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Perhaps there really was an Israeli Mossad Commander whose name translates to "Made A Fart" and he got into military operations because high school was so terribly, terribly hard for him.https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-709031Axes! Coming to a bar near you!https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/state-votes-allow-axe-throwing-businesses-with-liquor-licenses/YKWBQXOD7FG3RLH2YXHFZUNW6Q/Be careful. My dog bites because my dog is an alligator.https://www.fieldandstream.com/survival/florida-man-...

In this week's episode, learn about one practically perfect safety product for infants and toddlers, flawless with the exception of one small design flaw:https://www.pennlive.com/life/2022/05/federal-safety-agency-issues-warning-about-babyrescue-rapid-evacuation-devices.html#:~:text=Published%3A%20May.,the%20child%20inside%20the%20bag.%E2%80%9DAlready working on the cover art for Mutant Rage Hamsters 2: This Time It's Personal. Whatever happened to Mutant Rage Hamsters 1? Let's just skip it a...

Cats are being locked down in a town in Germany because they like to eat endangered birds. At last, we have located the species responsible for environmental problems. Good thing we know where the fault lies! https://boingboing.net/2022/05/23/cats-put-on-lockdown-in-germany.html Child abductors beware, you may be exposed to salty language during the commission of your crimes.https://nypost.com/2022/05/13/the-ultimate-kids-safety-hack-involves-a-lot-of-curse-words/Penis Plant Pluckin...

In case you didn't know, killing people can be bad for you. The process of body disposal can be quite exerting, so be sure to check with your doctor and ensure you're healthy enough to bury someone before you murder. In other news, you'll be able to rest easy knowing your Parmesan cheese is legit. No more sleepless nights! And listen as we enjoy the freedom of being able to say the c word multiple times because it's the news and that automatically makes it okay.Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee...

First we talk about two Real Estate Agents who have some sexy times during an alleged Open House. Then we move on to a woman who drove down stairs because her GPS told her to. Florida does not like Farts or Butt stuff on the Vanity plates. We talk about Miska the cat who was a victim of government over-reach. Canada is the first to prosecute crimes . . . on the moon.Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdownThe Drink:Scotch!News Stories from This Episode:Open House Sexy Times:https://t...

We're drinking Martini's again, which succeeded in making Tom REALLY drunk. We first talk about a man who drinks his own pee. We then talk about the world's most terrifying teacher. An Art Collector buys a very expensive receipt from invisible art shows from the 50's. We did not know that "Fictosexuals" are really a thing. We close out the show with TWID: "Fractal Wood Burning" and its various dangers.Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdownThe Drink:Gin Martinis!News Stories from Th...