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The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.

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The Horny Housewife Jordyn Hakes

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    • 4.8 • 299 Ratings

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.

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    85-dying marriages, insecurity, large labias, and confessing your desires in tantric date night pt. 3

    85-dying marriages, insecurity, large labias, and confessing your desires in tantric date night pt. 3

    Lets discuss the inevitable ups and downs; what resentment unresolved goes to look like in your marriage. What are your options, is it hopeless, and how do you handle it? Next we talk your roster; does your spouse know your #, I polled the freaky fam on social media the majority of you are open book while others would rather you not ask- one listener asks how he could about finding out his wife's past, and I give my honest opinion. One female listener expresses her insecurity about her large labia and her hype queen has arrived, another male listener wants sex everyday and has a wife with 4 kids under 2- oh whatever shall he do. Spoiler alert: its just a season, chill bro - but don't worry bc I have the perfect line to get a warmed up wife instead of a closed off wife! Todays last segment is part 3 of our TANTRIC DATE NIGHT SERIES and its all about telling them what you reallllllllllly want, no holding back!!!!
    Tune in now to level up your sex life. xoxo

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    • 40 min
    84- DMT, A wandering eye, 3somes, and pussy appreciation.

    84- DMT, A wandering eye, 3somes, and pussy appreciation.

    Happy Monday Freaky Fam!! The pateron has officialy launched- link below. Today we start off with me sharing my experience with "the spirit molecule" aka DMT- next I'm discussing the 5 phases of relationships, and then dive into this weeks listener questions! One mans wandering eye, another couples interest in a 3some, one husbands wife who has zero drive any longer and what to do! Todays part 2 of our Tantric Date night series is PUSS appreciation- so take some damn notes! =)

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    • 58 min
    83- threesomes, stale-sex, and Cock Devotion pt.1 of Tantric Date Night Series

    83- threesomes, stale-sex, and Cock Devotion pt.1 of Tantric Date Night Series

    Patreon is LIVE link below! Follow me on IG to stay connected @_thehornyhousewifepodcast. Todays listener questions are about a couple wanting to possibly add a woman to the bedroom, they want to know any tips or things to stay away from. One woman says her husband isn't into her anymore, he can't keep an erection and recently happily obliged to her idea to go to a swingers club-the sex life is stale does she have any hope. Our last listener question is a man who said his wife straight up told her she isn't into it anymore, she doesn't want gifts or to burden him in anyway-she rejects any initiation of love and he feels gut punched. Jordy is giving it to ya straight=) Today is the first part of the 5 part series of Tantric Date Nights- Cock Devotion is todays segment and YOU WILL WANT TO HEAR IT ALL! Godbless the mens dicks and the ladies confidence.

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    • 53 min
    82- handjob technique tips, Dirtytalk 101, and a man who needs his wife sex drive back. ft. audio erotica (MF)

    82- handjob technique tips, Dirtytalk 101, and a man who needs his wife sex drive back. ft. audio erotica (MF)

    Hey freaky fam today we are learning some TECHNIQUE, in regards to good ol fashion HJ. (who woulda thought), these are sure to spice up the bedroom and build confidence. Speaking of building confidence who doesn't want to get better at dirt talk-lets give you some pointers. Of course today we have some super relatable juicy listener questions one being a man who can't take the sexual neglect any longer. He wants his wife back-tune in to hear my thoughts. Todays audio erotica: "I (M21) f**k my boss (33F) for a promotion" written by reddit user U/bearetico.

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    81 - the kink she won't give me, shower sex, UTI's and becoming a lazy lover.

    81 - the kink she won't give me, shower sex, UTI's and becoming a lazy lover.

    Happy Monday-
    A quick half an hour EP this week- Starting off discussing insatiability in the bedroom. What if we are faced with the question of, what if he/she never is down for "x, y or z" will I just have to get over it, or is this deal breaker shit? I of course don't hold back- on to listener questions, a couples desire for making shower sex sexy, a female listener with frequent UTI's, a man wondering if all women become lazy lovers or are the dudes getting less appealing with time? (trick question huh) TUNE IN

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    • 33 min
    80- a mans cuck fantasy, a not so passionate affair, and throat orgasms with sex goddess Susan Bratton

    80- a mans cuck fantasy, a not so passionate affair, and throat orgasms with sex goddess Susan Bratton

    Happy Monday- freaky fam first off we are diving into listener questions and boy are they juicy- a mans fantasy, one womans married boyfriend, and a sex starved finance. Today I'm so pumped to tell you that we are joined with Susan Bratton aka sex goddess, aka intimacy expert to millions -and let me tell you she is blowing my MINDDDD with the technique tips! Susan and I dive deep into setting the men straight on "how to f**k"-breaking stigmas and telling like it is, there is no sugar coating per usual, grab your pen and paper bc we are about to level up your sex life. Ps. have you ever heard of throat orgasms.... bc neither had I !!!! =P
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Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
299 Ratings

299 Ratings

Smallz613 ,

My second favorite thing to “do”

She’s Incredibly funny and totally relatable ! Has made sexy time much more fun . I’m addicted , my husband is obsessed and we look forward to Monday’s drive to work . Joined her Patreon and she doesn’t disappoint, totally worth it !!

badpolo ,

Fun for me and the wife!

Both me and the wife love the pod casts. The topics and listener question sometimes add to things we’ve only discussed 1 on 1. Keep it up Jordan it’s an amazing show! And don’t forget the Patreon!

Racinrevo0818 ,

Love this podcast!!

Listen ever Monday and even better on Wednesday!! Such a good fun time!! Definitely worth a follow!!

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