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The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.

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    • 4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.

JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast

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    192-Intensify your orgasms, exploring the prostate & make out with your wife!

    192-Intensify your orgasms, exploring the prostate & make out with your wife!

    Today lets talk varying orgasms, de stigmatizing the male g-spot & why kissing is still so underrated.
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    • 57 min
    191- How to make him want me again, Too young for vanilla sex & Sensory Play; Flogging

    191- How to make him want me again, Too young for vanilla sex & Sensory Play; Flogging

    Todays topic; SENSORY PLAY- flogging, temp play, audio erotica & more..... Todays listener question include a wife in search of mildly toxic ways to get her husband to "want" to initiate again. Another listener is a husband (26) who has been with his gf ten years- sex is not as often as he would like and there is a lack of communication surrounding sex; they have no kids and I sure do have an opinion=) Lastly we have a female listeners whose man kisses his best friends GIRL on the lips....he says they have a "special bond" and I think he is a special kind of ~shit~. TUNE IN NOW=))
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    • 59 min
    190- BJ vs Sex, Do Women or Men Age Better & Painful Sex Probs

    190- BJ vs Sex, Do Women or Men Age Better & Painful Sex Probs

    Do men like blowjobs or sex better!??! How does aging change our perspective and who gets sexier with time?! Let's discuss. Todays listener Q's include a wife who notices her man make a bathroom trip every single time before the deed- and she has a feeling he isn't peeing. Another listener is struggling with PE and learned about edging; only issue is his wife admitted sex has become routinely painful! Make sure you check out the patreon for bonus weekly EP + audio erotica!
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    • 54 min
    189- faking orgasms, a beginners guide to anal beads & 5 tips to achieve a G-Spot Orgasm

    189- faking orgasms, a beginners guide to anal beads & 5 tips to achieve a G-Spot Orgasm

    Lets talk faking orgasms- why do women do it- even when we mean well and know whats right...sometimes faking it happens, and i'll tell you why=) #confession Today we have a listener q follow up- a man whose wife is dancing the line in terms of 'emotional affair' imo and he's clarifying whats really gone down and what panned out post confronting her after listening to my response! Today's listener questions include a postpartum wifey whose husband is ready to be intimate but there is a problem; she feels NADA, not only is she worried things might be different down there- but there is also a big lack of sensation going on! What is a wifey who wants to get down but isn't really in the mood to do?! Today's topic of ze hour; 5 tips to aide in your quest for a G-spot Orgasm..spoiler; its mental baby.
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    • 56 min
    188- emotional affairs, keeping your wife horny & Q&A; the listeners ask ME =)

    188- emotional affairs, keeping your wife horny & Q&A; the listeners ask ME =)

    Today we chat your probs ( a boderline emotional affair, a wife who ditches the sexy vibe post date and how to keep her goin) plus today i am answering a personal Q&A asked by the listeners on social media. Everything from how the pod started, how i met my husband to what is a kink i used to be ashamed of and have I ever had a threesome. Tune in now =)

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    • 1 hr 8 min
    187- Cuckquean roleplay, a bi-curious husband & breeding confidence in your woman.

    187- Cuckquean roleplay, a bi-curious husband & breeding confidence in your woman.

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    • 45 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
1.2K Ratings

1.2K Ratings

DouKrem ,

Honest and hilarious

Jordyn must be as messed up as I am. This is the most honest and hilarious show in its category. I learn things and laugh in every episode.

seadoo5150 ,

Fun and informative

Jordyn is down to earth and gives great insight into the mind of a sexy lady
Always enjoy listening to her podcast

gbaby2308 ,

Yessssss

I love this podcast it gives you a little insight on everything from sex to learning your partner, everything . Keep it going, I’m listening!!!

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