll want to finish your dinner before listening to this one.