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The Ethan, Lou & Large Dave Show is the No. 1 morning show in the Greater Danbury market, airing every weekday from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on the legendary Home of Rock & Roll, i95 WRKI-FM. Ethan Carey and Lou Milano are live and local, bringing comedy and insight to each day's most relevant stories from Connecticut and bordering New York.

Episodes

  1. 16H AGO

    Tuesday, May 12 - Anthony Cipriani

    The boys break down the growing trend of “Jimmy Buffett Maxxing,” which is basically people deciding they want to live their lives like they permanently own a beach house in Key West—even if they actually live in Connecticut and their closest body of water is a questionable-looking pond behind a CVS. We also talk about the possible comeback of Sizzler and why anyone who remembers the old Sizzler in Brookfield might want to pay attention. Apparently, there could actually be some hopeful news on the horizon for fans of old-school steakhouse nostalgia. A new survey claims most Americans believe they’re cooler now than they were in high school, which honestly shouldn’t surprise anyone. As Lou points out, “Of course kids are morons.” Most of us spent high school wearing embarrassing clothes, making terrible decisions, and thinking Mountain Dew counted as hydration. Meanwhile, Wade Nixon from the YouTube series Garbage Time decided replacing his car’s motor oil with cheese sounded like a reasonable experiment. Shockingly, mechanics everywhere are not recommending this approach. In the world of futuristic technology, new A.I.-powered robotic shoes are now being designed to help people walk faster, which feels like the first step toward humans becoming WALL-E characters who refuse to move unless technology does the work for them. The boys also explain the internet term “Boomer Bad News Drop,” which refers to older relatives casually delivering horrifying news with absolutely zero emotional buildup. We then investigate whether Ethan is secretly guilty of doing the exact same thing. And finally, TikTok continues being the internet’s most chaotic place after a woman went viral for cutting open an onion she bought at Walmart and discovering something inside that absolutely nobody would ever want to find in produce.

    1h 7m

  2. 1D AGO

    Monday, May 11 - Activities

    Apparently, even the CEO of Uber can’t maintain a perfect 5-star passenger rating, which honestly should make the rest of us feel a little better the next time a driver gives us four stars because we dared to exist quietly in the back seat. Meanwhile, Britney Spears has reportedly added a Burmese python to her collection of pets, because at this point Britney’s life feels like somebody randomly selecting storylines from a bingo wheel. In one of the more horrifying stories of the week, a hospital was forced to temporarily pause surgeries after dealing with an ant infestation. And if there’s ever a sentence you don’t want to hear right before going under anesthesia, it’s probably, “Sorry, we’re having a bug issue.” The infamous guy accused of pooping diamonds is apparently planning to represent himself in court, which feels incredibly on-brand for a story that already sounds completely made up. Speaking of painful situations, Kevin Bacon reportedly got attacked by bees, proving nature does not care how famous you are. Elsewhere, a man admitted he decided to eat at a Vietnamese restaurant specifically because the name sounded so awful he became curious. Honestly, that’s either a terrible strategy or the greatest accidental marketing campaign of all time. The boys also break down some of the funniest moments from the recent Kevin Hart Roast, while another growing trend has people on edge after thieves have reportedly started drilling into vehicle gas tanks to steal fuel directly out of parked cars. And finally, today happens to be National The Twilight Zone Day, which honestly feels appropriate considering every headline lately already sounds like it came from another dimension.

    55 min

  3. 4D AGO

    Friday, May 8 - And We're Back!

    A Waterbury woman is facing punishment after being accused of defrauding Connecticut’s Medicaid program, adding to the growing list of healthcare fraud cases popping up around the state. Over in Mahopac, New York, housing listings are starting to increase as property values continue climbing and sellers adjust to the changing market. Meanwhile, in Ridgefield, two historic homes just hit the market with a combined asking price of around $8 million, because apparently some people’s idea of “house hunting” is slightly different from the rest of ours. In the local sports world, a Danbury pitcher is getting a lot of attention after a summer spent training in Panama reportedly helped transform him into one of the top baseball players in Connecticut. The boys also dive into how Connecticut malls are desperately reinventing themselves to survive, turning into everything from entertainment centers to apartment complexes because the old “food court and a Macy’s” formula just isn’t cutting it anymore. The internet, of course, remains completely normal and rational. A woman recently went viral after posting a passionate rant about hantavirus victims and cruise ship quarantines, basically speaking for every person who hears the word “virus” now and immediately assumes society is about to shut down again. In celebrity news, actress Jaime Pressly is reportedly joining OnlyFans, which once again raises the question: is there anyone left in Hollywood who isn’t starting an account? Meanwhile, there’s another bizarre police story coming out of South Africa that proves reality somehow keeps getting stranger than fiction. And to balance out all the chaos, the boys wrap things up by debating the greatest TV moms of all time—a conversation guaranteed to start arguments in every household listening.

    48 min

  4. 5D AGO

    Thursday, May 7 - Ethan & Lou

    Connecticut just landed on a new list naming the best states in America for working moms, which honestly makes sense considering how expensive it is to live here. If both parents aren’t working, you’re basically one grocery trip away from financial ruin. Meanwhile, down in Texas, a full-blown Karen moment went viral after a woman got furious over a loud Corvette, kicked the car, and then confidently started shouting completely inaccurate “facts” about the law like she had just graduated from Facebook University with honors. The internet is also locked into another relationship debate, this time over whether men playing video games is a major turnoff or just a harmless way to relax. As expected, everyone online is acting completely reasonable and calm about it. The boys also stumbled across some absolutely ridiculous slang from the 1950s, proving every generation thinks they invented cool phrases while sounding completely insane to future generations. In one of the craziest stories of the week, a man in Arizona is suing a body donation company after claiming his mother’s donated remains were allegedly used in a military-style bomb test without the family’s knowledge. That story somehow gets more disturbing every time you read another sentence. On the lighter side of weird internet news, Kesha revealed she apparently finds men with one eye attractive, which is great news for pirates, Bond villains, and anybody who’s ever lost a fight with a lawnmower. Speaking of unhinged behavior, a Delta passenger recently went viral after allegedly hijacking the gate microphone at an airport and making announcements while demanding customer service assistance like he had suddenly become the assistant regional manager of Delta Airlines. And because Florida remains undefeated in producing bizarre headlines, police there reportedly discovered a beer can inside a woman’s Happy Meal during a traffic stop. Only in America can fast food somehow become evidence.

    50 min

  5. 6D AGO

    Wednesday, May 6 – No, I’m Your Father

    New Milford is getting a brand-new coffee spot, adding to the town’s growing list of places to grab a caffeine fix. There’s also some big lobster-related news making waves across Connecticut, while over in Danbury, officials have officially approved a new ShopRite location—something locals have been buzzing about for a while. If you’ve been shopping at Lowe’s or Home Depot recently, you might have noticed new cameras scanning license plates in the parking lots, raising a few eyebrows and questions. On the health front, Connecticut dietitians are breaking down the foods you should be adding to your plate if you want to live longer, because apparently just “trying your best” isn’t cutting it anymore. In entertainment, the trailer for The Odyssey just dropped, and people online are already complaining about actors using American accents. Meanwhile, Disney is reportedly shifting its focus away from another Star Wars trilogy and back toward storylines centered around original characters like Luke Skywalker. And then there’s the internet being the internet. You can now build an A.I. version of your ex (because that sounds like a great idea for everyone involved), people are passionately debating whether a girlfriend should give up the front seat for a man’s mother, and a cruise ship made headlines after nearly half the passengers were reportedly infected with a terrifying hantavirus. On a lighter note, Americans are being told their big, friendly smiles are actually creeping people out overseas, and one woman on TikTok has gone viral for claiming we’ve all been making macaroni and cheese the wrong way this entire time.

    48 min

  6. MAY 5

    Tuesday, May 5 - Gringo De Mayo

    A United Airlines plane reportedly clipped a light pole while operating on the New Jersey Turnpike, raising some fresh questions about how that even happens in the first place. Thankfully, there were no major details released about injuries, but it’s another one of those stories that makes you do a double take. Meanwhile in the corporate world, the situation involving a JPMorgan executive accused of turning a subordinate into a so-called “sex slave” has taken a turn. According to updated claims, the narrative may not be as straightforward as initially reported, with suggestions that the subordinate involved may not be telling the full story. On the lighter—and far more chaotic—side of the internet, women are going viral sharing the exact moment they realized the person they were dating wasn’t exactly operating on all cylinders. The stories range from mildly confusing to full-on “how did this person survive adulthood?” territory. In wellness news that may or may not change your life, there’s a new wave of chatter about tennis balls being used as a simple remedy for back pain. The idea is gaining traction online, and people are apparently rolling with it—literally. On the global stage, Shakira reportedly drew an enormous crowd in Brazil, with estimates suggesting a performance audience of around two million people, proving once again she operates on a completely different level when it comes to live shows. In contrast, the The Pussycat Dolls quietly cancelled their North American tour, and the internet’s reaction can best be described as minimal at best. Over in Seattle, an artist decided to hold a full-on funeral for a closed Taco Bell location, because apparently even fast food closures now come with emotional ceremonies. It’s also National Hoagie Day, which is as good an excuse as any to justify your lunch decisions. And in the “what did I just read” category, Goldie Hawn reportedly once said she believed she had a surreal encounter involving an alien, adding another layer to her already fascinating public persona. All in all, it’s been one of those news cycles where nothing makes total sense—but everything is worth talking about.

    43 min

  7. MAY 4

    Monday, May 5 – Abbreviated Face Syndrome

    Legendary Jon Sterling has passed away, marking the end of an era for New York Yankees fans who grew up with his voice on the call. In a wild business story, Spirit Airlines reportedly shut down operations over the weekend—but the internet did what the internet does, and one guy actually tried to crowdsource money to buy the airline, raising more than $20 million in the process. A mom on social media is also going viral for her parenting take, saying she doesn’t expect her kids to share their toys with strangers out in public. As you can imagine, that sparked a pretty heated debate online. Meanwhile, a Chick-fil-A employee is allegedly at the center of an $80,000 mac and cheese scheme, which might be the most bizarre fraud story you’ll hear all week. There was also a historic moment at the Kentucky Derby, adding another chapter to one of the biggest traditions in sports. And in entertainment news, the trailer for a new Martin Short documentary just dropped, which led Lou to admit he’s a big fan—just as long as Steve Martin isn’t involved.

    56 min

  8. MAY 1

    Friday, May 1 - Live, Laugh, Lisa - Lisa Lampanelli Live in Studio

    Former comedian turned life coach Lisa Lampanelli stopped by the studio to hang out with the guys, taking calls and tackling real-life questions from listeners. She dished out plenty of honest, no-nonsense advice while keeping things hilarious the entire time. It turned into one of those mornings where you actually learn something but also can’t stop laughing.

    1h 27m

  9. APR 30

    Thursday, Apr 30 - Welcome to the Meat Farm

    A Connecticut man is allegedly running an illegal massage parlor out of his own home, and police are now involved. Spring turkey hunting season officially kicks off Wednesday here in the Nutmeg State, so if you’re heading into the woods, be ready. In Ridgefield, a garbage truck hit a power line, sparking a fire and knocking out electricity for about 2,000 customers. On the entertainment side, the longest-running scripted TV show of all time is somehow still going strong. Overseas, a tourist in Egypt was reportedly killed after a cobra bite during a live show gone wrong. Meanwhile, the internet continues to do what it does best—there’s now a bizarre “fart salad” trend making the rounds online. Down in Florida, a woman is in serious trouble after allegedly smearing feces around her neighborhood. Back online, people are passionately debating the “correct” way to stand in the shower, because apparently that’s where we are now as a society. Florida is also getting creative in dealing with its python problem, outfitting possums with GPS trackers to help locate the invasive snakes. And if that wasn’t enough internet chaos, there’s a viral claim floating around that two great white sharks are somehow heading toward the Great Lakes. Yeah… we’ll see about that.

    57 min

  10. APR 29

    Wednesday, Apr 29 - Dog Men

    A Survivor casting call is coming to Mohegan Sun, giving Connecticut fans a real shot at getting on one of TV’s biggest reality shows. Ethan breaks down the Blade Blood Raid and explains how you can take part right here in the Nutmeg State. Connecticut has already pulled in millions of dollars through the state’s new speed camera program, and more towns are joining in. A man in Hamden was arrested after allegedly impersonating a FedEx driver while reportedly selling counterfeit merchandise. A guy turned a text message from his pregnant wife into a pop-punk anthem, and somehow it absolutely rips. The Scientology Center in Los Angeles reportedly removed the building’s door handles to combat the latest viral “speed run” social media challenge. People online are sharing hilarious confessions about things they embarrassingly learned way too late in life. A Massachusetts woman was arrested after allegedly weaponizing a beehive during a dispute. And 52-year-old American Pie actress Shannon Elizabeth says she made more than $1 million during her first week on OnlyFans.

    1h 1m
  • 10 Episodes

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The Ethan, Lou & Large Dave Show is the No. 1 morning show in the Greater Danbury market, airing every weekday from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on the legendary Home of Rock & Roll, i95 WRKI-FM. Ethan Carey and Lou Milano are live and local, bringing comedy and insight to each day's most relevant stories from Connecticut and bordering New York.

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