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Detailed amphibious rantings on songs, artists, records, and rocks.
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This Week In Music! (The Plagues of Egypt Edition)
From nonsensical Stan Wars about which pop girl is polluting the environment more, to boring indie girls, to Meghan Trainor...it's all righttt here for your enjoyment.
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Hit Lizard Hard and Soft
ruminations on the brand new Billie Eilish record that truly do range from hard and soft. WARNING : I cry. I also do impressions. Classic.
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I Hate It Here, So I Will Go To 2004
a thorough lyrical analysis of Taylor Swift's I Hate It Here, and for some reason Perez Hilton comes up organically?
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Chloe or Sam or Lizard or Marcus
a lyrical analysis of the strongest soldier on The Anthology - an overlooked masterpiece, one of her strongest pieces of writing, and proof she is Emily Swiftinson.
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An Abundance of 'Chellas
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Never take advice from a Tortured Poet...
your last correspondence before The Tortured Poets Department comes out...here is a Dear Reader lyrical analysis 📖
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Customer Reviews
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I really think the top ones from ttpd all together I would love you to analyze are
Casandra I really like it but I’m lost on what it’s about
ThanK you aIMee I just think lyrically it’s interesting and almost matured and she’s gotten past some of it
I’d also love you to do the tittle track
Bellisimo!
Even if I never heard of the songs Madeline is talking about, I’m still tuned in for her witty and insightful commentary. I’d also recommend paying for the bonus content on Substack cause who doesn’t want more lizard?????
who else up sunbathing on they rock…
where else where you find actual tears shed over selena gomez’s look at her now? nowhere. that’s where. subscribe.