The Hake Report

James Anton Hake
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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

  1. Is Trump controlled? | Fri 10-31-25

    1D AGO

    Is Trump controlled? | Fri 10-31-25

    Is Halloween Christian? Trump is compromised! Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! Busy calls… The Hake Report, Friday, October 31, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:04:33) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:46) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Halloween, pagan? (0:12:10) MICHAEL: Israel, Carlson-Nick interview, criticism (0:18:20) MICHAEL: Trump is compromised? (0:27:00) MICHAEL: Epstein… Israel… (0:35:00) MICHAEL: Never Trumpers bought Trump? Israel history (0:40:15) MICHAEL: JD Vance vs young people (0:43:28) 📞 JAIME, MN: Israel a vassal state? (0:50:15) JAIME: Trump, Israel, Palestine (0:51:10) JAIME: Alvin Bragg DA re-election? (0:53:49) 📞 🚫 CSAL, TX: Phone issues (0:55:31) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA, NOT putting Jesus down, Anthony! (0:59:52) W7: Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! We’re only assuming based on writings. (1:07:23) 📞 🚫 CSAL’s phone issues (1:09:48) 🎥 JD Vance on Israel, Trump, Charlie Kirk (1:21:35) 💰 Supers: YT (1:25:53) 💰 Coffees… Matthew 25 (1:30:39) 💰 More Coffee: JLP on Jamie Kennedy (1:33:52) 💰 Coffees from Cesar: Influence, Israel, Trump (1:37:00) 📞 ART, OH: Manipulation, Middle East, Ukraine, wars (1:41:05) ART: Food Stamps fearmongering, threatening theft (1:44:05) ART: Muhammad is NOT in Heaven! (1:44:42) 🗒️ Welfare fraud (1:47:10) 💰 Last Supers (1:48:19) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Halloween, Trick-or-Treating; Divorce, remarriage (1:54:10) 🙋‍♂️ End! 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/31/hake-fri-10-31-25 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/31/jlp-fri-10-31-25 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  2. Cluster B | Thu 10-30-25

    2D AGO

    Cluster B | Thu 10-30-25

    Love is letting go. Children of divorce. Is there one truth? Personality disorders. “Immigrant” welfare. Muhammad in Heaven? Jesus the Son? The Hake Report, Thursday, October 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:13) Disclaimer * (0:06:14) Hey, guys! * (0:07:42) Supers/Coffees: LYC, Alex: Love is letting go * (0:09:22) Mama spirit vs Father’s spirit * (0:13:19) Greggatron s/o Terri * (0:15:51) JOHN, MA, 1st: Plantation vs gangs today * (0:19:26) JOHN: KHJ, L.A., 60s-70s, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood … SCRATCHING * (0:25:15) JOHN: Idea about juxtaposition * (0:27:25) HADEN, TX: KY John * (0:29:07) HADEN: 2026 Midterms? * (0:34:14) HADEN: Believe there’s one truth? * (0:37:10) HADEN: John likes arguing… “debating” my opinion * (0:41:51) HADEN: Common sense, what you see, not skewed stats * (0:42:50) Super: Baldman54 on John from KY * (0:45:45) Supers… * (0:48:07) TONY, CA: Lies! Shutdown! Obamacare! Epstein! * (1:01:52) BRANDI, HI: LYC; Never food stamps; Mother-father * (1:07:32) BRANDI: Cluster B * (1:10:30) BRANDI: 59-percent of illegal households are * (1:19:09) Supers: When did you believe in Jesus, introducing prayer * (1:25:51) Jim in AK: Tony in CA on taking care of people * (1:27:54) Coffee: Cesar, not nosy on others’ pay * (1:31:15) American Anchor Baby: Not today, but Halloween * (1:33:39) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Jesus the Way. Dominion? Spirit of truth. Fear of the Lord. * (1:42:33) ANTHONY, SoCal: “Hamburger Hill” DAVID, FL last wk, other great calls. * (1:45:55) ANTHONY: W7 thinks Muhammad with Jesus in Heaven? “Putting Jesus down” * (1:52:39) ANTHONY: Muhammad is not in Heaven… * (1:53:32) STEVE’N, give tip to Derrick the producer! * (1:53:59) Outro: REMINDER: No Anchor Baby today! BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/30/hake-thu-10-30-25 PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/30/jlp-thu-10-30-25 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show These views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  3. A day of rest? | Wed 10-29-25

    3D AGO

    A day of rest? | Wed 10-29-25

    Zohran brainwashing our Podcast Bros! Sabbath: Be quiet. Favorite Jews and Muslims? Disease activism. Pardon Ghislaine? The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:02) Hey, guys! (0:06:37) Zohran Flagrant “killed it” (0:10:19) Housing a human right (0:11:55) Water and healthcare a human right (0:12:45) Food stamps. Beggars can’t be choosy (0:15:35) TERRI: Sabbath? (0:16:54) Sabbath (0:23:23) Zohran yapping Cuomo (0:27:15) Muslim mayors in Christian white countries (0:29:20) Somali American politicians (0:33:18) Gerrymandering propaganda debunked (0:40:34) Jesus, King David, Paul, JLP, Bibi, Steven Miller (0:41:34) WILLIAM 7: Kiss the ring? Adam Mockler (0:45:48) WILLIAM 7: Top fave Muslims? (0:49:46) Cassius Clay Parkinson’s diagnosis (0:51:37) Everybody an activist after they catch something … (0:52:56) Hake debated with Adam Mockler Hippy Dippy Aug ‘24 (0:55:29) JERMAINE, Canada… Friend “attacked” me: Trump, Israel (1:01:22) Misinterpretation and judgment (1:02:31) Super: Curtis Sliwa, hometown hero, is he up to the task? (1:06:56) Coffees: Promiscuousness (1:09:54) Eric: Jake RattlesnakeTV and Andrew Wilson (1:16:57) Cesar: I’m your puppet and soul (1:22:08) Eric: “I thoughts” (1:24:52) Toxic Auntie; Sabbath… (1:32:03) JOHN, KY: Joe, Mark… BHI (1:39:17) JOHN: Trump a buffoon? (1:44:56) JOHN: Trump a narcissist… Evil? (1:47:22) Eric on Tucker happy wife mess (1:48:16) Popcorn (1:51:36) Supers on YT (1:52:43) BRANDI, HI: Obama narcissist! (1:53:55) Outro BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/29/hake-wed-10-29-25 PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/29/jlp-wed-10-29-25 PUNCHIE TV EP 062 – HAKE BLOG POST https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2025/10/29/punchie-tv-episode-062-wed-10- VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show These views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 54m
  4. Birthrate crisis | Tue 10-28-25

    4D AGO

    Birthrate crisis | Tue 10-28-25

    Competitors’ interview! Below replacement rate: Out-of-wedlock culture! Squirrels and rabies, watch out! Constructive criticism for ladies. The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:22) Hey, guys! PastPresentFuture (0:05:10) MAHA: Below replacement rate… “Only fools rush in…” (0:10:35) Shmorn, Competitors… (0:12:36) Assassin culture (0:15:26) Pot worse than alky (0:19:03) ALLEN, MI: RFK on Fauci. (0:21:16) ALLEN: Replacement, Detoxifying… de Tocqueville, Democracy in America (0:26:51) ALLEN: Alexis de Tocqueville, Slavery & Govt (0:29:46) ALLEN: FE… (0:30:56) EDDIE, NJ, 1st: Jewish people and Christians (0:38:49) EDDIE: It’s HAKE! Not HANK. (0:41:26) Alexis de Tocqueville portraits (0:42:21) Aww, Squirrel (0:46:39) Rabies… (0:50:01) Kamala (0:52:40) Reddit Bernie: Adios America (0:55:28) WILLIAM 7: Malaise, Rabies, Raccoons, Vandenberg (1:03:02) Supers… Coffees… (1:07:36) Popcorn: Loosey-goosey (1:11:41) BBQ Pringle (1:13:25) Eric: RFK wrong, out-of-wedlock women (1:16:21) Chris: Disproved Mark (1:17:45) Eric: IG, OF, baby rabies (1:20:00) Cesar: Feminism, birth control (1:23:13) Super: LYC … Catch Anchor Baby (1:27:22) Conservative Women, SMH (1:36:02) Have Patience (1:37:46) Liberal women, shoutout (cussing) (1:40:23) Tish James, Kathy Hochul (1:46:16) RICK, Hampton, VA: Hustle, surviving, femininity; Govt (1:53:06) Popcorn: JLP’s country? Emojis, memes: Vulgar stuff! BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/28/hake-tue-10-28-25 PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/28/jlp-tue-10-28-25 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show These views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  5. You oughta pick a pocket or two | Mon 10-27-25

    5D AGO

    You oughta pick a pocket or two | Mon 10-27-25

    Firefox headlines, hmm. “Matilda the Gorilla” song. Horrible trucker crash! $2K pastor was right?! George Santos’ freed. Tithing? The Hake Report, Monday, October 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:08) Disclaimer (0:04:43) Hey, guys! (0:06:12) Firefox headlines: Actor, Actress… phoniness (0:17:31) Firefox sports parents; Trump pivots… (0:24:04) WILLIAM III: Shutdown OK; Illegal trucker; Cuts (0:29:20) WIII: Ballroom; Trump Asia; Incident Alameda Island (0:32:39) WII: I’m black. Steve’n. (0:34:42) Mary Rice Hopkins: Matilda the Gorilla (0:35:35) ART, OH: Losing AOC (0:38:07) ART: broken homes origin? (0:42:56) ART: Trump the only one NOT a king! Politicians… (0:46:25) Supers/Coffees: Eric, Cesar — crash footage (0:52:18) Popcorn: “meritocracy” (0:56:26) Coffee: NYC mayoral lesser of two evils… (0:58:10) Popcorn: $2000 Pastor clarification (1:02:30) Coffees: Eric, tips, Kaya — Chad O tips (1:04:13) Coffee: Cesar (1:05:34) CSAL stepped away (1:05:50) RICK, VA: Be responsible with money (1:12:54) RICK: Angry when you mention God (1:15:42) WILLIAM 7: Taking snippets out of context (1:17:30) W7: “22 veterans per day,” Q: “Are you angry?” Pushups? “Let the dead bury the dead.” (1:26:43) Super: Chest day (1:28:01) Coffee: Oliver Twist (1:31:29) RONNIE, OH: Godfather (1:32:54) RONNIE: Trump commuting George Santos (1:39:06) DAVID, Ocala, FL: June Lockhart (1:41:08) DAVID: Sean Grayson (1:45:04) DAVID: Tithing culture (1:51:35) DAVID: George Santo is a joke (1:54:22) Outro BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/27/hake-mon-10-27-25 PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/27/jlp-mon-10-27-25 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show These views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  6. Do men go to baby showers? | Fri 10-24-25

    OCT 24

    Do men go to baby showers? | Fri 10-24-25

    $2K-demanding pastor?! Black men talking reparations. Out-of-wedlock irresponsibility. NBA gambling mafia scam: FBI. Firmament debunked! The Hake Report, Friday, October 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / guest-hosted JLP (0:03:00) Disclaimer / Cheese BREAD (0:08:49) F— Friday! Hey, guys! (0:11:56) RICK, VA: $2000 pastor; 10% tithe; church “accountability” (0:24:16) ALEX, CA: “Ghost in the machine”? (0:28:43) ALEX: Wacky headlines: Trump sign shooting; Ireland r— riot (0:32:19) GREGGATRON, Midwest: Church pastor like a p—p (0:36:30) GREGGATRON: CLIP: Church giving, a big show (0:40:00) GREGGATRON: Steven Crowder vs black men at barber shop? Reparations? Working hard! “Autonomy!” Having kids by different women, women OK with it! Get married! Bad spending… (0:44:57) GREGGATRON: “slavery” or baby mama stuff? (0:47:00) GREGGATRON: Celebrating out-of-wedlock birth, judging the right people (0:51:21) GREGGATRON: everybody a victim… Hake: Divorce and remarriage story… (0:55:20) ART, OH: Out-of-wedlock started in slavery times (1:00:28) ART: Trump: Cartel is terrorist. More on slavery (1:04:27) Supers (1:06:18) Coffee: Cesar (1:07:21) Coffees: Eric on women and value (1:11:15) Coffees: Eric: Women create CULTURE (1:17:09) Punchie TV theme song (version 1) (1:19:45) MR PINK, CA: Life updates (1:21:15) MR PINK: NBA gambling scam… FBI… Confusing… Betting culture (1:30:29) MR PINK, FE: idk, “firmament” as used by FE is nonsense (1:34:42) in the sky! (1:36:19) STEVE’N, MD: SH Trump! My late wife. (1:37:28) STEVE’N: Greggatron, “It’s the Weekend.” Baby showers. Race. (1:43:53) STEVE’N: William got a white brother? (1:46:10) DAVID, TX: Kenyan truckers in Nebraska? Driverless trucks? (1:50:43) Supers — some leftover! (1:54:05) Closing BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/23/hake-fri-10-24-25 PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/23/jlp-fri-10-24-25 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show These views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  7. It's FINE to cross your legs! | Thu 10-23-25

    OCT 23

    It's FINE to cross your legs! | Thu 10-23-25

    Don’t look down on anyone! My, how the culture’s changed! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Christian? Immigration, New York, and America. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 23, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:06) Supers… Don’t look down on anyone / Diwali / Disclaimer (0:07:23) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies JLP tee (0:09:26) WILLIAM 7: Pakistani restaurant in Yuba City, CA (0:12:30) W7: Hake outburst on Indian food. Gruesome details (0:15:58) W7: Koreatown, L.A., Mexico, immigration since 1960s (0:19:39) DAVID, FL, formerly KY, 75… good old days, 65-71, Highway Patrol, Broderick Crawford (0:25:34) DAVID: TV shows… (0:28:28) DAVID: Politics, Deportations, Jobs, Food stamps (0:29:40) DAVID: Trump, Hamburger Hill (0:35:05) The snake pit (0:35:53) TOM, OR, 1st: finding a good church? (0:44:13) Coffees from Mike (0:47:36) Coffee: Greggatron celebrating Mark in L.A. (0:50:45) Popcorn: Obama IG on WT_ final episode, Marc Maron (0:59:14) Sitting with your legs crossed like a woman is fine (1:02:29) ROSS, NJ: Wizard of Oz, helping men (1:10:00) L. Frank Baum, Wonderful Wizard of Oz, not necessarily Christian (1:13:48) JAIME, MN: Ginger! Kimchi? Sauerkraut. (1:15:48) JAIME: 2nd NYC mayor debate … Phone issue (1:18:48) JAIME: Debate review… (1:23:45) JAIME: Minnesota organized crime behind fraud, per Tim Walz (1:26:25) JAIME: 7 steps: Spend less than you make (1:27:21) JAIME: Great debate on Modern-Day Debate … Podcast it! Grok AI art (1:31:11) ART, OH: Afraid of offending, to our detriment! Nowhere else to go! (1:34:14) ART: Covid, Biden’s trans officials (1:38:48) ART: Older illegal high schoolers; “Due process”; Gambling and Feds? (1:41:40) RICK, Hampton, VA: Reagan amnesty, Voter ID; Biden/Dems let ‘em in! (1:47:23) RICK: Bible, race, black Christians … Repeating others’ evil! People hating each other (1:51:10) RICK: Official language, religion, nation (1:53:35) PARTIAL Coffee: s/o Eric, BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/23/hake-thu-10-23-25 PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/23/jlp-thu-10-23-25 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show These views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 55m
  8. Mama looking down on boys | Wed 10-22-25

    OCT 22

    Mama looking down on boys | Wed 10-22-25

    Bernie’s oligarchy. Wannabe governess. Banned words. Hoping for an obit. Trump lights Diwali candle. Eat capybara? S— agenda. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 22, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:22) Echoes in the Keys (Beat) — disclaimer (0:04:24) Hey, guys! (0:08:21) Tax the Wealthy (0:17:41) Bernie 1993-2025 crying oligarchy … Business (0:20:15) Tech issues (0:21:51) Abigail Spanberger, a bad person complaining about Jay Jones bad texts controversy (0:34:19) ALEX, CA: “No Kings” protests (0:40:20) ALEX: Text messages drama (0:42:30) England anti-boy language police (0:50:30) Coffees… Eric preaching (0:55:08) S— outta wedlock, denying God… (0:57:27) Woman wishing for an obituary (1:03:15) AJ: I’m a human (1:05:05) Reviewing… (1:06:09) Trump lit diya for Diwali (1:12:51) Tulsi, Trump India replies (1:16:12) BEN, RI: Unintended consequences; S— revolution (1:27:18) Supers: Jalin, he doth protest (1:32:43) Capybara … Coffee: Popcorn NG DC (1:41:52) Cesar: Dedrater backwards (disavow) (1:42:55) Coffee: Eric more wisdom (1:46:01) Super: Do people eat Capybara (1:49:09) TERRI, OR: The victim became angry; we need to look down on more people (1:54:12) Outro BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/22/hake-wed-10-22-25 PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/22/jlp-wed-10-22-25 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show These views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

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  • Creator
    James Anton Hake
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2025
  • Episodes
    1K
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © James Anton Hake
  • Show Website
    The Hake Report

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