The Hake Report James Anton Hake

"Wealth Gap": their own fault! Callers on "snakes," WWII lore, Bible's "Sons of God" interpretations. Supers: Weinstein vs OJ court cases? 
The Hake Report, Friday, April 26, 2024 AD 
TIME STAMPS 
* (0:00:00) Start 
* (0:03:34) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe Hake tee (again) 
* (0:08:33) Communist "Wealth Gap" propaganda (
* (0:25:31) Hake on "Wealth Gap" mess (Anecdotes, "rich," JLP books) 
* (0:33:10) JOE, AZ: The Fed, Bigg Bump 
* (0:36:28) JOE: Snake, Himmler 
* (0:37:21) JOE: Trump AZ "fake elector" indictments 
* (0:42:54) JOE: Bigg Bump, don't wanna talk to Mark 
* (0:43:34) MARK, CA: Joe snake, "fake electors," confusion 
* (0:50:06) MARK: black gal in whiteface, 2x standard, Reparations 
* (0:54:06) DEBORAH, CA: Himmler, H-man Rothschild, Nephilim, Bible (bad phone) 
* (1:04:28) Andy Lau - 真我的风采 (Zhen Wo De Feng Cai, "Really My Style," 1992) 
* (1:09:46) Coffees: S/O Greggatron from Bibby the mod! 
* (1:10:45) Coffee: Snake Pit T-shirt design? (Carver!) 
* (1:11:52) Coffee: Hake's free time (Beach. Horseback? Places with a vibe.) 
* (1:14:31) Coffee: OJ vs Weinstein, blacks' vs men's "injustice" 
* (1:26:32) I didn't get to Lin Yen Chin's supers! 
* (1:26:40) JAIME, MN: Sons of God, 
* (1:31:12) JAIME: Parable of wheat and tares 
* (1:35:06) JAIME: Judge Joe Brown thinks OJ's innocent 
* (1:39:45) MAZE, OH: Cosby, Tyson; Rob God w/ lies 
* (1:46:40) MARCUS, Finland: Hake means woodchips in Finnish, mulch? 
* (1:48:56) DAVID, FL: "Sons of God" are Angels?! Nephilim 
* (1:55:46) Furthermore - "Another Dimension" (2000, Fluorescent Jellyfish) 
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Evil MeToo failed! Liberal FBI pushing fear! Callers: Health, nose-breathing, meat diet. Is Trump fake? Weed culture. Fed is anti-Trump! 
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 25, 2024 AD 
TIME STAMPS 
* (0:00:00) Topics: Harvey Weinstein, FBI, Fed, 
* (0:03:34) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe Hake tee 
* (0:06:28) Harvey Weinstein conviction overturned! 
* (0:15:07) Rumble Rants: Aborsh yesterday, Christians off-track on rules 
* (0:22:41) Super: Greggatron s/o Bibby! (Rotating mods? Ego in modship?) 
* (0:24:53) Lin Yen Chin supers: Mouth-breathers 
* (0:29:31) FBI push fear and hate crimes 
* (0:41:15) FBI's Chris Wray on alert for Passover 
* (0:43:47) ALEX, CA: fit, breathing, dog training 
* (0:47:35) ALEX: Bottled water taste: Potassium sulfates? 
* (0:50:40) ROBERT, KS (FEV) very concerned Trump's part of the show 
* (0:59:56) Sad, depressed Hake defend Trump and vaxx 
* (1:01:58) Knights of the New Crusade - "Secret Sign" (2004, My God Is Alive! Sorry about yours!...) 
* (1:06:44) Rumble Rant: Protests, BLM vs Palestine? 
* (1:09:27) Rants: Harvey Weinstein, eclectic music, amazing 
* (1:10:36) NATHAN, IL: Hollow Earth? FE/BE, caught up in news 
* (1:16:24) NATHAN: Guy set himself on-fire; Gandhi 
* (1:19:44) NATHAN: NFTs that put you on an FBI list 
* (1:21:40) NATHAN: Polygamy call, gf, ex-weed smoker 
* (1:25:33) NATHAN: Country music song sounds like rap lyrics 
* (1:27:46) CJ, TX: Carnivore, high fat; Milk casomorphine; Lard 
* (1:33:17) CJ: Pesticides; Bruce Ames plant toxins; Raw? 
* (1:40:05) Fed is anti-Trump, anti-racist 
* (1:47:40) DANIEL, TX: Civil War, Compel the Union 
* (1:51:52) Tora! Tora! Torrance! - "Shot Down in America" (2001, Get Into It) 
CLIP: Based! Harvey Weinstein conviction overturned! 💪 🚫 #MeToo (9-min)  YouTube  |  Rumble 
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Foreign aid RINOs! Aborsh in "medical emergencies"? Callers weigh in on liberal, lame hospitals! Downfall of America! 
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 24, 2024 AD 
TIME STAMPS 
* (0:00:00) Topics: Foreign Aid, Aborsh propaganda 
* (0:02:49) Hey, guys! 
* (0:03:58) Foreign aid bill, possible TikTok ban
* (0:14:45) LAWRENCE, ID: Veterans, Obama VA, Foreign Aid 
* (0:19:49) LAWRENCE: Vet, "fighting for freedom," judging bums 
* (0:28:03) LAWRENCE: Trump, Our Greatest President, Prayer Room 
* (0:30:06) Aborsh in Supreme Court, obstinate lib doctors 
* (0:36:51) Hassan imposes on businesses with his dog (ESAs) 
* (0:37:19) ROBERT, KS (not FEV) socials, phones, wives, families
* (0:42:34) ROBERT: China laborers, no rights, USA fell from grace 
* (0:45:45) ROBERT: Trump's achievements/failures, civil war? Morality 
* (0:50:22) ROBERT: Off the grid, end of world 
* (0:53:18) ALEX, CA: Chemtrails silver iodide 
* (0:57:17) Starflyer 59 - "West Coast Friendship" (2002, Can't Stop Eating EP) 
* (1:01:49) IG: ESAs, Nick, Joel 
* (1:03:18) Coffee: Shutting down nuclear power
* (1:07:22) Coffee: Make an example? Hate crimes? 
* (1:15:15) Coffees: Bored with walking route? 
* (1:16:22) AMAN, India: Taking God's name in vain, Women: Oh, God 
* (1:20:40) FLOR, Guatemala: Aborsh, medical oppression 
* (1:30:56) FLOR: (DoE Dept of Energy) Hospitals liberal 
* (1:33:50) SARAH, FL: Miscarriage, Drs, D&E, Hospitals, Insurance mess 
* (1:43:51) JEFF, LA: Doctors delivery business, emergency rooms, Medicaid 
* (1:46:55) JEFF: Immigration, death penalty not enforced 
* (1:48:06) Wolf Eyes - Dead Hills 2 (2002, Dead Hills, different from what's online / Dead Hill 2) 
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Calls: Brainwashed young'uns! Hater callers! Simone Biles' husband vs fans! Angry phone calls! Socialist Obamacare debate! Cortisol addiction! 
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 23, 2024 AD 
TIME STAMPS 
* (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Gaza drama, Simone Biles, Coffees 
* (0:01:32) Hey, guys! Better…Not Bitter (BOND tee) 
* (0:03:17) STEVE, NY: Anti-racist kids Church, cringy, hallucination, grandparents, beer 
* (0:07:28) STEVE: Teaching about racism, a setup 
* (0:10:45) STEVE: Cringe, zoomer lingo, 61yo, younger generation 
* (0:12:22) NEAL, TX: Didn't cry, mother died 
* (0:16:00) Palestine drama in colleges (Occupy) 
* (0:22:47) GREGGATRON, Midwest: FE/RE pastor: Bible denier 
* (0:25:31) GREGGATRON: William, Joe, getting along 
* (0:26:28) GREGGATRON: Nitpicking calls, hate, addicted to Hake 
* (0:29:49) GREGGATRON: Joe, Tony, Maze, own show, Mark 
* (0:31:34) Simone Biles, husband Jonathan Owens, fans mad 
* (0:39:20) Simone Biles: Mental Health, 
* (0:42:46) DAVID, FL: Joe, Mark, complainers 
* (0:45:18) DAVID: Bounty hunters at Nissan (2017) 
* (0:46:57) DAVID: Ever been in a fight? 
* (0:50:56) DAVID: Protester college kids 
* (0:52:02) DAVID: Called Ilhan Omar office: Wicked and evil 
* (0:53:17) DAVID: Climate, BLM protests; Israel, Iran, Trump 
* (0:56:54) DAVID: Calling politicians, being mad 
* (0:58:17) Hake called politician offices, and Home Depot 
* (0:59:45) Steve Taylor - "Jesus Is for Losers" (1993, Squint) 
* (1:05:28) Coffees: Mark, why talk to Joe, white guilt (Anchor Baby!) 
* (1:07:37) Coffee: Terri apologies 
* (1:09:04) Coffee: Boring yesterday! You owe apologies! (Cameo) 
* (1:10:45) Coffee: Mocky mott! 
* (1:11:32) Rumble: Octopuses, not octopi 
* (1:12:26) DANIEL, TX: William, Joe, don't whip. Not my coffee 
* (1:14:03) DANIEL: Civil War killing power: riflery, hospitals 
* (1:21:33) JEFF, LA: Why you treat Mark differently from Joe? *click* 
* (1:23:59) JOE, AZ: Thx, pastor friend used Mark's calls 
* (1:26:31) JOE: Obama not socialist, he cut deficit; Obamacare
* (1:41:20) JAIME, MN: Evil Joe. Mark addicted to cortisol 
* (1:44:45) JAIME: Politicians want/need money, Ilhan Omar in MN 
* (1:44:38) Sorry, Lawrence in Idaho! Call me tomorrow! 
* (1:48:54) twothirtyeight - "This Town Will Eat You" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) 
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Callers: Joe and Mark the snakes! Unearned wisdom? Logos, Ethos, Pathos. Man set himself afire! Anger testimony! Trump not the guy? SATs "racist"! 
The Hake Report, Monday, April 22, 2024 AD 
TIME STAMPS
* (0:00:00) Hey, guys! (Rough start!) 
* (0:01:44) Better, not bitter BOND tee
* (0:02:25) JOE, AZ: JLP's not effective (Snake puppet from Carver) 
* (0:15:53) JOSH, GA: Intellectualizing info, Bible, unearned wisdom 
* (0:27:25) MARK, CA: Snake? Apologize to Alexis 
* (0:32:25) MARK: Race or money? 
* (0:38:06) MARK: Apologize, white guilt, snake, Joe 
* (0:42:15) JAIME, MN: Logos, Ethos, Pathos (Joe, Mark, callers) 
* (0:49:10) JAIME: White guy set himself on fire, Conspiracies 
* (0:53:18) JAIME: Wars last too long 
* (0:54:51) JAIME: Mark Driscol JLP interview 
* (0:55:50) LN - "Modern Day Hobo" (2004, Dirt Floor Hotel Part 1)
* (1:00:42) Rumble rants: Joe, Mark; Conservative; Don't apologize 
* (1:01:30) Supers: Lin Yen Chin: Emotions lead to thoughts 
* (1:03:40) Supers: Snake talking puppet; Forgiveness vs apology 
* (1:05:58) BitChute comments: Trump, Israel 
* (1:14:07) FLOR, Guatemala: Mondays, wannabe a housewife 
* (1:17:00) FLOR: (Snake puppet) Anger testimony, possession, JLP 
* (1:22:39) FLOR: Fake self, seeing clearly 
* (1:25:12) DANIEL, NY: Joe, "leadership," bitter 
* (1:29:32) DANIEL: was anti-Trump, indoctrinated, university 
* (1:31:56) MR PINK: Mark a snake too… Why hate mixing? 
* (1:35:40) MR PINK: Anxiety, fear, alpha/beta waves in brain 
* (1:37:00) MR PINK: Trump vs last five presidents 
* (1:40:49) DAVID, KS: Anger, HS best friend 
* (1:42:27) SATs and lowered standards 
* (1:48:39) Soul-Junk - "Innerspacemen" (2002, 1957) 
BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/22/the-hake-report-mon-4-22-24 
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Busy calls day: Pastors fighting, Anger advice, "Nice" couples (not!), Trump, Israel, Vets, Caller Wars: Hake has white guilt?! 
The Hake Report, Friday, April 19, 2024 AD 
CLIP: 'You have a mean streak!' Woman calls Hake a SNAKE! (14-min)  YouTube  |  Rumble 
Hake's T-shirt from BOND Teespring – rebuildingtheman.creator-spring.com 
TIME STAMPS 
* (0:00:00) Topics: Comments, Trump, Simone Biles' man
* (0:03:58) Hey, guys! Life without thinking (BOND tee) 
* (0:06:43) JAIME, MN: GW fasted. Stoic. Trump. Jesus. 
* (0:13:44) JAIME: Pastors fighting, both wrong 
* (0:17:34) SUSAN, CA: Anger? BQ: Criticism at work 
* (0:22:19) TERRI, OR: Nice couple 
* (0:27:56) TERRI: Simone Biles' husband doesn't like her. Body language 
* (0:32:52) JOE, AZ: Allen Weisselberg/Trump CFO 
* (0:37:10) JOE: Trump 
* (0:39:55) JOE: Hake and Himmler Show 
* (0:40:38) JOE: bee project profits for 3-hours of work: Mothers! 
* (0:43:39) MARK, CA: NPR CEO Katherine Maher, not Christian 
* (0:47:56) MARK: Ban Joe! White guilt! 
* (0:55:49) MARK: Maze! Aryan Brotherhood 
* (0:59:11) MARK: Would Joe ban you? Nuremberg trial, Eichmann 
* (1:01:21) Andy Lau - 木魚與金魚 (Mu Yu Yu Jin Yu, Wooden Fish and Goldfish) 
* (1:06:42) Coffee: twothirtyeight: "Modern-Day Prayer"; Been to a riot? Anchor Baby! 
* (1:08:10) Coffee: Brief background on Hake? 
* (1:09:40) Coffee: Maze, Joe, Mark, vitriol and anger, manly vs female evil 
* (1:13:29) Greggatron: brothas too friendly for you? You need help! 
* (1:18:34) Lin Yen Chin: Emotions, thoughts, JLP, inner stillness; MUFFLED Hake 
* (1:20:37) JIM, AR: Passover, Israel, US… 
* (1:26:15) JIM: Inflation 
* (1:27:58) JIM: Trump? Anti-Zionists, crowd followers 
* (1:34:58) ALEX, TN: Emotional people are hypocrites 
* (1:37:40) ALEXIS, CA: Maze, Mark, KY John, snake 
* (1:52:03) BRIAN, NC: "honorable" veterans, VA falsification 
* (1:54:52) BRIAN: William, Joe, phony phone call 
* (1:55:59) Furthermore - "Moment of Her Time" (1999, Fluorescent Jellyfish) 
BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/19/the-hake-report-fri-4-19-24 
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